|I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 1||Make Bort Cry for Mommy||4h|| 100|
|I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 2||Make Bort Get Bort Merch||4h|| 100|
|I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 3||Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch||4h|| 100|
|I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 4||Make Bort Throw His Name Around||60m|| 100|
|I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 5||Make Bort Hug Bart||60m|| 200|
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 1 Edit
|Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!|
|Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy?|
|Where'd you go, Mommy?|
|Hey, why are you crying, kid?|
|I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate.|
|Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days.|
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 2 Edit
Bort Getting Merch Edit
Bort starts Getting Bort Merch at shops.
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 3 Edit
Bort Proudly Displaying Merch Edit
Bort starts Proudly Displaying Bort Merch.
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 4 Edit
|There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort".|
|Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.|
|Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well.|
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 5 Edit
|Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists.|
|Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.|
|Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort".|
Bort with Bart Edit
Bort starts Hugging Bart at the Simpson House.
|Simpson, get your hands off Bort.|
|Whatever you say, Bort.|
|Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt.|
|Bort is uncool?|
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