I am the Lizard Queen!
Release Date
May 18, 2016
I am the Lizard Queen! is a premium questline released on May 18, 2015, it requires Lizard Queen Lisa and Duff Gardens , a Gil deal building and costume combo.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 1
Make Bart Find Lisa 's Old Meds Make Bart Wonder if Giving Lisa Expired Meds is Okay
2h 2h
100 10
Auto
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 2
Make Homer Plan His Next Big Project, the Duff-o-rail
60m
100 10
Marge
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 3
Make Fat Tony Enjoy the Profit From the Shuttle
8h
100 10
Krusty
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 4
Make Cletus File a Complaint on the Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole Make Lisa Trip Out on the Meds
4h 4h
100 10
Lisa
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 5
Make Krusty Admit the Damp and Sooty Show is Pretty Good Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town
8h 8h
100 10
Krusty
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 6
Make Bart Repost His Review Under Krustyland Make Krusty Flag Bart's Review as Spam Make Lisa Go Crazy Around Town Again
2h 2h 2h
100 10
Milhouse
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 7
Place the Gnome Tap the Gnome
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100 10
Lisa
Dialogue [ ]
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
What's with her? Did seeing Duff Gardens cause her to have a flashback?
No. She thought Krustyland had relocated to our neighborhood and had a panic attack.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING KRUSTYLAND BACK TO ITS GODFORSAKEN OUTPOST AT THE END OF THE SHUTTLE STOP! AHHHH!!!
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I don't get it. Why build a second amusement park? We still don't even have a dentist.
Or a playground.
Or public bathrooms.
You think it's easy keeping track of which buildings you've already built?!?
You could write them down.
Who do I look like, Gabriel Garcia Marquez?
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
What the heck? When I wanted to build Krustyland on this very spot, you told me it “wasn't zoned for it!”
Exactly. It was zoned for a “non-terrible amusement park.”
Liar! There is no good reason I couldn't have built Krustyland here instead of the middle of nowhere.
Yes there is: if you'd built it here, I couldn't have given my friend the $750 million contract to build the Krustyland Shuttle.
That shuttle was a patronage product?
I guess that explains why the shuttle doesn't actually move.
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Step right up! Play the ring toss!
Ha. Talk about right in my wheelhouse.
There ya go, three winning tosses. I'll take my three giant stuffed Pikachus now!
What're you talking about? You lost!
Please. You ain't talkin' to some country bumpkin. Well actually you are, but THIS bumpkin runs the ring toss at Krustyland.
Well you're running it wrong, because to win, you gotta get the ring ON the poles, not in between them.
Yeah, right. I'm done with this rigged game. I'm gonna play some Whack-A-Space-Between-A-Mole.
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
This is an outrage! You've ripped off all my rides!
Duffman says his rides are all original.
“Fatal Fall?" Doesn't that seem a tad similar to the Death Drop?
Duffman doesn't see the similarity.
“Radioactivity Guy: The Experience?” “Dozing Scratchy's Palace?” Lawyer, I want you to file a lawsuit against this park!
I never thought I'd say this...but there's some business I just can't take.
WHAT? You've defended serial killers! And tobacco companies! And Burns!
A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Hey, wanna go grab a burger at the Snack Stylus and then hit Mt. Duffmore?
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 6 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Hey guys, wanna go check out the new Duff Gardens?
I'm in!
Hold on, kids. You might wanna read the Yelp reviews first.
“A total dump! If you're thinking of going there, go to Krustyland instead!”
“Zero stars! Oh and by the way, Krustyland gets ten stars!”
Duffman thinks all those reviews were posted by the same person!
Who, me? My name isn't “K. R. Usty.”
Check this one out: “The only ‘amusement' you'll get is from laughing at how crappy it is.”
Oh I wrote that one. It was a mistake, though. I actually meant to post it about Krustyland.
I am the Lizard Queen! Pt. 7 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD!
Um, those are garden gnomes, not lizards.
Leave her be. She's almost better, but still suffering some side effects.
Of the panic attack?
No, of the expired Zoloft.
Quest Map
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