Joy to the Weird is a side questline that was released on December 20, 2017, for The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. It requires the premium building Heavenly Swing Set and the premium character Jesus Christ.
Quest[]
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 1
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Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday
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4h
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100 10
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Jesus Christ
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 2
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Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons
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4h
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100 10
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Jesus Christ
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 3
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Make Jesus Cast Judgement
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8h
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100 10
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Jesus Christ
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 4
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Make Jesus Sulk
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4h
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100 10
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Jesus Christ
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 5
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Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons
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8h
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200 20
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Jesus Christ
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Dialogue[]
Joy to the Weird Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.
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It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…
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Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.
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Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.
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Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 2[]
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Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.
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Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?
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I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.
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Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?
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Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?
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I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.
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That doesn't sound very religious.
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You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.
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That I doubt.
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 4[]
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Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.
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Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.
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I'm Buddhist.
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Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?
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I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 5[]
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Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?
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Well, if you were Jesus…
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Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…
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We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.
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But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.
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