La Dolce Morte is a premium, limited time quest chain involving the character Francesca Terwilliger that was released on April 28, 2015 during the Terwilligers 2015 Event.
Quest[]
Quest
|
Requirements
|
Time
|
Reward
|
Triggered By
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 1
|
Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots
|
6h 6h
|
100, 10
|
Francesca
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 2
|
Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking
|
4h 4h
|
100, 10
|
Francesca
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 3
|
Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse
|
12h
|
100, 10
|
Francesca
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 4
|
Make Francesca Juggle Knives Make Marge Fret
|
60m 60m
|
100, 10
|
Francesca
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 5
|
Make Francesca Go Shopping
|
6h
|
100, 10
|
Francesca
|
Dialogue[]
La Dolce Morte Pt. 1[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce."
|
|
"Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these “vine-ripened tomatoes” ripe enough? Or are they too ripe?"
|
|
"You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?!"
|
|
"After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?!"
|
|
"I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag!"
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous."
|
|
"It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie."
|
|
"Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures."
|
|
"Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend."
|
|
"Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that “Selma and Louise” chick."
|
|
"Fine. Let's cook."
|
End[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Pretty good dinner, Marge."
|
|
"That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness!"
|
|
"I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows."
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank…"
|
|
"And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear."
|
|
"You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you!"
|
End[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you."
|
|
"Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring."
|
|
"This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale!"
|
|
"You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend."
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Can't park there, ladies. Move it along."
|
|
"Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s."
|
|
"Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your “Hoboken, New Jersey”."
|
|
"Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast."
|
|
"You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon!"
|
|
"Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives."
|
End[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good."
|
|
"Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night..."
|
|
"Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours."
|
|
"This is why I don't have friends, Lisa."
|
La Dolce Morte Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly."
|
|
"More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework."
|
|
"So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you."
|
|
"What, the fat baldy has a thing for me?"
|
|
"Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him."
|
|
"Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair."
|
|
"I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you."
|
|
"Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end!"
|
|
"I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge."
|
|
"Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping."
|
End[]
Character
|
Dialogue
|
|
"Whatever happened to that Francesca chick?"
|
|
"I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life."
|
|
"*GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge."
|
Quest Map |
---|
|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
Promotionals |
---|
|
Regular Quest · Premium Quest | | 2012 | |
---|
| 2013 | |
---|
| 2014 | |
---|
| 2015 | |
---|
| 2016 | |
---|
|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|