My kid plays this game. Hi, Jason!
— Kearney's unlock message

Kearney is a premium character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. He costs 60 Donuts, could be obtained in the Mystery Box, and is in the Toughies collection. He has regular 8 jobs in total, and earns 50% more cash and XP for all of them.

About[edit | edit source]

Kearney Zzyzwicz (pronounced "jeez-wich") is one of the school bullies of Springfield Elementary, with Nelson Muntz, Dolph Starbeam, Jimbo Jones, and the Weasels. He appears to be the hideous and toughest of the bullies but is surprisingly quite the opposite, and is very easily distracted. He is of Polish descent. He is a sixth grader.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual Good?
Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House Cash26
10m Van Houten House Nope.png Check.png
Shoplift From the Kwik-E-Mart Cash60
30m Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png Check.png
Give a Pink Belly Cash105
60m Springfield Elementary Nope.png Check.png
Dance a Jig Cash260
4h - Check.png Check.png
Go to School Cash350
6h Springfield Elementary Nope.png Nope.png
Use Fake ID at Moe's Cash420
8h Moe's Tavern Nope.png Check.png
Counseling With the Ex Cash600
12h First Church of Springfield Nope.png Nope.png
Take Son for the Night Cash1000
24h Brown House Nope.png Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Take Monroe's Test Cash260
4h Monroe Family Therapy Center Lowering the Bar Pt. 2 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash420
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash420
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash420
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Work at the Cracker Factory Cash520
10h Cracker Factory Money Vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 Nope.png
Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift Cash520
10h Cracker Factory The Investorettes Pt. 3 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash600
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Storm the Police Station Cash600
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash1000
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 3 Nope.png
Protest Cash1000
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Krustyland Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Ride the Death Drop Krustyland Tickets18
30m Death Drop Nope.png
Visit Duff Pavilion Krustyland Tickets31
60m Duff Pavillion Nope.png
Ride Radioactive Man Ride Krustyland Tickets78
4h Radioactive Man: The Ride Nope.png
Tour The Haunted Condo Krustyland Tickets126
8h Krusty's Haunted Condo Nope.png
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper Krustyland Tickets180
12h Scratchy's Flea Dipper Nope.png
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Krustyland Tickets166
16h Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Nope.png
Ride the Tooth Chipper Krustyland Tickets300
24h The Tooth Chipper Nope.png
Ride Mount Krustmore Krustyland Tickets300
24h Mt. Krustmore Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash105
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash260
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Attend Homer's Football Bash Cash260
4h Simpson House Stupor Bowl Sunday Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash750
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Trick or Treat Silverbag2.png1, OR Goldbag2.png1 16h - Check.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash1000
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Huh?!" "Alright, hahaha!" "Grrr..." "Mmhmm..."
"Hmm..." "Ahh!" "Nyaah"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Kearney has one visual task, while a majority of other characters have at least two.
  • Despite being a premium character Kearney does not get a bonus when riding the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl.
  • When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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