I Say Pomato, You Say Pomato is a limited time questline released on March 5, 2014 for the Season 25 "double-episode" promotional for the episodes 'Diggs' and 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'. Upon completion of the questchain, a new 4 hour crop for Cletus' Farm is unlocked, GMO Pomatoes.
"Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hubcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts."
"Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?"
"Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions. Every new young’un pretty much guarantees us another couple hunned a month. Double if he’s got a actual tail. Which they mostly do."
"Yea, it’s great to be one of America’s takers. But no vegetables, huh?"
"Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds. Said they was genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that’d grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!"
"Well, Dad, those pomatoes are total legit…if you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!"
"That explains their delightfully horsey aftertaste."
"We should also check under the sofas and in the closets, because I’m pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away. Stil, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us."
"Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future."
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Who's the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce? Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday's double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX