“ | My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason! | ” |
— Kearney's unlock message
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Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box or the Yearbook Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.
About[]
Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.
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Jobs[]
Regular[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual | Good? |
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Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House | ![]() ![]() |
10m | Van Houten House | ![]() |
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Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart | ![]() ![]() |
30m | Kwik-E-Mart | ![]() |
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Give a Pink Belly | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Springfield Elementary | ![]() |
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Dance a Jig | ![]() ![]() |
4h | - | ![]() |
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Go to School | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Springfield Elementary | ![]() |
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Use Fake ID at Moe's | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Moe's Tavern | ![]() |
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Counseling With the Ex | ![]() ![]() |
12h | First Church of Springfield | ![]() |
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Take Son for the Night | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Brown House | ![]() |
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Quest Based[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Attend Court Hearing | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 | ![]() |
Take Monroe's Test | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Monroe Family Therapy Center | Lowering the Bar Pt. 2 | ![]() |
Go to Stu's Disco | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Stu's Disco | Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Eat at the Frying Dutchman | ![]() ![]() |
8h | The Frying Dutchman | The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Eat at Luigi's | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Luigi's | Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 | ![]() |
Work at the Cracker Factory | ![]() ![]() |
10h | Cracker Factory | Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift | ![]() ![]() |
10h | Cracker Factory | The Investorettes Pt. 3 | ![]() |
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Fleet-A-Pita Van | The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 | ![]() |
Storm the Police Station | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Serve Time | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Springfield Penitentiary | Crackdown Pt. 3 | ![]() |
Protest | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 | ![]() |
Krustyland[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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Ride the Death Drop | ![]() ![]() |
30m | Death Drop | ![]() |
Visit Duff Pavilion | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Duff Pavillion | ![]() |
Ride Radioactive Man Ride | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Radioactive Man: The Ride | ![]() |
Tour The Haunted Condo | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Krusty's Haunted Condo | ![]() |
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Scratchy's Flea Dipper | ![]() |
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | ![]() ![]() |
16h | Twirl ‘n’ Hurl | ![]() |
Ride the Tooth Chipper | ![]() ![]() |
24h | The Tooth Chipper | ![]() |
Ride Mount Krustmore | ![]() ![]() |
24h | Mt. Krustmore | ![]() |
Limited Time[]
Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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Buy Fireworks | ![]() ![]() |
60m | Kwik-E-Mart | Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 | ![]() |
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Simpson House | Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 | ![]() |
Attend Homer's Football Bash | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Simpson House | Stupor Bowl Sunday | ![]() |
Eat at a Restaurant | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 | ![]() |
Enjoy a Beer | ![]() ![]() |
4h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 | ![]() |
Shop for Loved Ones | ![]() ![]() |
6h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 | ![]() |
Overeat | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Restaurants | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 | ![]() |
Drink Too Much | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Moe's Tavern | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 | ![]() |
Hunt for the Simpsons | ![]() ![]() |
8h | Homes | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 | ![]() |
Stampede Stores | ![]() ![]() |
12h | Shops | Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 | ![]() |
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 | ![]() |
Trick or Treat | ![]() ![]() |
16h | - | ![]() | |
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | ![]() ![]() |
24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 | ![]() |
Quotes[]
When Selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
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"Huh?!" | "Alright, hahaha!" | "Grrr..." | "Mmhmm..." |
"Hmm..." | "Ahh!" | "Nyaah" | |
"Wha..?" | |||
"Wah!" |
Trivia[]
- From Season 1, Episode 8 "The Telltale Head".
- Kearney has only one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
- Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
- When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.
- He and Nelson are the only characters to dump spoiled coleslaw in Van Houten House.