Kamp Bart is a quest chain featuring Kamp Bart and Kamp Krusty. This quest requires that Channel 6 be built.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward
Kamp Bart Prologue Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 1 Make Kamp Bart, Lisa Simpson, and Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 2 Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 3 Make Martin Join Kamp Bart Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 4 Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 5 Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 6 Make Kamp Bart Go on a Rampage Cash100
Kamp Bart Pt. 7 Make Kamp Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland' Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Kamp Bart Prologue[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys."
Homer Icon.png "Heh, heh, that’s a good one."
Marge Icon.png "Homer!"
Homer Icon.png "I mean, that’s a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist."
Marge Icon.png "It’s summer and he’s bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy."
Homer Icon.png "I know the perfect place!"
Grampa Icon.png "I heard you’re going to spend the day here so I thought I’d show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.
Bart Icon.png "That’s a nickel."
Grampa Icon.png "Wha? So it is. Well, that’s the whole collection."
Bart Icon.png "Now what’ll we do?"
Grampa Icon.png "I know! I’ll show you my extensive button collection!"
Bart Icon.png "Uhgn"

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Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Homer, I know that parenting isn’t your “thing”, so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here’s the info."
Homer Icon.png "My God, what a glossy brochure! I can’t afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!"
Bart Icon.png "Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid."
Homer Icon.png "How’d you do that?"
Bart Icon.png "Showed ‘em your paycheck."
"We’ll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!"

Kamp Bart Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Hey Bart, looks like we’re cabinmates!"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "More like condemned building-mates. I can’t believe they expect us to sleep in this."
Lisa Icon.png "There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you’ll end up on a crack"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "What are you doing here? This is the boy’s cabin."
Lisa Icon.png "There’s only one cabin and it’s for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious."
Kamp Bart Icon.png "They’re in our cabin?"
Lisa Icon.png "In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning."

Kamp Bart Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "“Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader."

"Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal."
"Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don’t like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew."
"Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail."
"Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa”"

Kamp Bart Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon.png "Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so…"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "There must be a shorter version of this."
Milhouse Icon.png "Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours."
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!"

"You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin."

Martin Icon.png "Sorry I didn’t join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I’m a coward."
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet."
Martin Icon.png "You mean, there’s a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I’m craven?"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Whoa Dude -- didn’t ask, don’t tell."

Kamp Bart Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us."
Wiggum Icon.png "I just see a bunch of kids milling around."
Krusty Icon.png "They’re sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?"
Wiggum Icon.png "Wait, they’re bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you..."
Krusty Icon.png "A Krusty doll? Aw, they’re fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they’ll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll."

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Ay Karumba! They hate me!"
Wiggum Icon.png "Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he’s stomping out the fire."
Krusty Icon.png "Really?"
Wiggum Icon.png "Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they’re spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces…"
Krusty Icon.png "Just stop describing!"

Kamp Bart Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of."

"The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with."
"I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms."
"Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?"
"I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up."

Kamp Bart Icon.png "I’m going for a swim, if you want to interview me you’re gonna have to jump in the lake."
Brockman Icon.png "But... my hair... I didn’t shelll out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don’t show my calves, I hate them."

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Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "Bart, we’ve talked about videos games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don’t know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?"
Brockman Icon.png "You have to want something. Otherwise you’re rioting for the sake of rioting."
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That’s what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent."
Brockman Icon.png "This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story."

Kamp Bart Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Kamp Bart Icon.png "My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say!"

"And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?"
"Moon the world! Now chant with me…"
"Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!"

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable."

"Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids."
"I don’t care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!"

Kamp Bart Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Hey hey, kids!"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don’t you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!"
Krusty Icon.png "Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that’s why I want to make it up to you."

"I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!"

Lisa Icon.png "Omigod! In Paris?!"
Krusty Icon.png "Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you’re on a carefully dressed soundstage!"
Kamp Bart Icon.png "That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!"
Krusty Icon.png "Don’t mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable “vitamin” that’ll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, Voila, you’ll be there!"

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Character Dialogue
Kamp Bart Icon.png "Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense."
Lisa Icon.png "The colors were so vivid."
Milhouse Icon.png "The food was sooo delicious."
Krusty Icon.png "Yeah, now everyone take another “vitamin” and we’ll fly you home and you’ll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents’ problem."
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