Laird Ladd

“	Why did you bring me here if you're going to replace my statue?	”
	— Laird Ladd's Unlock Message

Laird Ladd is a limited-time premium character released on September 21, 2016, as part of the Season Premiere 2016 Event. He is unlocked upon completion of Retro Lard Lad.

Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Pay for Groceries with a Check	105 26	60m	Kwik-E-Mart
Beg for Old Job	105 26	60m	Retro Lard Lad
Pose Like Lard	260 70	4h	-
Nap in the Brown House	420 105	8h	Brown House
Try to Stay Relevant	600 150	12h	-
Retire with Grace	1000 225	24h	Retirement Castle

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Receive Severance in Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 2
Steal Supply Closet Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 3
Take Hours to Choose a Gift Card	2 55	3h	Kwik-E-Mart	Battle of the Brands Pt. 4
Take Pension in Gift Cards	2 55	3h	New Lard Lad	Battle of the Brands Pt. 5
Spitefully Buy Up Gift Cards	2 55	3h	Kwik-E-Mart	Battle of the Brands Pt. 6

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Prove He's Still Got It	600 150	12h	-	Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2

Trivia[edit | edit source]

He reappeared during the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as dialogue to promote a donuts sale. It utilized topical humor in reference to the Dunkin Donuts chain recently removing the word "donuts" from their brand name.