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|Row 1 title = Level Required |
|Row 1 title = Level Required |
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− | |Row 1 info = [[:Category:Level 34|34]] |
+ | |Row 1 info = [[:Category:Level 34|34]] |
|Row 2 title = Number of Quests |
|Row 2 title = Number of Quests |
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− | |Row 2 info = 11 |
+ | |Row 2 info = 11 |
|Row 3 title = Release Date |
|Row 3 title = Release Date |
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− | |Row 3 info = August 29, 2013 |
+ | |Row 3 info = August 29, 2013 |
|Row 4 title = Preceded By |
|Row 4 title = Preceded By |
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− | |Row 4 info = [[SKINNERRR?! And Night At The Knowledgeum quests|Night At The Knowledgeum]] |
+ | |Row 4 info = [[SKINNERRR?! And Night At The Knowledgeum quests|Night At The Knowledgeum]] |
|Row 5 title = Succeeded By |
|Row 5 title = Succeeded By |
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− | |Row 5 info = [[For the Love of Marge]] |
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the second part of the [[:Category:Level 34|Level 34]] quest chain. |
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the second part of the [[:Category:Level 34|Level 34]] quest chain. |
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==Quests== |
==Quests== |
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! scope="col" |Requirements |
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+ | ! scope="col" |Reward |
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|High School Low Pt. 1 |
|High School Low Pt. 1 |
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|Make [[Superintendent Chalmers]] Visit [[Town Hall]] |
|Make [[Superintendent Chalmers]] Visit [[Town Hall]] |
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+ | |8h |
+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 2 |
|High School Low Pt 2 |
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|Make Chalmers Intend [[Springfield High School]] |
|Make Chalmers Intend [[Springfield High School]] |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 3 |
|High School Low Pt 3 |
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− | |Build the [[All Night Gym]] |
+ | |Build the [[All Night Gym]]<br />Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics |
+ | |24h<br />4h |
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− | Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 4 |
|High School Low Pt 4 |
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− | |Place a [[Camp Fire]] |
+ | |Place a [[Camp Fire]]<br />Make Chalmers Survive Off the Land |
+ | |24h |
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− | Make Chalmers Survive Off the Land |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|Chalmers |
|Chalmers |
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|High School Low Pt. 5 |
|High School Low Pt. 5 |
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|Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School |
|Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt. 6 |
|High School Low Pt. 6 |
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|Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School |
|Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 7 |
|High School Low Pt 7 |
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|Make [[Willie]] Build a Caber Toss Field |
|Make [[Willie]] Build a Caber Toss Field |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 8 |
|High School Low Pt 8 |
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− | |Make [[Legs]] Intimidate Students |
+ | |Make [[Legs]] Intimidate Students<br />Make [[Louie]] Intimidate Students |
+ | |24h<br />24h |
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− | Make [[Louie]] Intimidate Students |
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+ | |{{Cash}}100<br />{{XP}}10 |
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|High School Low Pt 9 |
|High School Low Pt 9 |
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|Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics |
|Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics |
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|4hr |
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|High School Low Pt 10 |
|High School Low Pt 10 |
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|Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall |
|Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall |
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|High School Low Pt 11 |
|High School Low Pt 11 |
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− | |Place a [[Minnow Pond]] |
+ | |Place a [[Minnow Pond]]<br />Make Chalmers Catch Some "DINNERRRR?!" |
+ | | ---<br />8hr |
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− | Make Chalmers Catch Some "DINNERRRR?!" |
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|"Look at this! The improved test scores have earned me a citation from Town Hall, "in recognition of exemplary performance."<br />"You did all the work, Skinner, and I got all the credit! It's every bureaucrat's dream!" |
