Left, Right, Left is the main questline of the Rommelwood Academy 2017 Event, released on March 15, 2017.
Quest[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Left, Right, Left Pt. 1 | Make Bad Kids Skip Class Collect Class Coins (x80) |
3h - |
 100  10 Rommelwood Academy |
Auto |
| Left, Right, Left Pt. 2 | Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy Collect Class Coins (x180) |
3h - |
100 10 Rommelwood Statue |
Auto |
| Left, Right, Left Pt. 3 | Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment Collect Class Coins (x350) |
3h - |
100 10 Rommelwood Barracks |
Auto |
| Left, Right, Left Pt. 4 | Make Bart Plan the Escape Collect Class Coins (x420) |
3h - |
100 10 Cadet Lisa |
Auto |
| Left, Right, Left Pt. 5 | Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training Collect Class Coins (x450) |
3h - |
100 10 The Eliminator |
Auto |
| Left, Right, Left Pt. 6 | Make Martin Serve Double Detention Collect Class Coins (x480) |
3h - |
100 10 Conquer The Eliminator |
Auto |
Dialogue[]
Left, Right, Left Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation. |
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So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin. |
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If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick. |
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No one asked you. |
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No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits! |
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Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education. |
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If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them! |
Left, Right, Left Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage. |
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You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense. |
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I see no ominous downside to that! |
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Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us? |
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No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed. |
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You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children. |
Left, Right, Left Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Atten-HUT! |
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Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals. |
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Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister! |
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Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan. |
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Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast. |
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The one time I don't have my tape recorder. |
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That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete. |
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On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning. |
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Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms. |
Left, Right, Left Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games! |
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I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me? |
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There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground. |
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All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy. |
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Go get him, Bart. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it. |
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So why don't you? |
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Mother doesn't trust me with small change. |
Left, Right, Left Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole. |
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Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come. |
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I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in. |
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Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone. |
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Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down. |
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Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius! |
Left, Right, Left Pt. 6[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here. |
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I choose never. |
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AHH! |
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An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin! |
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I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell. |
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‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit. |
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But also thank you. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here. |
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Well kids, time to go home. |
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But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line? |
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I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard. |
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Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night. |
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But I finally had complete power! |
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Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart. |
| “ | You've unlocked the "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job for Lisa. | ” |
— System Message.
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