Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue?
 
— Laird Ladd's Unlock Message


Laird Ladd is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.

Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Pay for Groceries with a Check Cash105
Experience26
60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png
Beg for Old Job Cash105
Experience26
60m Retro Lard Lad Nope.png
Pose Like Lard Cash260
Experience70
4h - Check.png
Nap in the Brown House Cash420
Experience105
8h Brown House Nope.png
Try to Stay Relevant Cash600
Experience150
12h - Check.png
Retire with Grace Cash1000
Experience225
24h Retirement Castle Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Receive Severance in Gift Cards Gift Cards (2016)2
Experience55
3h New Lard Lad Battle of the Brands Pt. 2 Nope.png
Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards Gift Cards (2016)2
Experience55
3h New Lard Lad Battle of the Brands Pt. 3 Nope.png
Take Hours to Choose a Gift Card Gift Cards (2016)2
Experience55
3h Kwik-E-Mart Battle of the Brands Pt. 4 Nope.png
Take Pension in Gift Cards Gift Cards (2016)2
Experience55
3h New Lard Lad Battle of the Brands Pt. 5 Nope.png
Spitefully Buy Up Gift Cards Gift Cards (2016)2
Experience55
3h Kwik-E-Mart Battle of the Brands Pt. 6 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Prove He's Still Got It Cash600
Experience150
12h - Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2 Check.png

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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