It Only Rains Everyday
Release Date
April 6, 2018
It Only Rains Everyday is a limited-time questline released on April 6, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 2 of The Springfield Jobs 2018 Event .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1
Unlock Tower of Springfield Make Heisters Plan Heists (x4) Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team
- 4h 4h
100 10
Auto
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2
Make Homer Spill the Beans
4h
100 10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3
Make Homer "Plan" Heist Make Heisterst Plan Heists (x4)
4h 4h
100 10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4
Make Police Call Box in Bonus Area Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
- -
100 10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5
Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride Unlock Queen's Carriage Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
4h - -
100 10
Homer
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6
Unlock Act 2 Finale
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200 20
Homer
After finishing this Act 2 story, player can keep robbing the tower and collecting Run With Jewels . For every 3000 Crown-less Jewels collected, player can get 1, 2, or 3 Donuts .
Dialogue [ ]
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
I still think this is a terrible idea.
YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?
Unlocks Tower of Springfield .
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
What if I don't please?
Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London...
No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
Okay. One question: is the "wheel man" the guy that goes "whee" when the job is over?
Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.
End [ ]
No dialogue.
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.
End [ ]
No dialogue.
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.
End [ ]
No dialogue.
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
How's that working out?
My full tummy is making me sleepy.
Act 2 Finale [ ]
The Act 2 Finale video.
Character
Dialogue
Who goes there?
Uh, Winston Churchill.
Churchill was fat, but not that fat!
Cheese it!
I sure don't envy that guy's job.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Phew, we all got away safely!
Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
Careful, sir that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
“
You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
”
— System Message.
Gallery [ ]
You have completed Act 2!
Quest Map
Promotionals
Regular Quest · Premium Quest
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