Laird Ladd

“	Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue?	”
	— Laird Ladd's Unlock Message

Laird Ladd is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.

TriviaEdit

He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.

Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Pay for Groceries with a Check	105 26	60m	Kwik-E-Mart
Beg for Old Job	105 26	60m	Retro Lard Lad
Pose Like Lard	260 70	4h	-
Nap in the Brown House	420 105	8h	Brown House
Try to Stay Relevant	600 150	12h	-
Retire with Grace	1000 225	24h	Retirement Castle

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Receive Severance in Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 2
Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 3
Take Hours to Choose a Gift Card	2 55	3h	Kwik-E-Mart	Battle of the Brands Pt. 4
Take Pension in Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 5
Spitefully Buy Up Gift Cards	2 55	3h	Kwik-E-Mart	Battle of the Brands Pt. 6