Hot in Here is a limited-time premium side quest line released on March 16, 2016 for the Crook and Ladder 2016 Event. It requires Fireman Homer.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hot in Here Pt. 1 Make Homer Restudy the Firefighter’s Guide 12h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Hot in Here Pt. 2 Make Homer Season the Prop Steak with Prop Steak Sauce 3h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Hot in Here Pt. 3 Make Homer Keep Studying 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Hot in Here Pt. 4 Make Homer Do Online Sexual Harassment Training with an Answer Key 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Hot in Here Pt. 5 Make Wiggum Adjust the Curve Down So Homer Can Pass 30s Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Hot in Here Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png OK Homer, you ready for your annual firefighter certification test?
Fireman Homer Icon.png Um... “C”?
Wiggum Serious Icon.png The test hasn't started yet. NOW it's starting.
Wiggum Icon.png Question 1: What are the three steps to take if you catch on fire?
Fireman Homer Icon.png Scream, yell, and die?
Wiggum Icon.png Incorrect. Here's a hint -- the first two steps rhyme with “mop.”
Fireman Homer Sad Icon.png ...

Hot in Here Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Question 2: We've set up the following mock fire scene. Look over the scene and tell me what started the fire.
Fireman Homer Icon.png ...
Wiggum Icon.png Perhaps the burned food on the stove might help?
Fireman Homer Happy Icon.png Of course! Eating something will definitely help me think better.
Fireman Homer Icon.png Mmm, burnt prop steak.

Hot in Here Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fireman Homer Icon.png Roll, drop, and stop?
Wiggum Icon.png Incorrect.
Fireman Homer Icon.png Stop, roll, and drop?
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Incorrect.
Fireman Homer Icon.png Roll, stop, and roll?

Hot in Here Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Now it's time for your mandatory sexual harassment training.
Wiggum Icon.png Consider the following scenario:
Wiggum Icon.png Firefighter Jim approaches Firefighter Jane at work. “Hey Firefighter Jane,” says Jim, “How about I use my hose to dowse your fire pit?” Has Jim sexually harassed Jane?
Fireman Homer Surprised Icon.png So did Jane say yes??? You left out the best part!!

Hot in Here Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fireman Homer Icon.png Okay, I've got it. Stop, drop, and ro!
Wiggum Icon.png “Ro?”
Fireman Homer Surprised Icon.png It's gotta be right! I wrote it on my hand! See?
Wiggum Serious Icon.png You might wanna check your other hand.
Fireman Homer Annoyed Icon.png “11?” Why did I write “11?”
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