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Quests[edit | edit source]
|A Victimless Crime||Make Bart Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
Make Milhouse Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
|Bullies On Parade||Make Kearney Dance a Jig
Make Nelson Shake Down Kids For Lunch Money
|Parental Priorities||Make Kearney Take Son for the Night||24h||100|
|Breaking the Slaw||Make Kearney Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House||10m||100|
|Just How Old Are You||Make Kearney Use Fake ID at Moe's||8h||200|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Some quest names are parodies of song titles by metal bands and are very angry in correlation with Kearney's personality:
- Bullies On Parade is a parody of Rage Against the Machine's song titled Bulls on Parade.
- Breaking the Slaw is a parody of Judas Priest's song titled Breaking the Law.
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
A Victimless Crime[edit | edit source]
Bullies On Parade[edit | edit source]
Parental Priorities[edit | edit source]
|Simpson, you're all right! You remind me of my son -- he's just about your age!|
Breaking the Slaw[edit | edit source]
Just How Old Are You[edit | edit source]
|Bullying is no picnic. Some days, I almost wish I was a weakling. It'd be nice to let somebody else do the pummeling for a change, you know? Man, I need a drink.|
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