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It Only Rains Everyday is a limited-time questline released on April 6, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 2 of The Springfield Jobs 2018 Event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1 Unlock Tower of Springfield
Make Heisters Plan Heists (x4)
Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team
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4h
4h
Crown-less Jewel100
Experience10
Auto
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2 Make Homer Spill the Beans 4h Crown-less Jewel100
Experience10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3 Make Homer "Plan" Heist
Make Heisterst Plan Heists (x4)
4h
4h
Crown-less Jewel100
Experience10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4 Make Police Call Box in Bonus Area
Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
-
-
Crown-less Jewel100
Experience10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5 Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride
Unlock Queen's Carriage
Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
4h
-
-
Crown-less Jewel100
Experience10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6 Unlock Act 2 Finale - Crown-less Jewel200
Experience20
Homer
Run With Jewels 3 Donuts

After finishing this Act 2 story, player can keep robbing the tower and collecting Run With Jewels. For every 3000 Crown-less Jewels collected, player can get 1, 2, or 3 Donuts.

Dialogue[]

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Aristotle Amadopolis Icon Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
Mr. Burns Icon Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
Smithers Sad Icon I still think this is a terrible idea.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?

Unlocks Tower of Springfield.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
Homer Icon What if I don't please?
Fat Tony Icon Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
Homer Scared Icon I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
Fat Tony Icon I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London...
Legs Angry Icon No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
Fat Tony Icon I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
Legs Icon You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
Fat Tony Icon We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
Homer Proud Icon I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
Homer Icon Okay. One question: is the "wheel man" the guy that goes "whee" when the job is over?
Fat Tony Icon Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
Homer Icon I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.

End[]

No dialogue.

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
Lou Icon It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
Wiggum Icon Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
Wiggum Icon I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
Wiggum Sad Icon It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.

End[]

No dialogue.

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
Fat Tony Icon Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
Homer Icon Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.

End[]

No dialogue.

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
Louie Angry Icon We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
Homer Serious Icon It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
Fat Tony Icon How's that working out?
Homer Icon My full tummy is making me sleepy.

Act 2 Finale[]

The Act 2 Finale video.

Character Dialogue
Queen's Guard Icon Who goes there?
Homer Icon Uh, Winston Churchill.
Queen's Guard Icon Churchill was fat, but not that fat!
Fat Tony Angry Icon Cheese it!
Wiggum Icon I sure don't envy that guy's job.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon Phew, we all got away safely!
Homer Guilty Icon Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
Aristotle Amadopolis Sad Icon The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
Mr. Burns Icon Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
Smithers Icon Careful, sir that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
 
— System Message.


Gallery[]

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