Another restless night and more spicy evidence! And now I'm quoting Jimmy Buffett songs!
I'm worried the Devil might be corrupting my evening activities. Last night, I watched three hours of the Ken Burns jazz documentary – that's almost a third of it!
Ned, I can assure you these “visions” you've been having aren't biblical in nature. And I should know, I've read almost all of that book.
Isn't your neighbor Homer experimenting with hallucination-inducing Insanity Peppers?
You mean Homer might have given me a hallucinogenic substance? I need to make a citizen's arrest!
Now, Ned, Homer might be an idiot but the Bible says “love thy neighbor as your" something. I haven't gotten to the end of that one yet – don't spoil it for me.
I'm not citizen's arresting Homer -- I'm arresting me!