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− | '''Islands in the Revenue Stream''' is the first main |
+ | '''Islands in the Revenue Stream''' is the first main questline of the Level 42 update released on June 18, 2014. |
==Quests== |
==Quests== |
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|"I miss the old Springfield."<br />"Where’s the black market Vicodin? Where’s the underground kangaroo fight club? I need my ‘roo fights!"<br />"Sure, I’m making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on." |
|"I miss the old Springfield."<br />"Where’s the black market Vicodin? Where’s the underground kangaroo fight club? I need my ‘roo fights!"<br />"Sure, I’m making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on." |
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|"Krusty, if you’re jaded about being rich, there’s only on solution to your spiritual crisis – get even richer." |
|"Krusty, if you’re jaded about being rich, there’s only on solution to your spiritual crisis – get even richer." |
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|"Yeah, then I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island." |
|"Yeah, then I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island." |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys." |
|"What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys." |
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|"But we’ve already got hundreds of them. And the characters don’t change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?" |
|"But we’ve already got hundreds of them. And the characters don’t change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?" |
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|"From what I can tell, none."<br />"But it doesn’t matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes."<br />"They just need to know they’re being made and remember the old ones fondly…and voila, the brand is still relevant!"<br />"Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot machines and beer… maybe even develop a freemium game!" |
|"From what I can tell, none."<br />"But it doesn’t matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes."<br />"They just need to know they’re being made and remember the old ones fondly…and voila, the brand is still relevant!"<br />"Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot machines and beer… maybe even develop a freemium game!" |
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|"Would the game have to be good?" |
|"Would the game have to be good?" |
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|"Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you’ll be slurping up cash pronto from the sweet IP!" |
|"Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you’ll be slurping up cash pronto from the sweet IP!" |
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|"Look out, ennui. You’re about to get punched with a money fist." |
|"Look out, ennui. You’re about to get punched with a money fist." |
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− | |"Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?" |
+ | |"Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?" |
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|"Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude." |
|"Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude." |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!" |
|"I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!" |
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− | |[[File: |
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− | |"When I drunkenly broke into your house and got cold? What was I supposed to start a fire with... a Monet!?" |
+ | |"When I drunkenly broke into your house and got cold? What was I supposed to start a fire with... a Monet!?"<br />"I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist!" |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others." |
|"Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others." |
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− | |"We have a simple request, Roger." |
+ | |"We have a simple request, Roger."<br />"Get your staff at I & S to develop a new batch of beloved cartoons we can turn into shoddy, sweatshop merchandise."<br />"Remember, not just loved, BE-loved." |
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|"We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since… [JOKE TO COME]." |
|"We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since… [JOKE TO COME]." |
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− | |"Well, Roger, I've given you and your staff 12 hours, give or take the use of donuts." |
+ | |"Well, Roger, I've given you and your staff 12 hours, give or take the use of donuts."<br />"That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise." |
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− | |"I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton." |
+ | |"I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton."<br />"There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom." |
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|"Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?" |
|"Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?" |
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|"Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while." |
|"Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while." |
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|"Oh, even more money! You were going to heal me! Now how will I ever end the numbness I feel for life?" |
|"Oh, even more money! You were going to heal me! Now how will I ever end the numbness I feel for life?" |
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|"The worst problems in the world are the ones that affect me." |
|"The worst problems in the world are the ones that affect me." |
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|"A sad clown? How very original." |
|"A sad clown? How very original." |
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− | |"Originality is not my specialty." |
+ | |"Originality is not my specialty."<br />"Besides, I'm not sad for me. I'm sad for the millions of viewers who'll never get to see new episodes of Itchy and Scratchy." |
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|"I guess you haven't seen Deadline Springfield." |
|"I guess you haven't seen Deadline Springfield." |
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|"What is that -- the Internet? People aren't still doing the Internet, are they?" |
|"What is that -- the Internet? People aren't still doing the Internet, are they?" |
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|"Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?" |
|"Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?" |
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|"Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--" |
|"Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--" |
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|"Don't you “good pal” me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?!" |
|"Don't you “good pal” me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?!" |
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|"In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist." |
|"In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist." |
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− | |"You backstabbing son of a backstabber!" |
+ | |"You backstabbing son of a backstabber!"<br />"If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory." |
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− | |"People don't watch television anymore, Krusty." |
+ | |"People don't watch television anymore, Krusty."<br />"They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads." |
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− | |"So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalog via cable and internet doohickeys." |
+ | |"So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalog via cable and internet doohickeys."<br />"That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise." |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"But you told me IP something something blah blah?" |
|"But you told me IP something something blah blah?" |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered." |
|"I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered." |
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|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
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|"Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?" |
|"Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?" |
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|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme©!" |
|"Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme©!" |
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|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars…" |
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− | |[[File: |
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|"But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme©, until you sign all the contracts." |
|"But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme©, until you sign all the contracts." |
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|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars..." |
|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars..." |
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|*sigh* "Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand." |
|*sigh* "Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand." |
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− | |"Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website." |
