Make Martin Serve Double Detention Collect Class Coins (x480)
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100 10 Conquer The Eliminator
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I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
No one asked you.
No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
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A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
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Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
I see no ominous downside to that!
Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
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SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
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Atten-HUT!
Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
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Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
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This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Go get him, Bart.
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You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
So why don't you?
Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
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You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
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I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
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Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
I choose never.
AHH!
An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
But also thank you.
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I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Well kids, time to go home.
But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
But I finally had complete power!
Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
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