La Proposale is a premium questline that was released on May 10, 2017, during the Pin Pals 2017 Event. It requires the premium building Fiesta Terrace.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
La Proposale Pt. 1 Make Jacques Meet Marge for Brunch 2h Cash100
La Proposale Pt. 2 Make Jacques Take Selma to See French Theatre 12h Cash100
La Proposale Pt. 3 Make Jacques Propose to Selma 8h Cash100
La Proposale Pt. 4 Make Selma Flirt With Moleman*
Make Jacques Practice His Tango
La Proposale Pt. 5 Make Selma Break Up With Jacques 24h Cash200

*Will only appear if the player has unlocked Hans Moleman.

Dialogue Edit

La Proposale Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Icon Marge, my dear! How many lifetimes has it been since we were together?
Jacques Happy Icon Please allow me to take you to brunch. I don't mean to brag, but I have my own table at the Waffle Hut.
Marge Nervous Icon I'll go, but just as friends. I'm still happily married. Well, married.

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Character Dialogue
Jacques Sad Icon I must confess, there is a thirst in me that not even these bottomless mimosas can quench.
Jacques Happy Icon I need you, Marge! As the pins yearn for the bowling ball, or the damp fingers yearn for that little fan.
Marge Sad Icon I'm sorry, Jacques, I'm not interested. But I may know someone who is.

La Proposale Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Happy Icon Ah, you must be Selma! Marge was right – you do look a bit like her if I squint.
Selma Happy Icon That accent, and that backhanded compliment – so French! I'm intrigued.
Jacques Happy Icon Selma, do you enjoy the theatre?
Selma Sad Icon I dunno... if I want sticky floors and the smell of stale butter I can just go home.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Selma Icon Jacques, I had a great time tonight, even if I couldn't understand what was going on.
Jacques Icon It was a French film, my sweet. No one understood what was going on.
Selma Icon The night is young, just like me according to my driver's license. Shall we go back to your place?

La Proposale Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Icon Selma I am madly in love with you, but there's just one thing I require...
Selma Sad Icon I knew it was too good to be true. What do you need? An alibi? A loan? A kidney? An alibi for where you got that loaned kidney?
Jacques Happy Icon No... marriage!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Icon Selma, would you marry... Hans Moleman?
Selma Annoyed Icon I do... not understand what's going on.
Jacques Icon I need the excitement of dating a married woman. My love must be like my entry to the women's locker room: forbidden!
Selma Icon But I am a married woman. I've been married five times in fact.
Selma Happy Icon Why don't I just put one of those rings back on and complain non-stop about my exes?

La Proposale Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Sad Icon Please Selma, I only want what I cannot have. You must be like the moon to me, or an affordable haircut that looks good right away.
Selma Icon How do I know it won't fall apart like my other marriages?
Jacques Icon What ruined those marriages?
Selma Annoyed Icon Let's see... publicity stunt, attempted murder, old age, disco fever, and undisclosed.
Jacques Happy Icon Those were all flawed because they were built on foundations of love. But this will be built on... my weird sexual hang-ups!

La Proposale Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Hi Selma! How are things with Jacques?
Selma Annoyed Icon He's asking me to marry, just not to him.
Selma Sad Icon Now I'm worried I'll end up with a marriageless love and a loveless marriage.
Marge Icon If I've learned one thing from Jacques, it's how to pick up a seven ten split. But if I've learned two things, it's that he'll take advantage of you.
Selma Annoyed Icon You're right – I should end it now. Grr, love was so much easier when my fiancée just wanted me dead.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Jacques Surprised Icon But Selma, I need you! And not just to help me finish these home fries.
Selma Sad Icon I'm sorry. I care for you, but I can't stoop so low as to marry someone like Hans Moleman.
Hans Moleman Sad Icon I still don't understand why you had to bring me along.
Jacques Sad Icon Well Selma, if you ever do find Mr. Right, then please cheat on him with me.
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