Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart
Released
December 3, 2014
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart is a limited time questline released on December 3, 2014 during the Christmas 2014 Event . It began once the player placed King Winter's Cave .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Triggered By
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 1
Make Homer Explore King Winter's Cave
24h
Homer
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 2
Make King Winter Make Cocoa
Make Homer Play Video Games in King Winter's Cave
Make Lisa Play Video Games in King Winter's Cave
4h
King Winter
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 3
Make King Winter Annoy Flanders
4h
King Winter
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 4
Make King Winter Go on a Date
60m
King Winter
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 5
Make King Winter Gnaw on Some Baby Back Ribs
24h
King Winter
Dialogue [ ]
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Typical. A new guy moves into town and builds his cave right on the limits of the property line."
"It's the cave of King Winter, the evil troll who every Christmas feasts on his own children!"
"Well, my first thought is disapproval, but I am open to learning alternate methods of parenting."
"Can't you feel the evil emanating from that man's cave?"
"Man cave, eh? Wonder if he gets the Football Channel."
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 2 [ ]
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"It's been so many years since that regrettable incident with the children. All that time I've been alone and lonely."
"So I'm looking for a wife."
"What kind of a wife?"
"Well, she should want a lot of children but she shouldn't get very attached to them."
"What you want is a public school teacher. I'll set you up with Miss Hoover."
"Wonderful! I will reward you with anything within my power as Winter King."
"Icy slush in someone's shoes. A dead car battery. A snot icicle."
"Your target's name is Flanders. Have no mercy."
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Homer, I have a date with Miss Hoover tonight, but I'm nervous."
"I've been out of the dating game so long. I don't know what modern women like."
"Did you get Miss Hoover some flowers?"
"Yes, a bouquet of gray asphodel blasted by chilling frost."
"Uh huh. Where are you going to take her?"
"Bowling."
"Sounds good."
"Bowling boulders at helpless villagers before I steal their children."
"That's bad, isn't it? Bro, you gotta give me some tips."
"Dad, how could you help an evil troll like King Winter improve his dating life?"
"I don't feel good about it, but he invoked the bonds of bro-hood."
"Besides, having a wife who'd clean up his awesome man cave is the worst punishment of all."
Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"So King Winter, how'd the date with Miss Hoover go?"
"Although I disapprove, if there's going to be a wedding I call dibs on flower girl."
"Oh, there'll be no wedding. Although she was totally delicious."
"Those bones you're gnawing on... you mean you..."
"Oh relax, they’re from the barbecue joint. I can’t marry your teacher. She hates kids so much even I think it’s creepy."
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