"These here possums has to soak in a pot a melted butter for an hour. Mainly, so's I kin be sure they's dead. Cause a half-dead possum kin get purty scratchity." "While I'm waitin', I suppose I can catch up on some of my housekeeping and parenting duties."
"Mmm, something's cooking, let's have a taste!" "Ugh! That is the worst thing I've ever tasted and I have eaten pretty much everything that can fit in my mouth."
"That's partly cuz you's tasting it with my fly-swatting spoon. But also cuz it's missing a special ingrediment." "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see that monkey-faced man what sells that strange, non-blinding moonshine"
"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you urgent news!" "In an effort to stay ahead of bloggers and the tweet-o-sphere, Channel Six is reporting a signicant possibility Springfield may fall victim to a terrorist attack in the near and/or distant future..." "Stay tuned to hear from people we frightened on the street with our questions."
"Now I remember why I don't like city livin'." "You get caught up in the glamour of napkins and forgets whats important: stockpiling 'munitions so's to potect 'merica!" "Until such time that we hill folk rise up against the guv'mint."
"You know Cletus, when I thinks of all the threats we face day to day, makes me wonder why anyone's want to bring a child into this world." "When what they should be doing is bringing a whole army of chirren into this world."
"Dang straight! They ain't no problem in the world what idn't made better by having more babies."
"We better shake a tail feather, we got a barracks to fill. I think I already gots one in the chute. I'll birth it out and we kin git started on t'oter."
"Aw, Brandine, I jes love our date nights."
You unlocked a new job for Brandine! You can now send her to Birth Another Spuckler.
"Good Lord, Springfield has suddenly dropped to the bottom of every list with regard to literacy and income. And we've shot to the top of the charts with regard to webbed feet." "Brandine and Cletus, your giant family is throwing off all of our averages. What can we to do convince you to stop reproducing?"
"You cain't ask us to stop making chirren, having a gigantic family means everythin' to me--"
"We'll give you free tickets to every tractor pull."
"You got yourself a deal! Who cares if my arms are empty long as I get to watch giant tractors pull thangs."