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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity is the main questline of the Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event, released on June 02, 2016.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1 Make Homer Look Up the Word "Puree"
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
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Cash100
XP10
Insanity Cauldron
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 2 Make Cletus Use His Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Insanity Peppers
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 3 Make Homer Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack"
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
A Little Bit of Lenny
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 4 Collect Insanity Peppers - Cash100
XP10
Backwater Brewery
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 5 Make Mr. Burns Spy on the Security Monitors
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
Hellfire Pepper Cactus
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 6 Make Wiggum Ignore Five Burglar Alarms Making His Chili
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
XP10
King Chili Tent
Auto
Insane in the Brain Flame Try Insanity Mode - Cash100
XP10
Auto

Dialogue Edit

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon The first step to creating fine cuisine is quality ingredients. So I'd advise against shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Ingredients? BAH! The only thing that matters is heat! That's why we're using Guatemalan Insanity Peppers!
Lenny Surprised Icon But those peppers have been outlawed for years! Two!
Carl Happy Icon Laws are like roller coasters -- full of loopholes! We just have to make an Insanity Pepper puree!
Homer Happy Icon I love it!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Roscoe Icon Hot stuff coming through! This is meant for molten metal, but I guess you could use it for chili.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Snobby Icon This chili isn't hot enough! Steam came out of my nose... but my ears stayed steamless!
Cletus Icon If you want more heat, we's gonna hafta bioengineer us some better seeds.
Cletus Smiling Icon I should know -- I'm a direct descendant of Mendel himself. On both sides!

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon These new Insanity Peppers are tiny. Is there any way to make them bigger?
Moe Icon Well, I ain't no fancy pants farmer. Seriously, where do they get those fancy pants with built-in denim bibs?
Moe Icon But I guess with the right hydroponic treatment we can grow bigger, fuller plants.
Homer Confused Icon I didn't realize you knew so much about hydroponics.
Moe Sneaky Icon I've been practicing. But if anyone asks, it's for my glaucoma. And to make hacky sack more bearable.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Thoughtful Icon Steam came out of all my orifices, and I mean all of them, but I didn't make any train sounds. Still not hot enough!
Moe Icon We could try distilling the stuff, make some kind of Insanity Pepper extract?
Cletus Smiling Icon I gots a still that would do the trick, but it's occupied with a half-made batch of 'shine.
Homer Drunk Icon Not a problem anymore.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon Steam – check! Train sound – check! But where are the hallucinations?
Homer Snobby Icon Insanity Peppers, please! These are Mildly Delusional Peppers at best.
Carl Annoyed Icon We could use radioactivity to rapidly mutate them, but that would be unforgivably reckless.
Homer Happy Icon You had me at reckless! Which was the end of the sentence, so I'm glad I listened all the way through.
Homer Dreamy Icon Nuclear power – the gift that keeps on giving, for thousands of half-lives.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Worried Icon I dunno about this, Homer. This isn't just ignoring some silly fire code, like hanging exit signs over brick walls. This chili might actually hurt someone.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Don't worry, Moe. You only lose all your senses momentarily. They come back. Except for smell. And who really needs smell?
Wiggum Serious Icon Simpson, I heard you ignored my warning. How about we place a wager on whose chili is better?
Lisa Curious Icon Wager? We literally just had a casino update.
Wiggum Serious Icon Whaddya say, Homer? My chili tent against your precious tasting spoon.
Homer Sarcastic Icon You're on! Although I dropped that spoon in the garbage disposal, so it's more of a spork now.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Okay Homer, give my chili a try.
Homer Mouthfull Icon *slurp* This is perfect… if today was Opposite Day! Which it isn't!
Homer Thoughtful Icon Although me saying it isn't is exactly what I would say if it was Opposite Day.
Wiggum Confused Icon Really? No reaction? My chili took down a Kodiak bear!
Homer Sarcastic Icon I've got twice as much fat and three times the body hair of a Kodiak. Now it's your turn, Wiggum!
Wiggum Surprised Icon *slurp* Ahhh! My mouth! My face! My insides are shutting down faster than an arts program during a budget crisis!
Lisa Icon Wow, I think Wiggum's last words might've been his best.
Wiggum Surprised Icon Somebody call my mommy!
Lisa Nagging Icon I stand corrected.
Enjoy mind-melting peppers every day! You've unlocked Homer's "Eat Insanity Peppers" animated job.
 
— System Message.


Insane in the Brain Flame Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon Mister Simpson, Channel 6 would like you to taste test your award-winning chili on live TV.
Homer Happy Icon You think my chili is newsworthy?
Brockman Grim Icon I was supposed to do an interview with a serial killer who turns baby skulls into rattles that he then sells back to babies.
Brockman Angry Icon But he decided to go on Serial Kickline, a show where Rockettes teach mass murderers how to dance in unison.
Brockman Icon So yeah, sure, you're newsworthy.
Homer Woohoo Icon Woo hoo! Second choice!
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