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Jasper is a series of quests featuring Jasper Beardly.
Quests[edit | edit source]
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
That's A Paddlin![edit | edit source]
|"Hey Jasper, how's it hanging?"|
|"At my age, no matter what "it" is, it's hanging low."|
|"Blech. Rhetorical question, dude."|
|"You sassing me, boy? You better believe that's a paddlin'!|
Springfield's Got Talent![edit | edit source]
|"Ding! Medication time!"|
|"Now, was I supposed to take the red pill or the blue pill? Maybe the purple suppository?"|
|"Better safe than sorry. I'll just take 'em all."|
The Prune Lagoon[edit | edit source]
Back to the Freezer[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
End[edit | edit source]
|"I thawed out. Is this... the future?"|
|"Please stand away from the sale item rack. Pork rinds are on special today."|
|"It's just like I always imagine it would be."|
Retirement[edit | edit source]
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- As we can easily tell, the dialogue for "Springfield's Got Talent" and "The Prune Lagon" are messed up.
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