What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cracker.
 
— Kirkedemious Van Houten's unlock message.


Kirkedemious Van Houten is a limited-time premium character that was released on August 12, 2020, as part of The Van Houtens 2020 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Van Houten Villa.

About[edit | edit source]

Kirkedemious Van Houten was an explorer and a distant relative of the Van Houten family.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Pose Cash105
Experience26
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Salt the Crackers Cash260
Experience70
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Cook the Books Cash420
Experience105
8h Cracker Factory OR Van Houten Villa OR Brown House Nope.png
Scold the Workers Cash600
Experience150
12h Van Houten Villa OR Brown House Nope.png
Count His Profits Cash1000
Experience225
24h Van Houten Villa OR Brown House Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Go Over the Books Cash260
Experience70
4h Cracker Factory OR Brown House Salting the Books Pt. 1 Nope.png
Look for Indigenous Springfielders to Exploit Cash260
Experience70
4h Cracker Factory OR Brown House Salting the Books Pt. 2 Nope.png
Ask the Cracker Factory Manager's Name Cash420
Experience105
8h Cracker Factory OR Brown House Salting the Books Pt. 3 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Event/Quest Visual
Place Bulk Order for Party Hats Party Hats8
Experience70
4h Toys "B" This OR Brown House Birthday Party for One Nope.png
Purchase Mint Sunglasses Sunglasses (2020)8
Experience70
4h Costington's OR Brown House Sidekicked Aside Nope.png
Craft Brand New Sjoelbak Disks Sjoelbak Discs8
Experience70
4h Make-a-Thing Workshop OR
Brown House
The Most Popular Girl in School Nope.png
Order a Family Style Pasta Meal Pasta Bowls8
Experience70
4h Luigi's OR
Brown House
The Van Houten Curse Nope.png

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