Kirkedemious Van Houten

“	What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cracker.	”
	— Kirkedemious Van Houten's unlock message.

Kirkedemious Van Houten is a limited-time premium character that was released on August 12, 2020, as part of The Van Houtens 2020 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Van Houten Villa.

About[edit | edit source]

Kirkedemious Van Houten was an explorer and a distant relative of the Van Houten family.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Pose	105 26	60m	-
Salt the Crackers	260 70	4h	-
Cook the Books	420 105	8h	Cracker Factory OR Van Houten Villa OR Brown House
Scold the Workers	600 150	12h	Van Houten Villa OR Brown House
Count His Profits	1000 225	24h	Van Houten Villa OR Brown House

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Go Over the Books	260 70	4h	Cracker Factory OR Brown House	Salting the Books Pt. 1
Look for Indigenous Springfielders to Exploit	260 70	4h	Cracker Factory OR Brown House	Salting the Books Pt. 2
Ask the Cracker Factory Manager's Name	420 105	8h	Cracker Factory OR Brown House	Salting the Books Pt. 3

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Event/Quest
Place Bulk Order for Party Hats	8 70	4h	Toys "B" This OR Brown House	Birthday Party for One
Purchase Mint Sunglasses	8 70	4h	Costington's OR Brown House	Sidekicked Aside
Craft Brand New Sjoelbak Disks	8 70	4h	Make-a-Thing Workshop OR Brown House	The Most Popular Girl in School
Order a Family Style Pasta Meal	8 70	4h	Luigi's OR Brown House	The Van Houten Curse