+ | |"Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website."<br />"Finally, I've got a staff to demean and humiliate. What am I supposed to yell at them to do again?" |
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− | |"They're creating an advertising supported web portal." |
+ | |"They're creating an advertising supported web portal."<br />"It's basically a Hulu devoted solely to Itchy & Scratchy where all the episodes ever produced can be viewed." |
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− | |"Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!" |
+ | |"Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!"<br />"Make a note of that visual. We could make a whole story out of it for the cat. Or the mouse. Whichever one does the violence." |
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|"I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images." |
|"I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images." |
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− | |"You're pulling Itchy & Scratchy? Please, no one watches my show to see me!" |
+ | |"You're pulling Itchy & Scratchy? Please, no one watches my show to see me!"<br />"Everyone knows I'm the one holding me back!" |
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|"Lis, look outside and tell me if the world blew up!" |
|"Lis, look outside and tell me if the world blew up!" |
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− | |"It's still here. The world is unlikely to end by explosion though." |
+ | |"It's still here. The world is unlikely to end by explosion though."<br />"The true danger is inattention and neglect as we use up our natural resources. I have seen the asteroid, and it is us." |
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− | |"You're as fun as ever, sis. But now we have a real problem!" |
+ | |"You're as fun as ever, sis. But now we have a real problem!"<br />"Itchy & Scratchy was pulled from Krusty's show! This is going to make wasting time watching TV pointless." |
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− | |"As the super rich get super richer, the rest of us have to accept the rules they give us. That's how the modern economy works." |
+ | |"As the super rich get super richer, the rest of us have to accept the rules they give us. That's how the modern economy works."<br />"By the way, if you're smart and powerless, it's way cooler to give up and act jaded. I read that in The Economist For Kidz." |
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|"This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and …how do we fix this?" |
|"This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and …how do we fix this?" |
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− | |"Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr." |
+ | |"Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr."<br />"This could be our civil rights movement, but instead of being about freedom from social persecution, it's about freedom to watch TV. Because freedom is now a meaningless word." |
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|"Write letters? Would we have to use cursive? This seems too hard. Can't we just email photos of our butts?" |
|"Write letters? Would we have to use cursive? This seems too hard. Can't we just email photos of our butts?" |
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|"Anyone or any spambot can shoot off an email. But people willing to write letters, they're crazy enough to be dangerous." |
|"Anyone or any spambot can shoot off an email. But people willing to write letters, they're crazy enough to be dangerous." |
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===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8=== |
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|"I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!" |
|"I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!" |
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|"Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam." |
|"Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam." |
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|"A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!" |
|"A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!" |
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|"Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling. |
|"Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling. |
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− | |"Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition." |
+ | |"Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition."<br />"The Itchy & Scratchy website is ready to launch. I can finally relax."<br />"Think I'll treat myself by making my clothes stink of tobacco." |
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− | |"Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges." |
+ | |"Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges."<br />"I can try yelling at my cigar. Cigar, you better not give me mouth cancer!"<br />"Oh no, this isn't working -- it's just defiantly blowing smoke in my face." |
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|"So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them." |
|"So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them." |
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− | |"That's all I ever wanted." |
+ | |"That's all I ever wanted."<br />"Also, a percentage of that seven hundred and fifty million dollar new media sale would be great." |
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|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars..." |
|"Seven hundred and fifty million dollars..." |
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− | |[[File: |
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− | |"Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year." |
+ | |"Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year."<br />"They view new episodes airing on your network as the perfect advertising for their website."<br />"Especially since they're all owned by the same media conglomerate." |
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|"You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!" |
|"You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!" |
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− | |"Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!" |
+ | |"Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!"<br />"It's nice to be home." |
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− | |"Welcome to the Itchydome!" |
+ | |"Welcome to the Itchydome!"<br />"We are surrounded on all sides by sixteen smartphones, seven tablets, four laptops, two home computers, and five TVs, making…" |
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|"Thirty-four." |
|"Thirty-four." |
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+ | |[[File:Bart Icon.png|x100px]] |
− | |"Thirty-four screens blasting Itchy & Scratchy straight at our eyeballs, earholes, and mushified brains." |
+ | |"Thirty-four screens blasting Itchy & Scratchy straight at our eyeballs, earholes, and mushified brains."<br />"People, there is no escape from the entertainment." |
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|"My nose is starting to bleed. Cool!" |
|"My nose is starting to bleed. Cool!" |
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|"Now this is how TV shows were meant to be watched." |
|"Now this is how TV shows were meant to be watched." |
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Revision as of 16:59, 18 April 2016
Islands in the Revenue Stream is the first main questline of the Level 42 update released on June 18, 2014.
Quests
Quest | Requirements | Triggered By | Time |
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1 | Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studios | Krusty | 24h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. Shout at the Writers | Roger Meyers Jr. | 12h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3 | Make Krusty Be a Sad Clown | Krusty | 24h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights | Krusty | 10h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. "Sign" on the Dotted Line | Roger Meyers Jr. | 2h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. Shout at Web Designers | Roger Meyers Jr. | 10h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7 | Make Kids Write Angry Letters (x8) | Bart | 10h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. Read Hate Mail | Roger Meyers Jr. | 24h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9 | Make Roger Meyers Jr. Relax With a Cigar | Roger Meyers Jr. | 4h |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10 | Make Krusty Get a Piece of the Action Make Roger Meyers Jr. Shout at the Animators |
Roger Meyers Jr. | 8h |
Maximum Itchyload | Make Kids Watch Itchy & Scratchy (x8) | Bart | 8h |
Dialogue
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1
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End
Character | Dialogue |
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"Look out, ennui. You’re about to get punched with a money fist." |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3
Start
End
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6
Start
End
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8
Start
End
Character | Dialogue |
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"Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling. |
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9
Start
End
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10
Start
End
Character | Dialogue |
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"Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!" "It's nice to be home." |
Maximum Itchyload
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Trivia
- Even though Comic Book Guy is not a kid, he can still be sent on the jobs that the kids should do in Pt. 7 and Maximum Itchyload.