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How I Met Your Grandmother was a premium side questline that was released on November 20, 2014, during the Thanksgiving 2014 Event. It required the premium character Mrs. Bouvier and the non-premium character Grampa.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Rewards Triggered By
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1 Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story 1d 12h Cash100
XP10
Bart
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2 Place a Bench
Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit
Make Grampa Find a Gift
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24h
24h
Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Bouvier
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3 Make Moe Serve Drinks
Make Grampa Drink At Moe's
Make Homer Drink At Moe's
10h
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
TBA
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4 Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg
Make Mrs. Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Mrs. Bouvier
How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap
Make Grampa Take a Nap
6h
6h
Cash200
XP20
Mrs. Bouvier

Dialogue Edit

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart Icon I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grampa Icon It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart Icon I'll listen 'cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.
Grampa Icon So it all started back in the 1940's...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life.
Bart Whatever Icon Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart Sad Icon It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grampa Startled Icon And you're still awake?
Grampa Icon That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Icon I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart Icon Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grampa Icon There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grampa Icon Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Mrs. Bouvier Sad Icon My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon I'm not ready to date a fourth. But...
Mrs. Bouvier Icon A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grampa Icon Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grampa Icon She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grampa Icon ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grampa Icon Now that I brought the brass, how 'bout a piece of--
Mrs. Bouvier Annoyed Icon That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grampa Icon Who cares who it belongs to?
Grampa Icon Will you go out with me?
Mrs. Bouvier Annoyed Icon Get lost Gramps!
Grampa Sad Icon Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer Sad Icon Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer Icon And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.

End Edit

No dialogue.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Icon So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grampa Icon I most certainly do!
Grampa Icon I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Mrs. Bouvier Happy Icon A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grampa Icon Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!

End Edit

No dialogue.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Bouvier Happy Icon That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grampa Icon Yep, best night of my life.
Grampa Icon So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Mrs. Bouvier Icon I'd love to, Abe.
Mrs. Bouvier Icon Zzzzzz...
Grampa Icon Zzzzzz...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

Trivia Edit

  • The name of the quest is a parody of the American TV sitcom, How I Met Your Mother.
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