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“ | I'm here because I have nowhere else to go! | ” |
— Kirk's unlock message
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Kirk is a character released on November 7, 2013 along with the level 37 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Bachelor Arms Apartments.
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About[edit | edit source]
Kirk Evelyn Van Houten is the unemployed father of Milhouse and the ex-husband of Luann.
- Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki
Jobs[edit | edit source]
Regular Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Eat at Krusty Burger | ![]() ![]() |
30m | Krusty Burger | ![]() |
Borrow a Self Help Book | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Springfield Library | ![]() |
Cry Sitting Down in the Shower | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Bachelor Arms Apartments | ![]() |
Hand Out Fliers | ![]() ![]() |
8h | - | ![]() |
Run the Cracker Factory | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Cracker Factory | ![]() |
Advertise Condos | ![]() ![]() |
12h | - | ![]() |
Protect Crops | ![]() ![]() |
16h | Cletus's Farm | ![]() |
Collect Unemployment Check | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Office of Unemployment | ![]() |
Level's Quest Based Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Dine at El Chemistri | ![]() ![]() |
4h | El Chemistri | Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Testify | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Court House and Judge Snyder | Testify! Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Work at the Cracker Factory | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Cracker Factory | Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Thaw Frozen Hot Dogs in the Sink | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Bachelor Arms Apartments | Weekend Dad Pt. 3 | ![]() |
Work as Library Door Monitor | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Springfield Library | Weekend Dad Pt. 6 | ![]() |
Work as Assistant Dishwasher | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Skip's Diner | Weekend Dad Pt. 10 | ![]() |
Get Belittled By Nerds | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Android's Dungeon | Weekend Dad Pt. 14 | ![]() |
Clean Up Fleet-A-Pitas | ![]() ![]() |
16h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2 | ![]() |
Work at the School | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Springfield Elementary | Weekend Dad Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Serve Time | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Weekend Dad Pt. 7 | ![]() |
Gold-Farm in Homer's Happy Little Elves Game | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Bart's Tree House | Weekend Dad Pt. 11/12 | ![]() |
*During the questline, Weekend Dad, several of Kirk's jobs have a lower payout than normal.
Event's Quest Based Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Argue | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Van Houten House | Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Quest Based Jobs
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | ![]() |
Storm Police Station | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Protest | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Limited Time
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Simpson House | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Eat at a Restaurant | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | ![]() |
Enjoy a Beer | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | ![]() |
Drink Craft Beer | ![]() ![]() |
4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Shop for Loved Ones | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | ![]() |
Overeat | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | ![]() |
Drink Too Much | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | ![]() |
Hunt for the Simpsons | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | ![]() |
Gather At The Simpsons House | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Scream-son House | Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event | ![]() |
Stampede Stores | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | ![]() |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | ![]() |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Costumes[edit | edit source]
Quotes[edit | edit source]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Oops, sorry..." | "I'll get you your money!" | "Oh, not again!" | "I-I-I screwed up..." |
"I carry around a change purse. Yeah, a purse." | "I-I'll show them who's boss! ...asthma-permitting..." | "You disappoint me more than I do, Milhouse." | "We get paid now, right? Uh, right?" |
"I'm pathetic." | |||
"Um, I think you accidentally grabbed my wallet, dear pal".
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Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Kirk is the second character to have two permanent jobs that are the same length of time, the others being Bart and Moe. (Not including Krustyland jobs.)
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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