King Trash of Garbage Mountain

King Trash of Garbage Mountain
Event	Monorail 2015 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	August 11, 2015
Number of Quests	5

King Trash of Garbage Mountain is a limited time side questline involving the character Ray Patterson. It was released on August 11, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1	Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man	5m	100 10	Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2	Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist	5m	100 10	Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3	Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe	30s	100 10	Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4	Make Ray Skip the Trial	30s	100 10	Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5	Make Ray Pick Up Trash (x10)	30s	100 10	Ray Patterson

Dialogue

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!"
	"You want it back?"
	"No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me."
	"I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom."
	"It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees."
	"I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper."
	"I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again."
	"Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?"
	"I'm a sales manager."
	"For a waste removal company?"
	"For a waste removal company."

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem."
	"Oh, are you a sanitation collector?"
	"A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey."
	"I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again."
	"That's great..." *coughs* "quitter" *cough*
	"But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?"
	"By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!"
	"Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!"

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	"I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?"
	"To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers."
	"Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons."
	"So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?"
	"We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them."
	"I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk."
	"But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--"
	"You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!"
	"If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business."

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official."
	"Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!"
	"Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt."
	"Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now..."
	"Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny."
	"Let's just skip it!"

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	"After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery."
	"Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money."
	"You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?"
	"Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?"
	"Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash."
	"But... TA... I swore I'd never again..."
	"Do you have a problem with my sentencing?"
	"God no. Let me at it!"