How I Met Your Grandmother was a premium side questline that was released on November 20, 2014, during the Thanksgiving 2014 Event. It required the premium character Mrs. Bouvier and the non-premium character Grampa.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Rewards Triggered By
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1 Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story 1d 12h Cash100
Experience10
Bart
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2 Place a Bench
Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit
Make Grampa Find a Gift
-
24h
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Mrs. Bouvier
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3 Make Moe Serve Drinks
Make Grampa Drink At Moe's
Make Homer Drink At Moe's
10h
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
TBA
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4 Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg
Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Mrs. Bouvier
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap
Make Grampa Take a Nap
6h
6h
Cash200
Experience20
Mrs. Bouvier

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart Icon.png I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa Icon.png It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart Icon.png I'll listen 'cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa Icon.png So it all started back in the 1940's...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life.
Bart Whatever Icon.png Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart Sad Icon.png It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa Startled Icon.png And you're still awake?
Grampa Icon.png That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Icon.png Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa Icon.png There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Icon.png Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Mrs. Bouvier Sad Icon.png My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png I'm not ready to date a fourth. But...
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Icon.png Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa Icon.png She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa Icon.png ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Icon.png Now that I brought the brass, how 'bout a piece of--
Mrs. Bouvier Annoyed Icon.png That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Icon.png Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Icon.png Will you go out with me?
Mrs. Bouvier Annoyed Icon.png Get lost Gramps!
Grampa Sad Icon.png Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer Sad Icon.png Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer Icon.png And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa Icon.png I most certainly do!
Grampa Icon.png I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Mrs. Bouvier Happy Icon.png A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Icon.png Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Happy Icon.png That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Icon.png Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa Icon.png So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png I'd love to, Abe.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon.png Zzzzzz...
Grampa Icon.png Zzzzzz...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The name of the quest is a parody of the American TV sitcom, How I Met Your Mother.
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