I Am the One Who Crocks

I Am the One Who Crocks is a premium side questline released on June 02, 2016 during the Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event. It requires placing the Five Alarm Chili decoration and unlocking Devil Flanders.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 1	Make Devil Flanders Add to Homer's Chili	3h	100 10	Ned
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 2	Make Devil Flanders Conjure Up Hellfire Peppers	3h	100 10	Ned
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 3	Make Ned Go For an Exorcism	3h	100 10	Ned
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 4	Make Ned Spend the Day in Jail	8h	100 10	Rev. Lovejoy

The quest title is a parody of a famous line from the American TV show, Breaking Bad
- It also refers to the Crockpot, a slow cooking kitchen appliance commonly used to make chili.

Character	Dialogue
	Chili seems to bring out the worst in people. That's why Jesus only turned water into grape juice, according to my Hays Morality Code Bible.
	When it comes to heat, these chili-chumps don't know a jalapeno from a hallelujah!
	We should show them the error of their ways. Make a chili so spicy that they'll get baptized just for the water.
	Oh, I don't think so. Spicy foods are a highway to sins like pride, envy, and sin listing. Oh no!

Character	Dialogue
	I'm so tired. It feels like I didn't sleep a wink last night. Not that I would ever wink – that's a Jezebel's blink.
	Where did all these cooking supplies come from? Was I sleepwalking? Did I even make sure to sleep-stretch and sleep-hydrate?
	Let's just say you were asleep at the wheel, so I took over. And I didn't use my turn signals!
	Now, Neddy, don't get yourself in a tiz-tiddilly-izzy over nothing. The Devil doesn't live in your head.
	He lives in San Francisco.

Character	Dialogue
	Another restless night and more spicy evidence! And now I'm quoting Jimmy Buffett songs!
	I'm worried the Devil might be corrupting my evening activities. Last night, I watched three hours of the Ken Burns jazz documentary – that's almost a third of it!
	I'd better push up the weekly exorcism!

Character	Dialogue
	Ned, I can assure you these “visions” you've been having aren't biblical in nature. And I should know, I've read almost all of that book.
	Isn't your neighbor Homer experimenting with hallucination-inducing Insanity Peppers?
	You mean Homer might have given me a hallucinogenic substance? I need to make a citizen's arrest!
	Now, Ned, Homer might be an idiot but the Bible says “love thy neighbor as your" something. I haven't gotten to the end of that one yet – don't spoil it for me.
	I'm not citizen's arresting Homer -- I'm arresting me!