Legs and Louie quests

The Businessman's Social Club Quests are a series of Level 28 quest revolving around Legs and Louie

Quests

Quest	Requirements
Badfellas	Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie go to Moe's Tavern
El-Bartito’s Way	Make Bart Simpson serve Manhattans
Casino Racino	Make Marge Simpson protest, Make Fat Tony fix races
Taking Care of Business	Make Legs and Louie interrogate a squealer.
The Italian Job	Make Fat Tony go to Luigi's for a special dinner
Gangster Paradise	Make Legs perform a hit, Make Louie smuggle goods
Puff Justice	Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison, Make Legs and Louie take a break in the slammer
Business as Usual	Make Legs 'protect' local business, Make Louie collect tribute

Character	Dialogue
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Welcome back boys. I trust you have kept your law-breaking skills sharp?"
File:Legsicon.png	"I practiced my felonies every day."
File:Louieicon.png	"I extorted manneguins so I wouldn't forget how to do it to people.
File:Fattonyicon.png	"I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love." "But first let us toast to our touching reunion."

Character	Dialogue
File:Legsicon.png	"Maybe. Do you know how to mix a Manhattan?"
File:Barticon.png	"Umm…booze, some hooch, and then whiskey?"
File:Legsicon.png	That’s pretty close, boss. I’ll vouch for him.
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Congratulations, urchin. You are my new bartender."

Character	Dialogue
File:Margeicon.png	"There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!"
File:Quimbyicon.png	"Marge, I promise you – this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you’re-on-about. In fact, I’m so against corruption that many people say “Corruption” is my middle name."
File:Margeicon.png	"Hmmmm…"

Character	Dialogue
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Boys, Marge Simpson is onto us. Someone in our organization squealed. I need you to find out who."
File:Louieicon.png	"Wouldn’t it just be easier to “take care” of this Simpson lady?"
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not “take care” of. Find some guy to nuts on instead."

Character	Dialogue
File:Luigi.png	"Welcome, back, a-Fat a-Tony. I can't tell-a you how I've missed paying for-a your protection."
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Which I will now collect. Back-dated, of course, to the birth of New Springfield."
File:Louieicon.png	"But I didn’t get unlocked until level 18. It’s-a not fair!"
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Then you can file a complaint at the monthly meeting of the Extortionee’s Committee. The system is in place for a reason."

Character	Dialogue
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Boys, I require your services"
File:Louieicon.png	"Do you mind? "Antiques Roadshow" is on!"
File:Fattonyicon.png	My apologies, The Roadshow, as always, takes precendence.

Character	Dialogue
File:Wiggumicon.png	"Fat Tony? You and your crew are under arrest."
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Whatever for, Officer?"
File:Wiggumicon.png	"Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype. You’re sentenced to 24 years in prison. Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You’re lucky I don’t like refilling out forms."

Character	Dialogue
File:Fattonyicon.png	"Break's over boys. Go forth and terrify."