The Kearney quests are a series of quests featuring Kearney Zzyzwicz. These quests requires the Brown House, Bart's Tree House, Van Houten House, Muntz House, Moe's Tavern to be built.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward |
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A Victimless Crime | Make Bart Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart Make Milhouse Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart |
30m 30m |
100 10 |
Bullies On Parade | Make Kearney Dance a Jig Make Nelson Shake Down Kids For Lunch Money |
4h 4h |
100 10 |
Parental Priorities | Make Kearney Take Son for the Night | 24h | 100 10 |
Breaking the Slaw | Make Kearney Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House | 10m | 100 10 |
Just How Old Are You | Make Kearney Use Fake ID at Moe's | 8h | 200 20 |
Trivia[]
- Some quest names are parodies of song titles by metal bands and are very angry in correlation with Kearney's personality:
- Bullies On Parade is a parody of Rage Against the Machine's song titled Bulls on Parade.
- Breaking the Slaw is a parody of Judas Priest's song titled Breaking the Law.
Dialogue[]
A Victimless Crime[]
Bullies On Parade[]
Parental Priorities[]
Character | Dialogue |
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Simpson, you're all right! You remind me of my son -- he's just about your age! |
Breaking the Slaw[]
Just How Old Are You[]
Character | Dialogue |
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Bullying is no picnic. Some days, I almost wish I was a weakling. It'd be nice to let somebody else do the pummeling for a change, you know? Man, I need a drink. |