Higher Class of Politics is the main questline for the Level 53 content update that was released on May 28, 2015.


Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 1 Build Spiffany's 4h Cash100, XP10
Unlock: Mrs. Quimby
Kent Brockman
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 2 Make Mrs. Quimby Run City Government
Make Quimby 'Investigate' the Cyber-Attack
12h Cash100, XP10 Mrs. Quimby
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 3 Build Pool
Upgrade Pool
Make Mrs. Quimby Throw a Fundraiser
Make Springfield Elite Attend Fundraiser (x5)
Cash100, XP10 Mrs. Quimby
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 4 Make Mrs. Quimby Get Creative With City Finance Records
Make Quimby 'Earmark' City Funds
Cash100, XP10 Mrs. Quimby
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 5 Make Mrs. Quimby Monitor A Task Force
Make Wiggum Lead a Task Force
Cash100, XP10 Mrs. Quimby
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 6 Make Mrs. Quimby Go Shopping
Make Wiggum Lounge Around In Town Hall
Make Database Check Server Logs
Cash100, XP10 Mrs. Quimby
Higher Class of Politics Pt. 7 Make Mrs. Quimby Lead an Angry Mob
Make Springfield Elite Join an Angry Mob (x3)
60m Cash100, XP10 Wiggum


Higher Class of Politics Pt. 1Edit


Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon "Mayor Quimby, do you have any comment on your breaking scandal?"
Quimby Proud Icon "You’re, ah, going to have to be more specific."
Brockman Icon "Racy photos of you with Miss Springfield. At least we know where you stand on Proposition Double D."
Quimby Embarrassed Icon "What? How did you get those photos?"
Brockman Icon "Thanks to top notch investigative reporting. Also, they were on the front page of the town's trashiest gossip site, ‘SMZ'."
Quimby Surprised Icon "Oh no, that website is Martha's book club's book this month!"
Quimby Stern Icon "Time to go into damage control mode. Step one, buy her forgiveness. Step two, stop saying all this aloud in front of a reporter."


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "Joseph Quimby, you promised me that you'd try to probably never have another sex scandal if at all possible. You gave me your word!"
Quimby Embarrassed Icon "Er, ah, darling, that’s clearly a Photoshop job. Must be revenge from one of my old lovers or interns or intern lovers."
Quimby Confused Icon "I'll stop talking now."

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Sad Icon "First those pictures of you with Miss Springfield appear online, and now all my emails to my pet psychic. I can't have people knowing I get advice from a dog!"
Database Icon "Excuse me, Mrs. Quimby, but it appears Town Hall has been hacked and its emails put online."
Quimby Smug Icon "Nice cover up, Database. The ol' “Fake A Mass Hack To Distract The Ball and Chain” gambit."
Database Icon "This isn't a cover up. This actually happened."
Quimby Icon "And they said you couldn't teach a robot to lie. While she's distracted, I'll get to the bottom of this."

If the user doesn’t have Miss Springfield:

Get the Sleep-Eazy Motel to see what Quimby gets to the bottom of!
— In-Game Message

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Sad Icon "Joe, what were you doing all night? And why are your pockets full of tiny shampoo bottles?"
Quimby Embarrassed Icon "Would you believe that I was in a magical land of little people with very clean hair? No? Worth a shot."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "I've been crunching the numbers all night... and doing actual crunches since that swimsuit photo of me leaked."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "The city can't afford to investigate this hack."
Quimby Icon "Patience, my dear. That Nigerian prince will come through any day now."
Mrs. Quimby Icon "“Any day now” is too late. We need to raise money immediately... with a fundraiser at our compound."
Quimby Icon "Our “compound” is just a big house right now."
Mrs. Quimby Icon "Then let's stop talking in “quotes” and improve the place already."
Upgrade Pool
— In-Game Message

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 4Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Sad Icon "Our fundraiser was a failure, Joe! We barely raised enough to cover the cost of the surf n' turf fountain and the valet's valet."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "If we don't stop this hack, you might lose your next election. And if you lose, you're getting a WASP divorce."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "All the lost intimacy of a real divorce, but with forty more years of marriage."
Quimby Happy Icon "Don’t worry, I’ll get the money. As the, ah, family crest says: “Quimby men know how to launder money, but not clothes.”"


Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon "Well, my dearest, I raised the funds. Just pray that we don't have a forest fire anytime soon. Or anything else that requires a government response."
Mrs. Quimby Icon "And just in time! Another round of emails and photos were leaked."
Mrs. Quimby Surprised Icon "Did you know that Judge Snyder is naked under his robe?"
Judge Snyder Icon "That's not true – I'm wearing a dress!"

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 5Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Happy Icon "Chief Wiggum, we have the funds to track the hack, and the giant scissors to kick off this task force."
Wiggum Serious Icon "You solved the case of the missing giant scissors? Alright boys, case closed. Let that giant barber out of his cell and let's go home."
Mrs. Quimby Surprised Icon "Home? No! We need to get to the bottom of this cyber attack."
Wiggum Sad Icon "*sigh* Ok, but if I get stuck inside the computer, promise me that you'll take care of my family. And then unplug me."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "It's a cyber attack. We're going to search with computers, not within computers."
Wiggum Icon "Oh, that's too bad. I heard there are cookies in computers."


Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon "According to this leak on SMZ, the next McBain movie was going to be filmed in Springfield."
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon "But Wolfcastle backed out when Quimby passed a “Celebrities Who Say I Don't Look Good In Shorts” tax."
Wolfcastle Angry Icon "I just couldn't pretend to like his spindly legs. I know and respect my limits as an actor."
Wolfcastle Icon "Be sure to check out my new web series ‘McNanny – The Bain of Your Baby's Existence.'"

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 6Edit


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Icon "Since Wiggum here has been woefully inept at finding the source of the leak, I've decided to distract our most important constituent – aka me – with a trip to the mall."
Wiggum Icon "My informant on the inside, Clippy, has given us some good tips on how to format letters."
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "Perhaps you can use that advice to format your letter of resignation, so that my husband can tear it up and then fire you."
Database Icon "Mrs. Quimby, perhaps I could log into the proxy server, check the IP addresses, and trace any stray data packets back to the hacker."
Wiggum Sad Icon "But then who would make the "Have You Seen This Hacker" posters? You know I'm all thumbs when it comes to glitter glue."
Database Icon "Not to be rude, but I think your methods might be a bit archaic for fighting cyber crime."
Wiggum Angry Icon "Archaic? I oughta tar and feather you and stick you in the town stocks!"


Character Dialogue
Mrs. Quimby Sad Icon "This leak will be the death of me! Our golf club membership has been downgraded to a mini golf club membership. Windmill NOT included!"
Wiggum Icon "Don't worry, Madam Mayor, I've tracked down the name of the hacker."
Database Icon "What?! All you did is look over my shoulder and say “How do you make that smiley face emoticon?”"
Wiggum Icon "No, I said “How do you make the smiley face THINGY.” Emoticon is a term I don't understand."

Higher Class of Politics Pt. 7Edit


Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon "The hacker is... Bart Simpson!"
Wiggum Icon "How'd you do it kid?"
Bart Rollingeyes Icon "It wasn't that hard… Quimby's password is ‘Miss_Springfield.' And his security clue is “Not my wife.”"
Mrs. Quimby Annoyed Icon "Arrest the boy!"
Wiggum Icon "Just a second, I've almost got this computer sweeped clean of mines."
Lou Icon "Chief, he's getting away!"
Wiggum Angry Icon "And I just got blown up! Next time I should start at the corners."
Mrs. Quimby Icon "We'll deal with the kid Springfield style!"


Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon "If this mob takes one step closer, I'll release all your emails. Your funny forwards, reminders to pay your credit card, long emails from your lonely aunt - they'll all be out there for the world to see."
Bart Sneaky Icon "Or I will stop all this for a signed McBain poster."
Mrs. Quimby Surprised Icon "You did all this.... for an autograph?"
Bart Icon "Like you haven't done worse and for less."
Mrs. Quimby Icon "Yes, but I work in politics. It's expected."


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