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Dialogue
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"Hey, look! A mountain just appeared out of nowhere. That's... normal, right?"
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"Cripes! I've gotten pretty used to entire buildings being erected in 24 hours."
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"And it certainly makes sense that the construction can be completed instantaneously if you lob some donuts at the building site."
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"But a whole mountain? Son, I gotta admit. This one scares me."
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"You hear that, Sky Finger? You scared an old man. Nice going."
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"You just had to splash some premium currency around, didn't ya? Couldn't bear to leave a single item un-purchased."
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"Now, son. You should thank the Sky Finger for spending its hard-earned money--"
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"No! I'm through kowtowing to the whales! Do you know what it's like to live in a town that's constantly changing?"
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"When I look out the window, I never know what I'm going to see! Maybe there'll be some massive new stadium where Moe's used to be."
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"Or maybe a thousand identical blue houses will be crammed up against my backyard fence!"
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"I can't take it any more!!!!! Just stop already!!!!!"
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"Son... if the whales stop buyin' stuff, EA will pull the plug on this whole thing tomorrow. They ain't running a charity."
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"Then you, me and everyone we know just ceases to exist. Poof!"
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"..."
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"Uh... hey there, Sky Finger. How we doing? Listen... about what I said before..."
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"Just a joke, all right? We love our whales. Really. You guys are the most special, wonderful, world-paying-for folks in the whole universe."
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"So what'd say we kick the tires on your latest purchase? Let me at that Murderhorn!"
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