King Trash of Garbage Mountain is a limited time side questline involving the character Ray Patterson. It was released on August 11, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event's Act 1.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1 Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man 5m Cash100
Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2 Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist 5m Cash100
Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3 Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe 30s Cash100
Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4 Make Ray Skip the Trial 30s Cash100
Ray Patterson
King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5 Make Ray Pick Up Trash (x10) 30s Cash100
Ray Patterson

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!"
Homer Scared Icon.png "You want it back?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me."
Ray Patterson Icon.png "I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom."
Ray Patterson Sad Icon.png "It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees."
Ray Patterson Sad Icon.png "I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper."
Ray Patterson Icon.png "I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again."
Homer Icon.png "Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "I'm a sales manager."
Homer Icon.png "For a waste removal company?"
Ray Patterson Sad Icon.png "For a waste removal company."

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ray Patterson Annoyed Icon.png "Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem."
Quimby Icon.png "Oh, are you a sanitation collector?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey."
Ray Patterson Icon.png "I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again."
Quimby Icon.png "That's great..." *coughs* "quitter" *cough*
Quimby Icon.png "But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!"
Quimby Icon.png "Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!"

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers."
Quimby Icon.png "Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons."
Ray Patterson Icon.png "So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them."
Quimby Angry Icon.png "I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk."
Ray Patterson Sad Icon.png "But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--"
Quimby Angry Icon.png "You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!"
Quimby Angry Icon.png "If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business."

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official."
Ray Patterson Annoyed Icon.png "Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!"
Wiggum Icon.png "Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt."
Ray Patterson Icon.png "Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now..."
Wiggum Icon.png "Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny."
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon.png "Let's just skip it!"

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Judge Snyder Icon.png "After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery."
Ray Patterson Annoyed Icon.png "Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money."
Judge Snyder Icon.png "You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?"
Ray Patterson Annoyed Icon.png "Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?"
Judge Snyder Icon.png "Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash."
Ray Patterson Sad Icon.png "But... TA... I swore I'd never again..."
Judge Snyder Icon.png "Do you have a problem with my sentencing?"
Ray Patterson Icon.png "God no. Let me at it!"
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