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Igloo Mansion is a side questline that was released on December 14, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Igloo Mansion.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Igloo Mansion Pt. 1 Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Make Mr. Burns Answer the Igloo Door
N/A
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Igloo Mansion Pt. 2 Make Mr. Burns Have a Childish Argument 4h Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Igloo Mansion Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Delighted Icon Some people spend their fortunes building affordable housing for the needy.
Mr. Burns Delighted Icon I build wildly expensive housing for myself that will melt come spring and wash all the needy far away from me.
Smithers Icon Truly, sir, you have the soul of a poet.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon I don't think he was a poet. He did something in insurance, I think.
Smithers Surprised Icon Excuse me?
Mr. Burns Icon You said I had a soul. And I do, in a phylactery over on the shelf, there. But it's former owner wasn't a poet.
Smithers Icon Oh. My mistake.
Mr. Burns Shocked Icon *ring ring* Hmm. What's that strange ringing sound?
Smithers Icon I believe it's the doorbell. Shall I answer it?
Mr. Burns Icon I'll get it. I want to let some air in. It's freezing in here.

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Yes, yes, what is it?
Ralph Icon Hey mister, I have to go potty! Can I use your bathroom?
Mr. Burns Thinking Icon Hmmm. Let me think.
Mr. Burns Thinking Icon ...
Mr. Burns Angry Icon I'm going to say "no". If I let you use my bathroom, that would make you feel better right?
Ralph Icon Yes, sir.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon Then definitely not. I didn't crush generations of workers under my boot to just turn around and start being nice to people.
Mr. Burns Icon You have to be consistent in this life. That's my whole deal.
Smithers Sad Icon Sir, I believe that the boy is seconds away from going to the bathroom on your front porch.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Oho, playing hardball, eh? Very well. Pleas for help do nothing for me. Ruthless negotiating tactics I can respect. The bathroom is yours.

Igloo Mansion Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon You should be honored to be invited in, small person. You're only the third person to set eyes on my marvelous creation.
Ralph Sad Icon Your house is chilly. Don't you have money for heat?
Mr. Burns Angry Icon *sputter* This is an igloo you buffoon, if I turn the heat on it will melt straight away.
Ralph Icon Then it's a dumb idea for a house.
Mr. Burns Icon No it isn't. It's smart

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Ralph Icon Dumb.
Mr. Burns Icon Smart.
Ralph Icon Dumb.
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Smart.
Smithers Eyeroll Icon Would you like me to see our guest out, sir?
Mr. Burns Icon Not until I won this argument. Smart
Ralph Happy Icon Dumb times infinity.
Mr. Burns Angry Icon Drat!
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