I Willie Follow You Into the Dark was part of the main questline of the Winter 2016 Event during act 2. It required completion of either Yule Love It! (Act 2) and Yule Love It! (5) or A Happy Meal.
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1[]
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My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
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Actually, “Heathenism” is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
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I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
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Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
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Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
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Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
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Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
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It worked!
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I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2[]
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Gather ‘round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
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Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
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Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
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Heh heh!
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Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
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Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
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Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
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That's not what I'm doin'!
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Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
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Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3[]
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For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
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And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
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Eww. Who eats squirrels?
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DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
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Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
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Here's your squirrel, sir!
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Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
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If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
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So wise...
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What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
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— System Message.
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Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
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— System Message.
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