Krustylu Studios (quest chain)

Krustylu Studios
Level Required	1
Number of Quests	4

Krustylu Studios is a quest chain featuring Sideshow Mel. This quest requires the Cannon.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Krusty's Sidekick	Make Sideshow Mel Go for Rehearsals	100 10
Death of a Salesman	Make Sideshow Mel Juggle	100 10
Taking the Bone	Make Sideshow Mel De-bone the Hair	100 10
The Human Cannon Ball	Make Sideshow Mel Fire from the Cannon	100 10

Dialogue

Krusty's Sidekick

Character	Dialogue
	"Woe is me! I simply can't take any more of this. I must hie me hence!"
	"Take it easy, uh, Mel -- that's your name, right? You've only just got back!"
	"Release me back to limbo: A place of modest actuality, absolved from ego stroking and ass kiss-ery."
	"Ah, shut your Shakespeare hole, you drama queen! Get back to rehearsal! We're doing the "Human Urinal Cake" sketch."

Death of a Salesman

Character	Dialogue
	"Once I trod the boards with legends of the stage. John Gielgud! Laurence Olivier! Reba McEntire! I was nominated for an Obie, a Tony and a Stoney."
	""Nominated" means you lost."

Taking the Bone

Character	Dialogue
	"Hi Sideshow Mel! I, for one, appreciate your work as a stage artiste."
	"And I too appreciate your well-intentioned butter-uppery. But that was a past time. Back before I..." "...'took the bone'"

The Human Cannon Ball

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey hey, Sideshow Mel, I've got a brand new act for you."
	"Hopefully this is something that finally utilizes my full repertoire of performing arts."