Howl of the Wild, is a premium side questline that was released on October 13, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the premium character, Kung Fu Werewolf.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Howl of the Wild, Pt. 1 | Make Kung Fu Werewolf Impress With His Chi Howling Make Comic Book Guy Post Monster Rankings Online* |
4h 4h |
 100  10
|
Kung Fu Werewolf |
| Howl of the Wild, Pt. 2 | Make Taekwon Dracula Make More Dog Jokes** Make Kung Fu Werewolf Refuse to Take Any Grief From a Bat in a Cape |
4h 4h |
100 10
|
Kung Fu Werewolf |
| Howl of the Wild, Pt. 3 | Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demonstrate Werewolf Fu Make Comic Book Guy Be Impressed* Make Taekwon Dracula Begrudgingly Respect Kung Fu** |
4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Kung Fu Werewolf |
| Howl of the Wild, Pt. 4 | Make Mixed Martial Medusa Kick Werewolf Butt*** Make Kung Fu Werewolf Regret Life Choices Make Taekwon Dracula Stay Out of This Fight** |
4h 4h 4h |
200 20
|
Kung Fu Werewolf |
*Only appears if the player has Comic Book Guy.
**Only appears if the player has Taekwon Dracula.
***Only appears if the player has Mixed Martial Medusa.
Dialogue[]
Howl of the Wild, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | Who's the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster? FYI: He's standing right in front of you. |
| File:Comic Book Guy Eye Roll Icon.png | Although kung fu is objectively more awesome than taekwondo, vampires are still cooler than hairy-knuckled werewolves. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | What? No way! HOOWWWWL! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
I have to admit, your chi howl is quite impressive. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Icon.png | So now you can call me the greatest Ki-Ya Karate Monster? |
|
Let's call it a tie. |
Howl of the Wild, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Icon.png | I guess I can live with being tied first in the Ki-Ya Karate Monster rankings. |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | Well, I can't live with it! |
| File:Comic Book Guy Confused Icon.png | Technically, you're the undead – not actually alive, so– |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | I'd stay out of this unless you want to be my dinner tonight, blood bag. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | Owoo, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin. |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | What I wake up to is that awful wet dog smell after you come out of the shower! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | I'm not taking grief from a flying rodent dressed like an opera singer! |
|
Bats with capes are objectively cooler than werewolves, especially when they practice martial arts and fight crime. |
|
My new rankings are in! Taekwon Dracula is once again alone in first place. |
Howl of the Wild, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | All he's got for martial arts skills are just a lot of high kicks! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | Like this? *kicks Kung Fu Werewolf in the face* |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Pained Icon.png | OW! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Where's your vaunted kung fu now? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | If you want to see kung fu, I'll show you fists and feet of kung fu! |
Howl of the Wild, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
That Werewolf-Fu does look pretty cool. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | AH-OOW! I'm back as the top Ki-Ya Karate Monster! |
| File:Mixed Martial Medusa Annoyed Icon.png | Now to fast, dog breath! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Surprised Icon.png | Mixed Martial Medusa?! |
| File:Mixed Martial Medusa Annoyed Icon.png | That's right! And if we're talking who the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster is, nothing beats mixed martial arts. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | Oh, like rolling around on the ground like a baby is better than punching and kicking like a well-oiled machine. |
| File:Mixed Martial Medusa Annoyed Icon.png | That's it! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Icon.png | He really shouldn't have said that. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Pained Icon.png | I give up! Mixed Martial Medusa can have first place, second place, and whatever other place she wants. |
|
|
Well, obviously Mixed Martial Medusa is the best Ki-Ya Karate Monster. And may I add your snake hair oddly attractive. |
|
*clears throat* |
|
Uh, oh. Wife in the room! |