|"Look at this! The improved test scores have earned me a citation from Town Hall, "in recognition of exemplary performance."<br />"You did all the work, Skinner, and I got all the credit! It's every bureaucrat's dream!" |
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|"In recognition of your fine work turning around Springfield Elementary, Superintendent Chalmers, you are hereby promoted to Intendent of Springfield High School." |
|"In recognition of your fine work turning around Springfield Elementary, Superintendent Chalmers, you are hereby promoted to Intendent of Springfield High School." |
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|"Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Two questions: one, how is going from "Superintendent" to "Intendent" a promotion; and two, are you aware that Intendent is a made-up word?" |
|"Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Two questions: one, how is going from "Superintendent" to "Intendent" a promotion; and two, are you aware that Intendent is a made-up word?" |
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|"I oughta be, I made it up!"<br />"It means a "principal," but when the town doesn't have the money to hire a principal because of widespread corruption that is in no way the mayor's fault." |
|"I oughta be, I made it up!"<br />"It means a "principal," but when the town doesn't have the money to hire a principal because of widespread corruption that is in no way the mayor's fault." |
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|"I got into education because I wanted to cut art budgets, not having contact with children! I won't last a day!" |
|"I got into education because I wanted to cut art budgets, not having contact with children! I won't last a day!" |
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|"Great Scott, Skinner! I had no idea the students of today had grown so soft. They're like pampered veal calves, but with an even less promising future."<br />"Heads always buried in their smartphones and tablets... What could they possibly be doing?" |
|"Great Scott, Skinner! I had no idea the students of today had grown so soft. They're like pampered veal calves, but with an even less promising future."<br />"Heads always buried in their smartphones and tablets... What could they possibly be doing?" |
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|"They generally use them to play time-wasting, potential-draining "freemium" video games."<br />"Or at least they did until that fateful day when the game they were playing asked them how old they were, and they all had to stop." |
|"They generally use them to play time-wasting, potential-draining "freemium" video games."<br />"Or at least they did until that fateful day when the game they were playing asked them how old they were, and they all had to stop." |
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|"I won't stand for it! I'm going to turn these kids into rugged, won't-take-no-for-an-answer individualists if it kills me!"<br />"We'll start with mandatory, 5:00 AM calisthenics!" |
|"I won't stand for it! I'm going to turn these kids into rugged, won't-take-no-for-an-answer individualists if it kills me!"<br />"We'll start with mandatory, 5:00 AM calisthenics!" |
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|"Participation in my morning calisthenics program is at 0%." |
|"Participation in my morning calisthenics program is at 0%." |
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|"Look on the bright side. That's a lot higher than any of us expected, sir."<br />"Any of us" being people educated in Springfield public schools, who due to years of poor math instruction, don't understand how percentages work." |
|"Look on the bright side. That's a lot higher than any of us expected, sir."<br />"Any of us" being people educated in Springfield public schools, who due to years of poor math instruction, don't understand how percentages work." |
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|"I've got to think of something. I always do my best thinking when I'm in the wilderness, honing my manly skills by surviving off the land." |
|"I've got to think of something. I always do my best thinking when I'm in the wilderness, honing my manly skills by surviving off the land." |
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|"Did you realize, Seymour, that physical education in this school includes classes in "Badminton" and "Golf?"<br />"No wonder these children are blobs of goo." |
|"Did you realize, Seymour, that physical education in this school includes classes in "Badminton" and "Golf?"<br />"No wonder these children are blobs of goo." |
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|"The kids do enjoy badminton. They get to say "shuttlecock" a lot." |
|"The kids do enjoy badminton. They get to say "shuttlecock" a lot." |
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|"You're not supposed to enjoy sports!"<br />"Sports should push you to the brink of death, leave you utterly spent, heaving desperate gasps between blood-speckled coughs, asking yourself "Why, God, why am I so weak?"<br />"From now on, the only sport here is Greco-Roman wrestling! Now, matches don't stop until both students are crying!" |
