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Learning to Share is a premium side questline that was released on December 26, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Jim Hope.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Learning to Share Pt. 1 Make Jim Hope Search His Pockets for Spare Change 4h Cash100
XP10
Jim Hope
Learning to Share Pt. 2 Make Jim Hope Brainstorm Original Ideas
Make Lindsey Naegle Brainstorm Ways to Backstab Jim Hope
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Jim Hope
Learning to Share Pt. 3 Make Jim Hope Demonstrate Toys 12h Cash100
XP10
Jim Hope
Learning to Share Pt. 4 Make Jim Hope Steal Lisa's Ideas 8h Cash100
XP10
Jim Hope
Learning to Share Pt. 5 Make Jim Hope Pop Some Bottles
Make Lindsey Naegle Give Chief Wiggum a Hot Tip
12h
12h
Cash200
XP20
Jim Hope

Dialogue Edit

Learning to Share Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Mr. Hope, I’ve just received a letter from the IRS. Your company, Kid First Industries, is suspected of tax evasion.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon You’re also charged with -- and I’ve never seen this before -- “general grossness”. It’s a little-known crime from the Constitution.
Jim Hope Happy Icon Since when is evading taxes a crime?! Listen, I’ll make this right. I’ll have the IRS killed.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Murder is, sadly, also a crime.
Jim Hope Annoyed Icon That’s the government for you. Always nosing into other people’s homicides.
Jim Hope Sad Icon Well, I can't pay. I haven't had a hit toy since the Funzo. I’m broke.

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Icon Here, this is everything I've got in my pockets. *drops coins on desk*
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon You’re going to need... fifteen million dollars more.
Jim Hope Icon I do have another pair of pants at home. So, there’s that. But I suppose I could just invent another hit toy.
Jim Hope Happy Icon Better put on a happy face for the kiddies and hope ol' Uncle Jim's still got it.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon As your lawyer, I must advise you not to refer to yourself as “uncle” around children who aren't your relatives.
Jim Hope Surprised Icon Why? Liability issue?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon No, just creepy.

Learning to Share Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Sad Icon All right, Lindsey. We need a smash hit toy for the holidays or I'm going to jail.
Lindsey Naegle Icon You’re not the only one who’s been evading taxes. Should I be worried?
Jim Hope Icon Probably. As in, I’m “probably” going to rat you out to get a reduced sentence.
Lindsey Naegle Annoyed Icon I see. I suppose I could have you killed?
Jim Hope Annoyed Icon No, it’s illegal. The lawyer said so.
Lindsey Naegle Sad Icon Shoot. Well, I never like making money honestly, but that may be our only option here.
Jim Hope Icon If there was any other way, believe me I’d be all over it. Let’s get to work.

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Icon Read back to me what we've come up with so far.
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon A doll that explodes if you forget to feed it, a mobile game based on a past-its-prime cartoon...
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon ...an action figure with a monthly subscription fee for some reason, and a kid-sized AR-15 that doesn’t set off metal detectors.
Jim Hope Happy Icon All brilliant, every one! Let’s run some focus groups and see what the kids think!

Learning to Share Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Happy Icon Hey there kids, how would you like to play with some toys?
Lisa Suspicious Icon No way! You're not fooling us with that act again.
Ralph Happy Icon I like playing with toys in front of one-way mirrors!
Lisa Happy Icon Hey Ralph, take my hand and we’ll look for fairies in your backyard, okay?
Ralph Happy Icon I like doing the last thing someone suggested! Let’s go!
Lisa Icon We'll catch a fairy today for sure. But we have to get far, far away from this guy -- fairies don't like him.
Jim Hope Annoyed Icon *sigh* They grow out of their easily-manipulated stage so fast.

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Sad Icon The kids hated our toys! They said they were "too cynical”. Since when is making toys designed to prey on kids’ worst impulses “cynical”?
Jim Hope Icon How am I supposed to con them if they're wise to my tricks? Am I supposed to make something they actually like? *chuckles*
Lindsey Naegle Annoyed Icon Don’t spout such nonsense!

Learning to Share Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Sad Icon Little girl, please come back. I need your help -- I'm desperate!
Lisa Nagging Icon You've always been desperate.
Jim Hope Sad Icon Hey, you think it’s EASY being a grown man who’s nowhere near as good at inventing toys as the great Lisa Simpson?
Lisa Eyeroll Icon Flattery won’t work on me.
Jim Hope Icon I know. You’re way too smart to fall for flattery.
Lisa Happy Icon Sweet, sweet flattery... Oh how I love it...
Lisa Annoyed Icon Fine! You get ten minutes of my time. I’ll come up with one toy. But that’s it!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Icon How about a toy oven that makes fattening cakes, then we sell a weight loss supplement as an add-on?
Lisa Confused Icon Hmm. What if the toy oven makes nutritious snacks, but they look like cupcakes. Makes the kids AND the parents happy.
Jim Hope Surprised Icon So, it's not exploitative? I mean, what’s the fun in that?
Jim Hope Icon What about a set of encyclopedias, but all the facts are wrong so it makes you stupider? Then we sell tutoring services to all the new dummies we just made.
Lisa Nagging Icon Stick with the healthy oven.

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No dialogue.

Learning to Share Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Happy Icon Lindsey, I think we've got our hit toy: The Half-Baked Oven!
Jim Hope Happy Icon Half-Baked is half as powerful as regular play ovens. So you have to buy special pre-half-baked treats from us.
Lisa Shocked Icon Wait, no! That’s not what we agreed on!
Jim Hope Icon Can’t you see how much more evil it is my way? Think, Lisa!
Lisa Shouting Icon I want my idea back. You stole it from me!
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon Jim, open us some bubbly to celebrate. I just need to make a quick phone call...
Jim Hope Happy Icon It's hot tubbing time!

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Character Dialogue
Jim Hope Happy Icon Lindsey! Hot tub’s ready! I’ve got a special mankini I've been saving!
Wiggum Angry Icon Hold it right there, Hope! You’re under arrest for exploiting the work of miners.
Jim Hope Surprised Icon Because of the Lisa Simpson thing?
Wiggum Serious Icon What? No, not some kid. Miners. The guys who work in mines. Anyway, that’s what I heard over the phone.
Wiggum Serious Icon And that’s how I wrote it up. You can’t expect me to redo all that paperwork.
Jim Hope Surprised Icon Lindsey! You set me up!
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon Have fun in prison, Jim!
Jim Hope Happy Icon Eureka, that’s it! A play set that’s a prison, and whenever you want to free your dolls, you have to purchase a new security code from us?
Lisa Thoughtful Icon Hmmm. Yeah, I’d play with that.
Jim Hope Happy Icon *being dragged off to jail* I’m back, baby!
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