Insert Credit Card is a premium questline for Stacy Lovell that was released on May 28, 2015, along with the Level 53 content update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Insert Credit Card Pt. 1 Make Stacy Lovell Observe The Target Market
Make Lisa Play In Her Room
6h Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell
Insert Credit Card Pt. 2 Make Bart Slowly Explain Technology to Stacy Lovell 8h Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell
Insert Credit Card Pt. 3 Make Stacy Lovell Develop a New Toy Line
Make Stacy Lovell Test Products
Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell
Insert Credit Card Pt. 4 Make Stacy Lovell Host a Product Test
Make Lisa Test the myStace Game
Make Youngsters Test the myStace Game (x3)
12h Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell
Insert Credit Card Pt. 5 Make Lisa Play myStace at Home
Make Stacy Lovell Attend a Board Coup
24h Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell
Insert Credit Card Pt. 6 Make Lisa Hold Hands With Milhouse 15m Cash100, Experience10 Stacy Lovell

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Insert Credit Card Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "Hello, young consumer."
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Ms. Lovell, creator of the Malibu Stacy dolls! What are you doing here?"
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "The executives at Malibu Stacy Headquarters have brought me back to save the company."
Lisa Icon.png "No, I meant what are you doing here outside my house, hiding in my bushes?"
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "I'm trying to observe the target demographic, playing in their natural environment. Think of me as a prettier Jane Goodall, and you as a slightly less hairy ape."
Lisa Icon.png "Okay. Jane Goodall's actually one of my heroes."
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "What a coincidence – I'm one of my heroes!"

Insert Credit Card Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Surprised Icon.png "Lisa, it's been two hours and you haven't touched a single doll. Not even Touch Me Tammy... which I thought was recalled."
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png "Yeah I guess the internet and digital age have made playing with tangible, physical toys feel kind of dated."
Bart Icon.png "Yeah, man. Why play with dumb dolls or figures when you can just play a video game?"
Bart Happy Icon.png "Woo hoo! I just got 1,000 bonus points on Dumb Dolls and Figures! Now I can upgrade my Dumb Doll to a Figure!"
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "But why play with a digital version when you can play with the real thing right here?"
Bart Icon.png "Because your friends can't see how much you've accomplished and evaluate those accomplishments with a system of likes and hearts."
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "Ugh, another story about games in a game? Let's hope this one doesn't get too meta."

Insert Credit Card Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "Thank you very much, young man. I believe I now understand the series of tubes and tunnels that is the internet."
Lisa Angry Icon.png "That isn't what the internet is at all! And why are you listening to Bart about girls' toys? He thought Computer Science was a class where the computers do the science for you."
Bart Icon.png "Calculators do math for me. And Martin does English for me. It seemed like a natural progression."
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "I'll talk to anyone, Lisa. Inspiration comes from the unlikeliest of places. For instance, I thought of Malibu Stacy while driving in Malibu and thinking about my own first name."

Insert Credit Card Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "Members of the Board, I present to you the next generation of Malibu Stacy – myStace!"
Executive Angry Icon.png "You had millions of dollars to develop a new doll and you created a game instead?"
Executive Angry Icon.png "Why would anyone want to waste thousands of hours playing a game with no real goal or actual challenges?"
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "To quote the inspirational app development movie ‘Field of Memes,' “If you build it, they will play.”"
Executive Angry Icon.png "Fine, you can go ahead with the project. Not because of this presentation but because we can't go to lunch until this meeting is over."

Jobs Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "Welcome to the first test of myStace, the new Malibu Stacy video game and toy line."
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "Purchase all the Malibu Stacy dolls and accessories you already have in real life, but now in digital form. The dolls look so real, you can almost touch them."
Lisa Curious Icon.png "But you can't. And according to this price sheet, they cost more than the ones you can."
Smithers Icon.png "Shut up! I want that digital Malibu Stacy hat!"

Insert Credit Card Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "This myStace game has been a huge success! There's even talk about reinstating me as CEO of Malibu Stacy. Talk by me, but talk nonetheless."
Lisa Icon.png "That's great, but what are you doing here?"
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "I came to thank you and present you with our new myStace Stacy Doll."
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "If you put it on the separately purchased myStace game stand, you can have an in-game tea party with all her separately purchased friends."
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png "Thanks, I guess. But I meant what are you doing here hiding in the bushes outside my house again?"
Stacy Lovell Icon.png "Oh that? I just like spying."

Insert Credit Card Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon.png "Were you up all night playing that game?"
Lisa Exhausted Icon.png "My fashion score is too low. And I can't seem to boost my friend count. At this rate I'm going to end up an uncool, friendless nerd. Can you imagine?"
Bart Icon.png "The current high score is held by a gamer named Milhouse. Do you think that's our Milhouse or that weird guy who lives in the grain factory?"
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "I used all the pity money that I got in my parent's last divorce to boost myself to the top of the myStace leaderboards."
Milhouse Excited Icon.png "I'll gladly give all my points to you if you hold my hand for 15 minutes."
Lisa Exhausted Icon.png "In-game or in real life?"
Milhouse Icon.png "Oh man, this is a real Stacy's Choice."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon.png "Lisa, what are you doing holding Milhouse's hand? Is this how low you've stooped to get digital doll accessories?"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Eek! You're right. What kind of monster have I become?"
Milhouse Icon.png "You know I'm standing right here."
Lisa Shouting Icon.png "Companies aren't serving consumer needs – they're creating them. They've got us collecting figures that won't even work with the next version."
Stacy Lovell Happy Icon.png "It'll work with the next version, after a nominal 'upgrade' fee. Per figure."

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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