It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity is the main questline of the Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event, released on June 02, 2016.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1 Make Homer Look Up the Word "Puree"
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Insanity Cauldron
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 2 Make Cletus Use His Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Insanity Peppers
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 3 Make Homer Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack"
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
A Little Bit of Lenny
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 4 Collect Insanity Peppers - Cash100
Experience10
Backwater Brewery
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 5 Make Mr. Burns Spy on the Security Monitors
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Hellfire Pepper Cactus
Auto
It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 6 Make Wiggum Ignore Five Burglar Alarms Making His Chili
Collect Insanity Peppers
3h
-
Cash100
Experience10
King Chili Tent
Auto
Insane in the Brain Flame Try Insanity Mode - Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png The first step to creating fine cuisine is quality ingredients. So I'd advise against shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Ingredients? BAH! The only thing that matters is heat! That's why we're using Guatemalan Insanity Peppers!
Lenny Surprised Icon.png But those peppers have been outlawed for years! Two!
Carl Happy Icon.png Laws are like roller coasters -- full of loopholes! We just have to make an Insanity Pepper puree!
Homer Happy Icon.png I love it!

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Character Dialogue
Roscoe Icon.png Hot stuff coming through! This is meant for molten metal, but I guess you could use it for chili.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Snobby Icon.png This chili isn't hot enough! Steam came out of my nose... but my ears stayed steamless!
Cletus Icon.png If you want more heat, we's gonna hafta bioengineer us some better seeds.
Cletus Smiling Icon.png I should know -- I'm a direct descendant of Mendel himself. On both sides!

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Confused Icon.png These new Insanity Peppers are tiny. Is there any way to make them bigger?
Moe Icon.png Well, I ain't no fancy pants farmer. Seriously, where do they get those fancy pants with built-in denim bibs?
Moe Icon.png But I guess with the right hydroponic treatment we can grow bigger, fuller plants.
Homer Confused Icon.png I didn't realize you knew so much about hydroponics.
Moe Sneaky Icon.png I've been practicing. But if anyone asks, it's for my glaucoma. And to make hacky sack more bearable.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Steam came out of all my orifices, and I mean all of them, but I didn't make any train sounds. Still not hot enough!
Moe Icon.png We could try distilling the stuff, make some kind of Insanity Pepper extract?
Cletus Smiling Icon.png I gots a still that would do the trick, but it's occupied with a half-made batch of 'shine.
Homer Drunk Icon.png Not a problem anymore.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon.png Steam – check! Train sound – check! But where are the hallucinations?
Homer Snobby Icon.png Insanity Peppers, please! These are Mildly Delusional Peppers at best.
Carl Annoyed Icon.png We could use radioactivity to rapidly mutate them, but that would be unforgivably reckless.
Homer Happy Icon.png You had me at reckless! Which was the end of the sentence, so I'm glad I listened all the way through.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Nuclear power – the gift that keeps on giving, for thousands of half-lives.

It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Worried Icon.png I dunno about this, Homer. This isn't just ignoring some silly fire code, like hanging exit signs over brick walls. This chili might actually hurt someone.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Don't worry, Moe. You only lose all your senses momentarily. They come back. Except for smell. And who really needs smell?
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Simpson, I heard you ignored my warning. How about we place a wager on whose chili is better?
Lisa Curious Icon.png Wager? We literally just had a casino update.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Whaddya say, Homer? My chili tent against your precious tasting spoon.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png You're on! Although I dropped that spoon in the garbage disposal, so it's more of a spork now.

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Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Okay Homer, give my chili a try.
Homer Mouthfull Icon.png *slurp* This is perfect… if today was Opposite Day! Which it isn't!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Although me saying it isn't is exactly what I would say if it was Opposite Day.
Wiggum Confused Icon.png Really? No reaction? My chili took down a Kodiak bear!
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png I've got twice as much fat and three times the body hair of a Kodiak. Now it's your turn, Wiggum!
Wiggum Surprised Icon.png *slurp* Ahhh! My mouth! My face! My insides are shutting down faster than an arts program during a budget crisis!
Lisa Icon.png Wow, I think Wiggum's last words might've been his best.
Wiggum Surprised Icon.png Somebody call my mommy!
Lisa Nagging Icon.png I stand corrected.
Enjoy mind-melting peppers every day! You've unlocked Homer's "Eat Insanity Peppers" animated job.
 
— System Message.


Insane in the Brain Flame[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon.png Mister Simpson, Channel 6 would like you to taste test your award-winning chili on live TV.
Homer Happy Icon.png You think my chili is newsworthy?
Brockman Grim Icon.png I was supposed to do an interview with a serial killer who turns baby skulls into rattles that he then sells back to babies.
Brockman Angry Icon.png But he decided to go on Serial Kickline, a show where Rockettes teach mass murderers how to dance in unison.
Brockman Icon.png So yeah, sure, you're newsworthy.
Homer Woohoo Icon.png Woo hoo! Second choice!
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