The Legs and Louie quests are a series of Level 28 quest revolving around Legs and Louie.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Badfellas Make Fat Tony go to Moe's Tavern
Make Legs go to Moe's Tavern
Make Louie go to Moe's Tavern
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
El Bartito’s Way Make Bart serve Manhattans 24h Cash100
Experience10
Casino Racino Make Marge protest
Make Fat Tony fix races
24h
2h
Cash100
Experience10
Taking Care of Business Make Legs and Louie interrogate a squealer. 60m Cash100
Experience10
The Italian Job Make Fat Tony go to Luigi's for a special dinner 4h Cash100
Experience10
Gangster Paradise Make Legs perform a hit

Make Louie smuggle goods

8h

8h

Cash100
Experience10
Puff Justice Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison
Make Legs take a break in the slammer
Make Louie take a break in the slammer
24h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Business as Usual Make Legs 'protect' local business
Make Louie collect tribute
12h
12h
Cash100
Experience10

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Badfellas[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png "Welcome back boys. I trust you have kept your law-breaking skills sharp?"
Legs Icon.png "I practiced my felonies every day."
Louie Icon.png "I extorted manneguins so I wouldn't forget how to do it to people.
Fat Tony Icon.png "I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love."

"But first let us toast to our touching reunion."

El Bartito’s Way[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Hey Fat Tony! I've been looking to take my mischief to the next level. Any chance you could use an extra set of hands?"
Louie Icon.png "Maybe. Do you know how to mix a Manhattan?"
Bart Icon.png "Umm…booze, some hooch, and then whiskey?"
Legs Icon.png That’s pretty close, boss. I’ll vouch for him.
Fat Tony Icon.png "Congratulations, urchin. You are my new bartender."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png Bart Simpson! What did I tell about joining La Cosa Nostra?
Bart Icon.png You said to not to.
Marge Icon.png If you go joining any mobs, you lose TV privileges for a week.
Bart Sad Icon.png All right, all right! There's no need to get crazy.

Casino Racino[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png Mayor Quimby, as a mother and a worrywart, I'm concerned about Springfield's growing Mafia problem."

"There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!"

Quimby Icon.png "Marge, I promise you – this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you’re-on-about. In fact, I’m so against corruption that many people say “Corruption” is my middle name."
Marge Icon.png "Hmmmm…"

Taking Care of Business[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png "Boys, Marge Simpson is onto us. Someone in our organization squealed. I need you to find out who."
Louie Icon.png "Wouldn’t it just be easier to “take care” of this Simpson lady?"
Fat Tony Icon.png "Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not “take care” of. Find some guy to nuts on instead."

The Italian Job[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Luigi Icon.png "Welcome, back, a-Fat a-Tony. I can't tell-a you how I've missed paying for-a your protection."
Fat Tony Icon.png "Which I will now collect. Back-dated, of course, to the birth of New Springfield."
Luigi Icon.png "But I didn’t get unlocked until level 18. It’s-a not fair!"
Fat Tony Icon.png "Then you can file a complaint at the monthly meeting of the Extortionee’s Committee. The system is in place for a reason."

Gangster Paradise[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png "Boys, I require your services"
Louie Icon.png "Do you mind? "Antiques Roadshow" is on!"
Fat Tony Icon.png My apologies, The Roadshow, as always, takes precendence.

Puff Justice[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Fat Tony? You and your crew are under arrest."
Fat Tony Icon.png "Whatever for, Officer?"
Wiggum Icon.png "Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype. You’re sentenced to 24 years in prison. Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You’re lucky I don’t like refilling out forms."

Business as Usual[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png "Break's over boys. Go forth and terrify."
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