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Jive-irino is a premium side questline that was released on January 23, 2019, during the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It requires the premium building CBGB.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Jive-irino Pt. 1 Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Reprocess Reality
Make Capri Flanders Shun Reality Coldly
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Nedward Flanders Sr.
Jive-irino Pt. 2 Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Bust Up His Bongos
Make Ned Worry About His Parents
8h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Nedward Flanders Sr.
Jive-irino Pt. 3 Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Attend Church
Make Capri Flanders Testify at the Pulpit
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Ned
Jive-irino Pt. 4 Make Homer Hug Ned
Make Ned Puff Nedward's Reefer-ino
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Homer
Jive-irino Pt. 5 Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Do an Interpretive Jive
Make Capri Flanders Jive to Some Cool Cats
4h
4h
Cash200
XP20
Nedward Flanders Sr.

Dialogue Edit

Jive-irino Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Happy Icon Hey all you hepcats, or "Hep-C's" as I like to call you. I'm back in Springfield, man!
Capri Flanders Icon I don't think we ever left, man...
Nedward Flanders Sr. Scared Icon What do you mean? I don't remember anything up until a minute ago.
Capri Flanders Sad Icon We don't remember a lot of stuff on account of so much reefer-ino.
Nedward Flanders Sr. Surprised Icon Whoa. Far out man. My brain traveled to like another astral dimension, but my body never left town. That's so freaky-deaky, man!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Capri Flanders Surprised Icon Whoa. The light out here is so bright. And the air is so crisp and clear!
Nedward Flanders Sr. Scared Icon You're right, we'd better find a smoky basement before we lose our edge.

Jive-irino Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Sad Icon Wow, all that time away really cleared my head. I'm starting to think differently.
Capri Flanders Icon Me too. I'm losing the urge to say "man", man.
Ned Surprised Icon Mother and Father Flanders?! You're back! I'm pleased as a bee's knees!
Ned Worried Icon Sorry, all that rhyming's probably too square for you guys.
Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon Not in the slightest, Ned. Your conservative looks and manner add structure to your life.
Ned Worried Icon Uh, are you guys okay?
Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon We are now that we're thinking clearly. Will you excuse me? I need to smash these stupid bongos.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Happy Icon Ah, that's much better. Peace and quiet.
Capri Flanders Icon We've come to realize that no one besides the person playing bongos enjoys them.
Ned Shocked Icon How can you say that? Those drums brought you so much joy!
Lisa Curious Icon Yeah, you guys love jazz.
Capri Flanders Annoyed Icon Lisa, don't be so childish.
Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon A standard 4/4 beat is really much better to tap your foot to.
Capri Flanders Annoyed Icon Jazz is really a bunch of unlistenable garbage that pretentious people act like they can appreciate more than other people.

Jive-irino Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon So since you guys don't like jazz or railing against The Man anymore, what would you like to do?
Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon Well it is Sunday, don't you usually attend church?
Ned Worried Icon I wouldn't want to bore you.
Capri Flanders Icon Nonsense, Ned. Those Bible parables you're so fond of could shed some light on our modern-day troubles.
Ned Worried Icon I think I might need a little extra communion wine, and I'm not even Catholic...

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Icon Ned, we need to talk about your parents.
Ned Worried Icon I'm sorry, Reverend. I won't ever bring them back here again.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon Why not? They're great! I want them front and center next Sunday.
Ned Angry Icon Good Lord!
Rev. Lovejoy Icon That's right!

Jive-irino Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Why the long face, Flanders? Someone steal your lawn chair? 'Cause that was me.
Ned Sad Icon No, it's my parents. Ever since they came back, they've been acting different.
Ned Suspicious Icon They've been acting... like me.
Nedward Flanders Sr. Happy Icon Hi-dilly-diddly-ho, Homerino-ino!
Ned Angry Icon I never realized I was so dang-diddly annoying!
Homer Happy Icon Wow, Flanders, you hate yourself. I've never felt closer to you in my life!
Ned Icon Maybe I'll give 'em a taste of their own medicine by takin' some of their "medicine."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon What do you say we climb the stairs and say our bedtime prayers.
Ned High Icon Don't you ever get sick of being a slave to the man, man?! Wake up!

Jive-irino Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Scared Icon It's too weird seeing Ned act like that!
Capri Flanders Surprised Icon It's freaking me out!
Nedward Flanders Sr. Sad Icon I've got to have a puff to calm me down.
Capri Flanders Surprised Icon Me too, man!
Ned High Icon Status quo, man! Status quo!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Nedward Flanders Sr. Annoyed Icon Ned, man, you've got your priorities all wrong!
Capri Flanders Surprised Icon Every life choice you've ever made has been backwards, man!
Ned Happy Icon Ah, it's good to be back to normal.
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