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“ | Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue? | ” |
— Laird Ladd's Unlock Message
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Laird Ladd is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.
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Jobs[edit | edit source]
Regular Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Pay for Groceries with a Check | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | ![]() |
Beg for Old Job | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Retro Lard Lad | ![]() |
Pose Like Lard | ![]() ![]() |
4h | - | ![]() |
Nap in the Brown House | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Brown House | ![]() |
Try to Stay Relevant | ![]() ![]() |
12h | - | ![]() |
Retire with Grace | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Retirement Castle | ![]() |
Event's Quest Based Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Receive Severance in Gift Cards | ![]() ![]() |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 2 | ![]() |
Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards | ![]() ![]() |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 3 | ![]() |
Take Hours to Choose a Gift Card | ![]() ![]() |
3h | Kwik-E-Mart | Battle of the Brands Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Take Pension in Gift Cards | ![]() ![]() |
3h | New Lard Lad | Battle of the Brands Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Spitefully Buy Up Gift Cards | ![]() ![]() |
3h | Kwik-E-Mart | Battle of the Brands Pt. 6 | ![]() |
Quest Based Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Prove He's Still Got It | ![]() ![]() |
12h | - | Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2 | ![]() |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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