How I Met Your Grandmother was a premium side questline that was released on November 20, 2014, during the Thanksgiving 2014 Event. It required the premium character Mrs. Bouvier and the non-premium character Grampa.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Rewards | Triggered By |
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| How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1 | Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story | 1d 12h |  100 10
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Bart |
| How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2 | Place a Bench Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit Make Grampa Find a Gift |
- 24h 24h |
10010
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Mrs. Bouvier |
| How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3 | Make Moe Serve Drinks Make Grampa Drink At Moe's Make Homer Drink At Moe's |
10h 8h 8h |
10010
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TBA |
| How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4 | Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg |
60m 60m |
10010
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Mrs. Bouvier |
| How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 | Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap Make Grampa Take a Nap |
6h 6h |
20020
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Mrs. Bouvier |
Dialogue[]
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother! |
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I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it. |
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It's about your Grandma Bouvier. |
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I'll listen 'cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story. |
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So it all started back in the 1940's... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life. |
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Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me! |
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It was only about Grandma Jacqueline! |
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And you're still awake? |
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That's a better reaction than most of my stories get. |
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here. |
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Aha! There was candy in this story, after all! |
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There's only one guy that matters around here -- me! |
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Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline? |
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My last three boyfriends were named Grampa. |
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I'm not ready to date a fourth. But... |
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A gift certainly greases a girl's gears. |
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Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up? |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement. |
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Hot diggity! A twisted tooter! |
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She's gonna love it! |
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts... |
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...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment. |
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Now that I brought the brass, how 'bout a piece of-- |
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That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter! |
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Who cares who it belongs to? |
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Will you go out with me? |
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Get lost Gramps! |
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Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa! |
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Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows. |
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And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's. |
End[]
No dialogue.
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like? |
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I most certainly do! |
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I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town! |
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A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer. |
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Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM! |
End[]
No dialogue.
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself. |
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Yep, best night of my life. |
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So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together? |
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I'd love to, Abe. |
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Zzzzzz... |
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Zzzzzz... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway! |
Trivia[]
- The name of the quest is a parody of the American TV sitcom, How I Met Your Mother.