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My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason!
 
— Kearney's unlock message


Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box or the Yearbook Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.

About[]

Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.


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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual Good?
Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House Cash26
Experience7
10m Van Houten House
Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart Cash60
Experience15
30m Kwik-E-Mart
Give a Pink Belly Cash105
Experience26
60m Springfield Elementary
Dance a Jig Cash260
Experience70
4h -
Go to School Cash350
Experience90
6h Springfield Elementary
Use Fake ID at Moe's Cash420
Experience105
8h Moe's Tavern
Counseling With the Ex Cash600
Experience150
12h First Church of Springfield
Take Son for the Night Cash1000
Experience225
24h Brown House

Quest Based[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
Experience70
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Take Monroe's Test Cash260
Experience70
4h Monroe Family Therapy Center Lowering the Bar Pt. 2
Go to Stu's Disco Cash420
Experience105
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash420
Experience105
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Eat at Luigi's Cash420
Experience105
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Work at the Cracker Factory Cash520
Experience130
10h Cracker Factory Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift Cash520
Experience130
10h Cracker Factory The Investorettes Pt. 3
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash600
Experience150
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Storm the Police Station Cash600
Experience150
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Serve Time Cash1000
Experience225
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 3
Protest Cash1000
Experience225
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Krustyland[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Ride the Death Drop Krustyland Tickets18
Experience15
30m Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion Krustyland Tickets31
Experience26
60m Duff Pavillion
Ride Radioactive Man Ride Krustyland Tickets78
Experience70
4h Radioactive Man: The Ride
Tour The Haunted Condo Krustyland Tickets126
Experience105
8h Krusty's Haunted Condo
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper Krustyland Tickets180
Experience150
12h Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Krustyland Tickets166
Experience125
16h Twirl ‘n’ Hurl
Ride the Tooth Chipper Krustyland Tickets300
Experience225
24h The Tooth Chipper
Ride Mount Krustmore Krustyland Tickets300
Experience225
24h Mt. Krustmore


Limited Time[]

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash105
Experience26
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash260
Experience70
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Attend Homer's Football Bash Cash260
Experience70
4h Simpson House Stupor Bowl Sunday
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash750
Experience200
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Trick or Treat 1, OR 1 16h -
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash1000
Experience225
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Huh?!" "Alright, hahaha!" "Grrr..." "Mmhmm..."
"Hmm..." "Ahh!" "Nyaah"
"Wha..?"
"Wah!"

Trivia[]

  • From Season 1, Episode 8 "The Telltale Head".
  • Kearney has only one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
  • Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
  • When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.
  • He and Nelson are the only characters to dump spoiled coleslaw in Van Houten House.

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