I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto
Promotional	Diggs and The Man Who Grew Too Much Promotional
Release Date	March 5, 2014
Number of Quests	3

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomato is a limited time questline released on March 5, 2014 for the Season 25 "double-episode" promotional for the episodes 'Diggs' and 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'. Upon completion of the questchain, a new 4 hour crop for Cletus' Farm is unlocked, GMO Pomatoes.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1	Reach Level 6 and build Cletus' Farm Make Homer Visit Cletus's Farm	4h	100 10
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2	Harvest GMO Pomatoes	4h	100 10
I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3	Make Lisa Investigate Pomatoes Make Homer Pass the Time	24h 24h	100 10

Dialogue

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"Ugh, I hate March. There’s nothing at the Farmer’s Market except fried dough and figurines carved from last year’s gourds."
	"Cheer up. ”March Madness” is coming, by which I mean my behavior on St. Patrick’s Day."
	"Is it so much to ask for fresh, locally sourced vegetables in the middle of winter?"
	"Yes. Yes, I’d say it is so much to ask."
	"Well, I don’t care. I’m going to keep loudly and annoyingly demanding what I want until I get it. "
	"You are wise in the ways of parental manipulation. I’ll go see if Cletus has any of these…uh…what are they called again?"
	"Vegetables?"
	"Eww! Yeah, those."

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hubcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts."
	"Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?"
	"Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions. Every new young’un pretty much guarantees us another couple hunned a month. Double if he’s got a actual tail. Which they mostly do."
	"Yea, it’s great to be one of America’s takers. But no vegetables, huh?"
	"Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds. Said they was genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that’d grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!"

“	You can now grow GMO Pomatoes at Cletus's Farm!	”
	— In Game Message

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Lisa, I’ve done something unusual – I’ve satisfied your request. Here, a bag of farm fresh “pomatoes”. Half potato, half tomato, all delicious."
	"Uh, you don’t mind if I run them through my “Li’l Forensic Scientist” DNA kit do you?"
	"Take your time. I’ve got a crate of Mexican Fireworks and Flanders’ lawn ornaments to blow up. I’m set for hours."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Well, Dad, those pomatoes are total legit…if you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!"
	"That explains their delightfully horsey aftertaste."
	"We should also check under the sofas and in the closets, because I’m pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away. Stil, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us."
	"Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future."

“	Who's the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce? Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday's double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX	”
	— In Game Message

Trivia

• The animation for Homer's task "Pass the Time" is the same animation for Homer's task "Hunt for Turkeys" from the Thankless Thanksgiving questline of the Thanksgiving 2013 Event.