The quest title is a parody of a famous line from the American TV show, Breaking Bad
It also refers to the Crockpot, a slow cooking kitchen appliance commonly used to make chili.
In Pt. 2, Ned says he would never wink, even though he winks in the episode "Hurricane Neddy".
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I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 1[]
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Chili seems to bring out the worst in people. That's why Jesus only turned water into grape juice, according to my Hays Morality Code Bible.
When it comes to heat, these chili-chumps don't know a jalapeno from a hallelujah!
We should show them the error of their ways. Make a chili so spicy that they'll get baptized just for the water.
Oh, I don't think so. Spicy foods are a highway to sins like pride, envy, and sin listing. Oh no!
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 2[]
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I'm so tired. It feels like I didn't sleep a wink last night. Not that I would ever wink – that's a Jezebel's blink.
Where did all these cooking supplies come from? Was I sleepwalking? Did I even make sure to sleep-stretch and sleep-hydrate?
Let's just say you were asleep at the wheel, so I took over. And I didn't use my turn signals!
Now, Neddy, don't get yourself in a tiz-tiddilly-izzy over nothing. The Devil doesn't live in your head.
He lives in San Francisco.
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 3[]
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Another restless night and more spicy evidence! And now I'm quoting Jimmy Buffett songs!
I'm worried the Devil might be corrupting my evening activities. Last night, I watched three hours of the Ken Burns jazz documentary – that's almost a third of it!
I'd better push up the weekly exorcism!
I Am the One Who Crocks Pt. 4[]
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Ned, I can assure you these “visions” you've been having aren't biblical in nature. And I should know, I've read almost all of that book.
Isn't your neighbor Homer experimenting with hallucination-inducing Insanity Peppers?
You mean Homer might have given me a hallucinogenic substance? I need to make a citizen's arrest!
Now, Ned, Homer might be an idiot but the Bible says “love thy neighbor as your" something. I haven't gotten to the end of that one yet – don't spoil it for me.
I'm not citizen's arresting Homer -- I'm arresting me!