Left, Right, Left is the main questline of the Rommelwood Academy 2017 Event, released on March 15, 2017.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Left, Right, Left Pt. 1 Make Bad Kids Skip Class
Collect Class Coins (x80)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Rommelwood Academy
Auto
Left, Right, Left Pt. 2 Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy
Collect Class Coins (x180)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Rommelwood Statue
Auto
Left, Right, Left Pt. 3 Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Collect Class Coins (x350)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Rommelwood Barracks
Auto
Left, Right, Left Pt. 4 Make Bart Plan the Escape
Collect Class Coins (x420)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Cadet Lisa
Auto
Left, Right, Left Pt. 5 Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training
Collect Class Coins (x450)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
The Eliminator
Auto
Left, Right, Left Pt. 6 Make Martin Serve Double Detention
Collect Class Coins (x480)
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Conquer The Eliminator
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Left, Right, Left Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Annoyed Icon.png I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
Quimby Proud Icon.png So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
Leopold Icon.png If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
Quimby Stern Icon.png No one asked you.
Leopold Sad Icon.png No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon.png A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Skinner Icon.png Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
Homer Annoyed Icon.png If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!

Left, Right, Left Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon.png Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
Herman Icon.png You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
Homer Happy Icon.png I see no ominous downside to that!
Bart Scared Icon.png Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
Homer Serious Icon.png No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Chalmers Angry Icon.png SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
Skinner Surprised Icon.png You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.

Left, Right, Left Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Surprised Icon.png Atten-HUT!
Bart Surprised Icon.png Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Leopold Surprised Icon.png Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Martin Surprised Icon.png Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
Janey Deadpan Icon.png On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.

Left, Right, Left Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon.png This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
Bart Angry Icon.png I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
Lisa Worried Icon.png There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
Skinner Mad Icon.png All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Go get him, Bart.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Mad Icon.png You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
Lisa Curious Icon.png So why don't you?
Skinner Madsad Icon.png Mother doesn't trust me with small change.

Left, Right, Left Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon.png You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
Nelson Grim Icon.png I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Dolph Icon.png Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Bart Curious Icon.png Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Worried Icon.png I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Skinner Madhappy Icon.png Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!

Left, Right, Left Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon.png Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
Skinner Mad Icon.png I choose never.
Bart Surprised Icon.png AHH!
Skinner Madhappy Icon.png An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
Martin Lying Icon.png I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
Skinner Madannoyed Icon.png ‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
Skinner Mad Icon.png But also thank you.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Mad Icon.png I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Homer Icon.png Well kids, time to go home.
Skinner Madsurprised Icon.png But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Homer Confused Icon.png Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
Skinner Madsad Icon.png But I finally had complete power!
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
You've unlocked the "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job for Lisa.
 
— System Message.


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