Jingle Bell Wreck

Jingle Bell Wreck
Event	Christmas 2014 Event
Released	December 3, 2014 (Pt. 1-12) December 23, 2014 (Pt. 13-15)
Number of Quests	15
Succeeded By	Project After-Party

Jingle Bell Wreck was the, limited time, main questline for the First Part of the Christmas 2014 Event, there were 15 quests, the first 12 were released on December 3, 2014 and the last 3 were released on December 23, 2014. The quest was succeeded on December 24, 2014 by Project After-Party

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Triggered By
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 1	Build the Toy Workshop	12h	Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 2	Make Homer Make Sergeant Activity Dolls Make Lisa Make Musical Instruments	4h 4h	Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 3	Place the Elf Cave	--	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 4	Make Homer Get Bossed Around by Elves	12h	Auto
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 5	Make Homer Go on Strike	24h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 6	Make Lisa Compile Lists of Naughty and Nice Kids	12h	Lisa
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 7	Build the Control Building Make Homer Do a Plant Shift	16h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 8	Make Mr. Burns Pay Plant Workers in Candy Canes Make Homer Get Bossed Around by Elves	12h 12h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 9	Make Homer Call Homeland Security	60m	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 10	Make Homer Regret his Selfishness	16h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 11	Make Santa Get Drunk at Moe's	8h	Lisa
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 12	Make Springfielders Make Toys (x10) Make Elves Make Toys (x100)	4h 4h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 13	Make Homer Dress as Santa	60m	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 14	Make Homer Try to Fly the Sleigh	4h	Homer
Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 15	Make Santa Deliver Presents	8h	Lisa

Dialogue

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"People of Springfield!"
	"Over the years I have made many promises, most of them contradictory, few of them kept."
	"God bless you, voter apathy."
	"But today I am proud to deliver on one promise: new jobs.""
	"Because Santa is opening a new toy workshop right here in Springfield!"
	"Thanks to global warming, the ice under my old workshop at the North Pole melted, and everything sank into the Arctic Ocean."
	"It was a terrible catastrophe. Many holiday favorites died, including Frosty and Rudolph."
	"I've been warning people about the threat global warming posed to Santa for years, but no one listened!"
	"But why come to Springfield?"
	"The tax incentives! You're practically paying me to move here."
	"Finally someone takes the bait."
	"All the other corporations backed out once they learned how Springfield workers lead the nation in sullen incompetence."
	"Oh. Well, no matter. Everyone works hard for jolly old Saint Nick, because making presents isn't work, it's play!"
	"But you better double those incentives, Quimby."
	"Done, Claus."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Ho, ho, ho! That's a fine looking workshop."
	"We don't have much time until Christmas, so we'd better get started."
	"Now, who'd like to come and make toys for me?"
	"All of us."
	"I mean, we all already have jobs, but when something weird like this happens, we drop all that to participate in the latest thing."
	"Excellent. Then everyone pick a favorite toy they'd like to make."
	"Eyeball gouger!"
	"That's not a toy."
	"Right, right. Ice pick sharpener?"
	"How about you stuff teddy bears."
	"Yeah! I'll stuff their guts in right through their filthy little belly button holes!"
	"You know what, the position's been filled."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	"Homer! Look at this Sergeant Activity doll you just made. It's got a Malibu Stacy head."
	"I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was wondering what's on the lunch menu at the cafeteria."
	"It's always cookies and milk, except on Wednesday's there's gingerbread house."
	"Hey, who are those cute little guys?"
	"Elves, of course."
	"Thanks to my Springfield employees, I'm already behind schedule, so I asked a few elves to come help me out."
	"They're adorable! But where do they come from?"
	"They live in secret underground caves, where they laugh and play and occasionally kidnap human babies."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Ooh, this is fun! I'm in charge of the elves."
	"Exactly the opposite. Meet Bismuth and Leopold."
	"They're top-level elf efficiency experts, and they're here to get some kind of order into my toy production."
	"Aw, they're the cutest bosses I've ever had!"
	"Get to work, slacker!"
	"Or you'll regret it!"
	"Ouch! They're whipping me with the toe coils of their elf slippers!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Whew. We finished our first week of work." "I won't say it hasn't been a little rocky, but I'm still hoping for a pretty good Christmas." "Now, here's your paycheck."
	"Hey, this isn't money... it's candy canes!"
	"But I always pay in candy canes. The elves love them. Although their teeth are basically one giant cavity."
	"Look, pal, I need real money to buy the necessities of life, like beer and lottery tickets." "Until you pony up some cold hard cash, I'm going on strike."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Okay, okay. Look, I'll take money out of my retirement account and pay you." "Just means I'll have to keep working a few more centuries." "Probably would've just got bored playing golf in Laguna Beach, am I right?" "Without work, life has no meaning, eh Homer?"
	"Wouldn't know. Now that I'm off striking I'm on break."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 6

