The Kearney quests are a series of quests featuring Kearney Zzyzwicz. These quests requires the Brown House, Bart's Tree House, Van Houten House, Muntz House, Moe's Tavern to be built.
|A Victimless Crime|| Make Bart Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart|
Make Milhouse Shoplift from the Kwik-E-Mart
|Bullies On Parade|| Make Kearney Dance a Jig|
Make Nelson Shake Down Kids For Lunch Money
|Parental Priorities||Make Kearney Take Son for the Night||24h|| 100|
|Breaking the Slaw||Make Kearney Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House||10m|| 100|
|Just How Old Are You||Make Kearney Use Fake ID at Moe's||8h|| 200|
- Some quest names are parodies of song titles by metal bands and are very angry in correlation with Kearney's personality:
- Bullies On Parade is a parody of Rage Against the Machine's song titled Bulls on Parade.
- Breaking the Slaw is a parody of Judas Priest's song titled Breaking the Law.
A Victimless Crime Edit
Bullies On Parade Edit
Parental Priorities Edit
|Simpson, you're all right! You remind me of my son -- he's just about your age!|
Breaking the Slaw Edit
Just How Old Are YouEdit
|Bullying is no picnic. Some days, I almost wish I was a weakling. It'd be nice to let somebody else do the pummeling for a change, you know? Man, I need a drink.|
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