|“||Yes, you can get paid to do nothing.||”|
— Human Statue's unlock message.
The Human Statue is a character that was made available with the Squidport Expansion. He is part of the Boardwalk Performers collection and is available for purchase once the player has reached Level 15 and has completed the "Squidport Pt. 5". He walks aimlessly around the Squidport and performs his act. He can only walk on Boardwalk Sections.
- He is the first non-premium, non-limited time and non-controllable character to come without a building.
- He is the only non-premium character in the Boardwalk Performers collection.
- If he is performing and you take away all of the boardwalk sections, there is a small chance he will walk around the streets.