I Willie Follow You Into the Dark was part of the main questline of the Winter 2016 Event during act 2. It required completion of either Yule Love It! (Act 2) and Yule Love It! (5) or A Happy Meal.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1 Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water
Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed
12h
60m
60m
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Experience10
Auto
I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2 Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers 8h
8h
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Experience10
Auto
I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3 Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap 8h
8h
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Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Actually, “Heathenism” is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
Ned Angry Icon.png I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
Ned Angry Icon.png Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
Lisa Eyeroll Icon.png Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!

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Character Dialogue
Satyr Willie Surprised Icon.png Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
Ned Icon.png It worked!
Satyr Willie Happy Icon.png I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Satyr Willie Icon.png Gather ‘round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
Homer Icon.png Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
Satyr Willie Icon.png Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
Satyr Willie Happy Icon.png Heh heh!

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Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
Homer Icon.png Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
Moe Angry Icon.png That's not what I'm doin'!
Moe Sneaky Icon.png Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Satyr Willie Icon.png For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
Satyr Willie Icon.png And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
Homer Confused Icon.png Eww. Who eats squirrels?
Satyr Willie Angry Icon.png DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
Homer Guilty Icon.png Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon.png Here's your squirrel, sir!
Satyr Willie Icon.png Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
Satyr Willie Icon.png If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
Homer Icon.png So wise...
What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
 
— System Message.


Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
 
— System Message.


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