|“||The best birthday present is love. But I could also use new sandals.||”|
— Jesus Christ's unlock message.
Jesus Christ is a limited-time premium character that was released on December 20, 2017, as a Gil Deal during The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Heavenly Swing Set.
He returned on March 28, 2018 during the Resurrection of Rigellian Christ 2018 Promotion.
Jesus Christ is the son of God and Mary. God told Homer about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatised and depressed. When Homer and Bart became Catholic, Marge dreamt of Catholic Heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air.
|Spy on Pontius Pilate|| 105 |
|60m||Heavenly Swing Set|
|Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday|| 260 |
|4h||Heavenly Swing Set|
|Cast Judgement|| 420 |
|8h||Heavenly Swing Set|
|Have Dinner With Mother Mary|| 600 |
|12h||Heavenly Swing Set|
|Raid Dad's Blood of the Covenant Cabinet|| 1000 |
|24h||Heavenly Swing Set|
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|When selected||When sent on a good job||When sent on a bad job||When collecting from a job|
|"Uh, don't you mean happy birthday."||"Gaww-- I mean, You."||"Idiot:"||"Um, walkie talkies don't count as two presents."|