Kearney

“	My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason!	”
	— Kearney's unlock message

Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box or the Yearbook Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.

About[]

Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.

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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House	26 7	10m	Van Houten House
Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart	60 15	30m	Kwik-E-Mart
Give a Pink Belly	105 26	60m	Springfield Elementary
Dance a Jig	260 70	4h	-
Go to School	350 90	6h	Springfield Elementary
Use Fake ID at Moe's	420 105	8h	Moe's Tavern
Counseling With the Ex	600 150	12h	First Church of Springfield
Take Son for the Night	1000 225	24h	Brown House

Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	260 70	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Take Monroe's Test	260 70	4h	Monroe Family Therapy Center	Lowering the Bar Pt. 2
Go to Stu's Disco	420 105	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4
Eat at the Frying Dutchman	420 105	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Eat at Luigi's	420 105	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Work at the Cracker Factory	520 130	10h	Cracker Factory	Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift	520 130	10h	Cracker Factory	The Investorettes Pt. 3
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	600 150	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Storm the Police Station	600 150	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Serve Time	1000 225	24h	Springfield Penitentiary	Crackdown Pt. 3
Protest	1000 225	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Krustyland[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Ride the Death Drop	18 15	30m	Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion	31 26	60m	Duff Pavillion
Ride Radioactive Man Ride	78 70	4h	Radioactive Man: The Ride
Tour The Haunted Condo	126 105	8h	Krusty's Haunted Condo
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper	180 150	12h	Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl	166 125	16h	Twirl ‘n’ Hurl
Ride the Tooth Chipper	300 225	24h	The Tooth Chipper
Ride Mount Krustmore	300 225	24h	Mt. Krustmore

Limited Time[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	105 26	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	260 70	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Attend Homer's Football Bash	260 70	4h	Simpson House	Stupor Bowl Sunday
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	750 200	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Trick or Treat	1, OR 1	16h	-
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	1000 225	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Huh?!"	"Alright, hahaha!"	"Grrr..."	"Mmhmm..."
"Hmm..."	"Ahh!"	"Nyaah"
"Wha..?"
"Wah!"

Trivia[]

From Season 1, Episode 8 "The Telltale Head".
Kearney has only one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.
He and Nelson are the only characters to dump spoiled coleslaw in Van Houten House.