The best birthday present is love. But I could also use new sandals.
 
— Jesus Christ's unlock message.


Jesus Christ is a limited-time premium character that was released on December 20, 2017, as a Gil Deal during The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Heavenly Swing Set.

He returned on March 28, 2018 during the Resurrection of Rigellian Christ 2018 Promotion.

He returned on December 19, 2018 during A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event as a possible prize in the Happy Holidays Mystery Box.

About[edit | edit source]

Jesus Christ is the son of God and Mary. God told Homer about the time Jesus was on earth and said "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatised and depressed. When Homer and Bart became Catholic, Marge dreamt of Catholic Heaven where everyone was cheering and throwing Jesus in the air.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Spy on Pontius Pilate Cash105
Experience26
60m Heavenly Swing Set Nope.png
Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday Cash260
Experience70
4h Heavenly Swing Set Check.png
Cast Judgement Cash420
Experience105
8h Heavenly Swing Set Check.png
Have Dinner With Mother Mary Cash600
Experience150
12h Heavenly Swing Set Nope.png
Raid Dad's Blood of the Covenant Cabinet Cash1000
Experience225
24h Heavenly Swing Set Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Take Moe to the Simpsons Cash435
Experience115
4h Simpson House AND Moe Joy to the Weird Pt. 2 Nope.png
Sulk Cash260
Experience70
4h Heavenly Swing Set Joy to the Weird Pt. 4 Check.png
Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Cash420
Experience105
8h Heavenly Swing Set Joy to the Weird Pt. 5 Nope.png

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Uh, don't you mean happy birthday." "Gaww-- I mean, You." "Idiot:" "Um, walkie talkies don't count as two presents."

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