I Say Pomato, You Say Pomato is a limited time questline released on March 5, 2014 for the Season 25 "double-episode" promotional for the episodes 'Diggs' and 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'. Upon completion of the questchain, a new 4 hour crop for Cletus' Farm is unlocked, GMO Pomatoes.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1 Reach Level 6 and build Cletus' Farm
Make Homer Visit Cletus's Farm
4h Cash100
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2 Harvest GMO Pomatoes 4h Cash100
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3 Make Lisa Investigate Pomatoes
Make Homer Pass the Time

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Ugh, I hate March. There’s nothing at the Farmer’s Market except fried dough and figurines carved from last year’s gourds."
Homer Icon.png "Cheer up. ”March Madness” is coming, by which I mean my behavior on St. Patrick’s Day."
Lisa Icon.png "Is it so much to ask for fresh, locally sourced vegetables in the middle of winter?"
Homer Icon.png "Yes. Yes, I’d say it is so much to ask."
Lisa Icon.png "Well, I don’t care. I’m going to keep loudly and annoyingly demanding what I want until I get it. "
Homer Icon.png "You are wise in the ways of parental manipulation. I’ll go see if Cletus has any of these…uh…what are they called again?"
Lisa Icon.png "Vegetables?"
Homer Icon.png "Eww! Yeah, those."

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cletus Icon.png "Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hubcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts."
Homer Icon.png "Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?"
Cletus Icon.png "Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions. Every new young’un pretty much guarantees us another couple hunned a month. Double if he’s got a actual tail. Which they mostly do."
Homer Icon.png "Yea, it’s great to be one of America’s takers. But no vegetables, huh?"
Cletus Icon.png "Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds. Said they was genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that’d grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!"
You can now grow GMO Pomatoes at Cletus's Farm!
— In Game Message

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Lisa, I’ve done something unusual – I’ve satisfied your request. Here, a bag of farm fresh “pomatoes”. Half potato, half tomato, all delicious."
Lisa Icon.png "Uh, you don’t mind if I run them through my “Li’l Forensic Scientist” DNA kit do you?"
Homer Icon.png "Take your time. I’ve got a crate of Mexican Fireworks and Flanders’ lawn ornaments to blow up. I’m set for hours."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Well, Dad, those pomatoes are total legit…if you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!"
Homer Icon.png "That explains their delightfully horsey aftertaste."
Lisa Icon.png "We should also check under the sofas and in the closets, because I’m pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away. Stil, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us."
Homer Icon.png "Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future."
Who's the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce?
Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday's double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX
— In Game Message

Trivia[edit | edit source]

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