Jesus Christ

“	The best birthday present is love. But I could also use new sandals.	”
	— Jesus Christ's unlock message.

Jesus Christ is a limited-time premium character that was released on December 20, 2017, as a Gil Deal during The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Heavenly Swing Set.

He returned on March 28, 2018 during the Resurrection of Rigellian Christ 2018 Promotion.

He returned on December 19, 2018 during A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as a possible prize in the Happy Holidays Mystery Box.

About Edit

Jesus Christ is the son of God and Mary. God told Homer about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatised and depressed. When Homer and Bart became Catholic, Marge dreamt of Catholic Heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air.

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Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Spy on Pontius Pilate	105 26	60m	Heavenly Swing Set
Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday	260 70	4h	Heavenly Swing Set
Cast Judgement	420 105	8h	Heavenly Swing Set
Have Dinner With Mother Mary	600 150	12h	Heavenly Swing Set
Raid Dad's Blood of the Covenant Cabinet	1000 225	24h	Heavenly Swing Set

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Take Moe to the Simpsons	435 115	4h	Simpson House AND Moe	Joy to the Weird Pt. 2
Sulk	260 70	4h	Heavenly Swing Set	Joy to the Weird Pt. 4
Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons	420 105	8h	Heavenly Swing Set	Joy to the Weird Pt. 5

Trivia Edit

Quotes Edit

When selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Uh, don't you mean happy birthday."	"Gaww-- I mean, You."	"Idiot:"	"Um, walkie talkies don't count as two presents."

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