|Krusty's Sidekick||Make Sideshow Mel Go for Rehearsals||100|
|Death of a Salesman||Make Sideshow Mel Juggle||100|
|Taking the Bone||Make Sideshow Mel De-bone the Hair||100|
|The Human Cannon Ball||Make Sideshow Mel Fire from the Cannon||100|
Death of a SalesmanEdit
|"Once I trod the boards with legends of the stage. John Gielgud! Laurence Olivier! Reba McEntire! I was nominated for an Obie, a Tony and a Stoney."|
|""Nominated" means you lost."|
Taking the BoneEdit
|"Hi Sideshow Mel! I, for one, appreciate your work as a stage artiste."|
|"And I too appreciate your well-intentioned butter-uppery. But that was a past time. Back before I..."|
"...'took the bone'"
The Human Cannon BallEdit
|"Hey hey, Sideshow Mel, I've got a brand new act for you."|
|"Hopefully this is something that finally utilizes my full repertoire of performing arts."|
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