Character	Dialogue
	"Lisa, why so glum?"
	"You know how you put me in charge of making up the lists of who's naughty or nice?" "Well, to handle this town, you're going to need a lot more lumps of coal." "Like 200 metric tons more."
	"Kringlenuts! Now I'm going to need even more elves. And they hate mining."
	"That makes no sense. They live in caves."
	"Yeah, well someone didn't think this story line out very well."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 7

Character	Dialogue
	"Hurry up, Homer! You're working too slowly."
	"You're holding up the bicycle assembly line for the other elves."
	"But they work so fast, and they look so happy."
	"Because the tinkling of the bells on their hats fills them with joy."
	"Well it's driving me crazy." "This toy shop sucks. I'm being insulted by elves, and I'm doing the thing a father hates the most..." "Assembling toys before Christmas." "I'm going back to the nuclear plant!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 8

Character	Dialogue
	"Simpson, welcome back to the nuclear plant."
	"I am so glad to be out of that magical toy shop and back in the real world of extreme nuclear danger."
	"There's been a few changes. I've hired a couple of efficiency experts with a lot of great ideas."
	"Get to work, slacker!"
	"Or you'll regret it!"
	"Ouch! They're beating me with the bells on their elf hats."
	"When you're done with that, here's your paycheck."
	"Candy canes?!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 9

Character	Dialogue
	"Stupid Santa and his stupid elves, always picking on me."
	"There do seem to be a lot of them around the town." "They're even printing Elvish on the road signs and ATMs."
	"I hate them, with their work ethic, and their taking jobs no one here wants and their sneaking in through tunnels."
	"Homer, does that remind you of anything?"
	"Tunnel... rhymes with funnel... funnel cake?"
	"I was suggesting that if you have a problem with annoying immigrants, you might want to call Homeland Security."
	"Of course. They must have funnel cake!"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 10

Character	Dialogue
	"Russ Cargill, head of Homeland Security here." "So, Homer, you have a problem with illegal immigration, and you'd like us to clean them out?"
	"Yes."
	"Catch all the elves that are making presents for children."
	"Yup."
	"Lock them up in detention centers for years."
	"Okay."
	"Separate them from their wives, families, jobs, everything that makes life worth living"
	"Well... maybe not that."
	"Too late! You never had a choice. My agents are on their way."
	"Oh, why do the bad things I do always make me feel bad?"

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 11

Character	Dialogue
	"Santa, what's wrong? You've been crying so hard, there's icicles in your beard."
	"It's over, Lisa. Christmas is over." "All I wanted was to bring joy to children." "But thanks to Homer, I'm hopelessly behind on production, my elves are being deported, and I'm broke."
	"It's not entirely his fault. You're the one who decided to relocate to Springfield."
	"Well, I've had it. I quit!" "If you need me, I'll be at Moe's getting blitzed out of my mind."
	"Another broken down old drunk comes to Moe's." "Looks like Christmas came early for me."

Jingle Bell Wreck Pt. 12

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, we have to save Christmas!" "We'll keep making presents and protecting the elves from deportation." "But someone's got to convince Santa not to give up."
	"Don’t worry, Lisa. I’ll talk him out of it even if I have to guzzle beers at Moe’s from now until Christmas." "It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

“	Will Christmas come? Make sure you come back on December 23 to see how this story turns out!	”
	— In-Game Message