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Homer the Heretic is the main questline of Homer the Heretic 2017 Event, released on January 3, 2017.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Homer the Heretic Pt. 1 Make Apu Teach About Karma
Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation
Collect Karma (x100)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Sunday Morning Homer
Auto
Homer the Heretic Pt. 2 Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse
Make Homer Rest on Saturday
Collect Karma (x260)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Greet Animal Friends job
Auto
Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions
Make Homer Rest on Sunday
Collect Karma (x460)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Perfect Beer Truck
Auto
Homer the Heretic Pt. 4 Make Homer Celebrate All the Things
Make Lisa Miss Band Practice
Collect Karma (x700)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Dance in His Underwear job
Auto
Homer the Heretic Pt. 5 Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity
Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books
Collect Karma (x980)
4h
4h
-
Cash100
XP10
Hamburger Heaven
Auto
Homer the Heretic Pt. 6 Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer
Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Cut-Glass Cathedral
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Homer the Heretic Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon So… I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious!
Homer Ooh Icon Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast.
Lisa Icon You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right?
Homer Icon Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out.
Apu Icon Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you?
Homer Snobby Icon I'd say, “It better be a darn good reward, ‘cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays.”

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy.
Homer Icon I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now?
Apu Angry Icon That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come.
Homer Icon Oh, so it's kind of like drinking.

Homer the Heretic Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Nagging Icon Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop!
Marge Happy Icon Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning!
Marge Icon Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul!
Marge Icon And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma!
Lisa Nagging Icon Mom, it's Karma, not luck!
Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often!
 
— System Message.


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You've unlocked the "Greet Animal Friends" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
 
— System Message.


Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices?
Ned Icon Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it.
Ned Happy Icon That's the only way God will know how much we love Him!

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Character Dialogue
Rabbi Krustofsky Icon Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism?
Sunday Morning Homer Annoyed Icon No thanks, not interested.
Rabbi Krustofsky Icon But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it?
Sunday Morning Homer Icon I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know.

Homer the Heretic Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
Sunday Morning Homer Sad Icon Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh...
Sunday Morning Homer Icon And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus...
Sunday Morning Homer Icon Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone?
Sunday Morning Homer Annoyed Icon Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
Lisa Nagging Icon Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.
You've unlocked the "Dance in His Underwear" animated job for Sunday Morning Homer!
 
— System Message.


Homer the Heretic Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
God Icon Well you could always just ask me.
Lisa Icon Oh, hey God.
God Icon I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
Lisa Sad Icon I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Eyeroll Icon So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight?
God Icon Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go.

Homer the Heretic Pt. 6 Edit

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Character Dialogue
God Angry Icon Homer! I've been looking for you!
Ned Happy Icon Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
Homer Aah Icon Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!!
Ned Icon Good job, God.
God Icon I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded.

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Character Dialogue
Sunday Morning Homer Icon God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
God Icon I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!
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