Kamp Bart is a quest chain featuring Kamp Bart and Kamp Krusty. This quest requires that Channel 6 be built.
Quests
Dialogue
Kamp Bart Prologue
Start
End
Kamp Bart Pt. 1
Kamp Bart Pt. 2
Kamp Bart Pt. 3
Kamp Bart Pt. 4
Start
End
Kamp Bart Pt. 5
Start
End
Kamp Bart Pt. 6
Start
End
Kamp Bart Pt. 7
Start
End
Quests
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| Quest | Requirements | Reward |
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| Kamp Bart Prologue | Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa |  100 10
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 1 | Make Kamp Bart, Lisa Simpson, and Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 2 | Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 3 | Make Martin Join Kamp Bart | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 4 | Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 5 | Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 6 | Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage | 10010
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| Kamp Bart Pt. 7 | Make Kamp Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland' | 10010
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DialogueEdit
Kamp Bart PrologueEdit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys." |
| "Heh, heh, that’s a good one." |
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| "Homer!" |
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| "I mean, that’s a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist." |
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| "It’s summer and he’s bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy." |
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| "I know the perfect place!" |
| "I heard you’re going to spend the day here so I thought I’d show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general. |
| "That’s a nickel." |
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| "Wha? So it is. Well, that’s the whole collection." |
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| "Now what’ll we do?" |
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| "I know! I’ll show you my extensive button collection!" |
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| "Uhgn" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Homer, I know that parenting isn’t your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here’s the info." |
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| "My God, what a glossy brochure! I can’t afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!" |
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| "Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid." |
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| "How’d you do that?" |
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| "Showed ‘em your paycheck." "We’ll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!" |
Kamp Bart Pt. 1Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates!" |
| "More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this." |
| "There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack" |
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| "What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin." |
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| "There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious." |
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| "They’re in our cabin?" |
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| "In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning." |
Kamp Bart Pt. 2Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "“Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader." "Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal." |
Kamp Bart Pt. 3Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so…" |
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| "There must be a shorter version of this." |
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| "Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours." |
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| "Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!" "You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin." |
| "Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward." |
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| "Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet." |
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| "You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven?" |
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| "Whoa Dude -- didn’t ask, don’t tell." |
Kamp Bart Pt. 4Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us." |
| "I just see a bunch of kids milling around." |
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| "They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?" |
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| "Wait, they’re bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you..." |
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| "A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Ay Karumba! They hate me!" |
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| "Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire." |
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| "Really?" |
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| "Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces…" |
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| "Just stop describing!" |
Kamp Bart Pt. 5Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of." "The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with." |
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| "I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake." |
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| "But... my hair... I didn’t shelll out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Bart, we’ve talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?" |
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| "Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?" |
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| "You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting." |
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| "Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent." |
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| "This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story." |
Kamp Bart Pt. 6Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say!" "And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable." "Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids." |
Kamp Bart Pt. 7Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Hey hey, kids!" |
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| "What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!" |
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| "Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you." "I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!" |
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| "Omigod! In Paris?!" |
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| "Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage!" |
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| "That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!" |
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| "Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there!" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense." |
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| "The colors were so vivid." |
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| "The food was sooo delicious." |
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| "Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents’ problem." |
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