It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed
Release Date
August 23, 2015
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed is a limited time side questline involving the character Hippie . It was released on August 23, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event 's Act 2.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1
Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation
5m
100 10
Hippie
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2
Make the Hippie Pour [sic ] Over Projections
5m
100 10
Hippie
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3
Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots
5m
100 10
Hippie
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4
Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies
4h
100 10
Hippie
Dialogue [ ]
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!"
"What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of."
"Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money."
"Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference."
"Really?"
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course."
"I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?"
"Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---"
"I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!"
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club."
"You mean I made a billion dollars?"
"No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it."
"Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!"
"Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes."
"I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such."
It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine."
"Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?"
"What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable."
"I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do."
"So what did you learn?"
"That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place."
"Like recycling?"
"Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers..."
"-or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media."
"The important thing is I'm not alone."
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