"Stupid Blue-Hairs! This is what I get for trusting those types of people. Always trying to crook away your money."
"Mr. the Clown, I know I see you all the time, but can I have another autograph?"
"I keep having to give them away to bullies so they don't steal my retainer.:
"Scram, you worthless blue-haired kid. And don't you even think of putting your toe into a Krusty Burger." "You're banned! All Blue-Hairs are banned!"
"Huh. I never knew bigotry was this emotionally satisfying. I think I finally get the South."
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"Nothing blocks people from entering a building like juggling." "This is the perfect revenge. There's no way this act of bigotry doesn't work out great for me."
Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2[]
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"These shifty Blue-Hairs are rotting this city from the inside." "It's time we deal with this problem using good old fashioned 20th century methods. Like they use in Arizona."
"I've already banned them from Krusty Burger." "Now to use my powerful connections in City Hall to lobby for a Blue-Hair ID program, Blue-Hair-only bathrooms, and eventually Blue-Hair deportation." "I'm stepping up this discrimination from de facto to de jure."
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"There is absolutely no way, erm, I can do what you want, Krusty. It's plainly illegal and immoral." "When a Quimby won't take your bribe, you know you've crossed a line."
"I just want to treat certain people as second-class citizens, based solely on the color of their hair. How can that be wrong?"
"No politician can win an election if he's associated with hair colorism, even an election he fixed."
"But D-Joe, they took Itchy & Scratchy from me."
"You have to help me dehumanize these people. It's the only way I can get everyone to stop thinking of them as human!"
Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3[]
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"Mr. the Clown, I know you hate my kind, but can you sign one last autograph? And then initial pages 3, 5, 8, and 9?"
"How did you get in here, Blue-Hair?!"
*sigh* "Never hire a monkey to run your security."
"Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy." "You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair." "Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes."
"You can sue someone for being a bigot?! There's no chance I can beat a lawsuit. This town only has one lawyer."
"I'll be your Perry Mason, Krusto. I got a JD when someone flushed theirs into the sewer."
"This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself."
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"Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!" "For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski was born with blue hair!"
"DUN DUN DUN!"
"Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!"
"Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!"
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"My mother was born with yellow hair, my father with blue, and that adds up to me having green hair." "It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud."
"Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold."
"Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money."
"SHUH-WHUT?!"
"All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy."
"Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private company… but I just can't resist the wish of a child." "Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!"
Trivia[]
Part 3 of the questline is currently bugged (as of Dec 12 2014), due to Blue Haired Lawyer being a premium character. While Milhouse's and Krusty's quests will appear and complete in part 3, the quest will then stick on those two being "Done!" and not actually complete.