| “ | What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cracker. | ” |
— Kirkedemious Van Houten's unlock message.
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Kirkedemious Van Houten is a limited-time premium character that was released on August 12, 2020, as part of The Van Houtens 2020 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Van Houten Villa.
About[]
Kirkedemious Van Houten was an explorer and a distant relative of the Van Houten family.
- Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki
Jobs[]
Regular[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pose |  105  26
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60m | - | 
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| Salt the Crackers | 260 70
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4h | - |
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| Cook the Books | 420 105
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8h | Cracker Factory OR Van Houten Villa OR Brown House | 
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| Scold the Workers | 600 150
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12h | Van Houten Villa OR Brown House |
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| Count His Profits | 1000 225
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24h | Van Houten Villa OR Brown House |
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Quest Based[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Go Over the Books | 260 70
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4h | Cracker Factory OR Brown House | Salting the Books Pt. 1 |
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| Look for Indigenous Springfielders to Exploit | 260 70
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4h | Cracker Factory OR Brown House | Salting the Books Pt. 2 |
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| Ask the Cracker Factory Manager's Name | 420 105
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8h | Cracker Factory OR Brown House | Salting the Books Pt. 3 |
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Limited Time[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Event/Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Place Bulk Order for Party Hats |  8 70
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4h | Toys "B" This OR Brown House | Birthday Party for One |
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| Purchase Mint Sunglasses |  8 70
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4h | Costington's OR Brown House | Sidekicked Aside |
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| Craft Brand New Sjoelbak Disks |  8 70
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4h | Make-a-Thing Workshop OR Brown House |
The Most Popular Girl in School |
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| Order a Family Style Pasta Meal |  8 70
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4h | Luigi's OR Brown House |
The Van Houten Curse |
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Trivia[]
- From Season 31, Episode 7 “Livin La Pura Vida”.
Gallery[]
Kirkedemious Van Houten's unlock artwork.
Kirkedemious Van Houten's unlock screen.
Kirkedemious Van Houten Salting the Crackers.
Kirkedemious Van Houten Posing.
Kirkedemious Van Houten In the Show.
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