I'm Also Named Bort is a side questline that was released on June 13, 2018, as part of Act 2 of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the character Bort.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 1 Make Bort Cry for Mommy 4h Cash100
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 2 Make Bort Get Bort Merch 4h Cash100
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 3 Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch 4h Cash100
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 4 Make Bort Throw His Name Around 60m Cash100
I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 5 Make Bort Hug Bart 60m Cash200

Dialogue Edit

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bort Happy Icon Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!
Bort Icon Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy?
Bort Worried Icon Where'd you go, Mommy?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Hey, why are you crying, kid?
Bort Sad Icon I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate.
Wiggum Sad Icon Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days.

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon Did you say your name is "Bort"? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.
Bort Icon "Bart"? Is that even a real name?
Milhouse Icon I 'unno. I'll admit, "Bort" seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole "B*rt" genre.
Milhouse Icon Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that.
Bort Icon Do you think your friend Bart will be jealous?
Milhouse Confused Icon Who? Oh, that guy. Ever since I met you, Bort, I'd kinda forgotten all about him.

Bort Getting Merch Edit

Bort starts Getting Bort Merch at shops.

Character Dialogue
Bort Sad Icon Dang it! They got a new shipment of "Bort" mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.
Wiggum Serious Icon Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot.
Diane Icon We just can't keep up with the demand. Build another factory in China. Tell them to make nothing but Bort merch, twenty-four seven.

End Edit

No dialogue.

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Icon Bart, meet Bort.
Bart Laughing Icon "Bort"? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?
Bort Icon Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name.
Bort Icon Want proof? I've got tons of stuff with my name on it.

Bort Proudly Displaying Merch Edit

Bort starts Proudly Displaying Bort Merch.

Character Dialogue
Bart Whatever Icon If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort.
Bort Icon Okay... there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott...
Bart Angry Icon Those are all Barts!
Bort Icon They WERE. But when Bort totally blew up, they all had their names legally changed.
Bort Annoyed Icon Get with the times, man.

End Edit

No dialogue.

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Willie Angry Icon Somebody burned the word "Bort" into the school lawn!
Apu Angry Icon There's "El Borto Was Here" graffiti all over town!
Wiggum Surprised Icon Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? I could be any one of thousands of suspects!
Bort Icon See, Bart? Your time is past.
Bort Happy Icon The Age of Bort is here!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Annoyed Icon There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort".
Skinner Icon Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.
Lindsey Naegle Happy Icon And me!
Mr. Burns Icon And me.
Smithers Icon Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well.

I'm Also Named Bort Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Annoyed Icon Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists.
Bort Icon Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.
Bort Icon Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort".

Bort with Bart Edit

Bort starts Hugging Bart at the Simpson House.

Character Dialogue
Skinner Annoyed Icon Simpson, get your hands off Bort.
Bart Whatever Icon Whatever you say, Bort.
Skinner Icon Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt.
Bort Sad Icon Bort is uncool?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Icon Blow up the "Bort" factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.
Bort Sad Icon I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over.
Bart Icon Well, you made the most of it: you were a real jerk while you could be. I respect that.
Milhouse Excited Icon I just met this AWESOME kid named Birt. He's so freaking cool. Later, losers!

Gallery Edit

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