|"You're not supposed to enjoy sports!"<br />"Sports should push you to the brink of death, leave you utterly spent, heaving desperate gasps between blood-speckled coughs, asking yourself "Why, God, why am I so weak?"<br />"From now on, the only sport here is Greco-Roman wrestling! Now, matches don't stop until both students are crying!" |
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|"Starting today, all Springfield High School students will participate in the following classes:"<br />"Leadership, Mountaineering, Rough-Riding, Big Game Hunting, Celestial Navigation..."<br />"...Tourniquet Making, Foraging, Trust Busting, Manliness..."<br />"...Orienteering, Bare-Knuckle Brawling, Big Game Hunting II: Perspectives in Taxidermy, Chivalry..."<br />"...American Expansionism, Knife Sharpening, Knife Making, Knife Throwing, and Deep Jungle Exploration."<br />"If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. That is all! |
|"Starting today, all Springfield High School students will participate in the following classes:"<br />"Leadership, Mountaineering, Rough-Riding, Big Game Hunting, Celestial Navigation..."<br />"...Tourniquet Making, Foraging, Trust Busting, Manliness..."<br />"...Orienteering, Bare-Knuckle Brawling, Big Game Hunting II: Perspectives in Taxidermy, Chivalry..."<br />"...American Expansionism, Knife Sharpening, Knife Making, Knife Throwing, and Deep Jungle Exploration."<br />"If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. That is all! |
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|"Groundskeeper Willie! I wonder if you'd have time to build a caber-toss field at Springfield High?" |
|"Groundskeeper Willie! I wonder if you'd have time to build a caber-toss field at Springfield High?" |
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|"But the noble Scottish sport of caber tossing was banned in Springfield years ago, on account of its being incredibly hazardous and generally pointless." |
|"But the noble Scottish sport of caber tossing was banned in Springfield years ago, on account of its being incredibly hazardous and generally pointless." |
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|"We're bringing it back!"<br />"I'll not send a single student off to college who isn't adept at heaving a tree trunk end-over-end so that it lands as close to a "twelve o'clock" position as possible."<br />"It would be un-American to do so!" |
|"We're bringing it back!"<br />"I'll not send a single student off to college who isn't adept at heaving a tree trunk end-over-end so that it lands as close to a "twelve o'clock" position as possible."<br />"It would be un-American to do so!" |
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|"I think I'm going to cry..." |
|"I think I'm going to cry..." |
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|"Corpulent Anthony!" |
|"Corpulent Anthony!" |
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|"Yes?" |
|"Yes?" |
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|"My students are cowards!"<br />"I want you to send some of your toughest enforcers into my school, and push them around until they learn to stand up for themselves."<br />"You're welcome to keep any lunch money that the weaker ones fork over." |
|"My students are cowards!"<br />"I want you to send some of your toughest enforcers into my school, and push them around until they learn to stand up for themselves."<br />"You're welcome to keep any lunch money that the weaker ones fork over." |
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|"What a shockingly wrong-headed educational initiative. However, no grown-up bully can say "no" to lunch money." |
|"What a shockingly wrong-headed educational initiative. However, no grown-up bully can say "no" to lunch money." |
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|"I've done it. I've molded these blubber-wrapped idiots into capable young Americans."<br />"Who are shockingly ignorant of literature, but still."<br />"I think I should reward myself with a little "me time." |
|"I've done it. I've molded these blubber-wrapped idiots into capable young Americans."<br />"Who are shockingly ignorant of literature, but still."<br />"I think I should reward myself with a little "me time." |
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|"I've got another invitation to Town Hall. Wonder what it could be for this time?"<br />"Maybe they've got a special commendation for me!" |
|"I've got another invitation to Town Hall. Wonder what it could be for this time?"<br />"Maybe they've got a special commendation for me!" |
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|"You idiot! You've transformed this town's kids into self-reliant, confident individualists. What do you have to say for yourself?" |
|"You idiot! You've transformed this town's kids into self-reliant, confident individualists. What do you have to say for yourself?" |
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|"Uh... you're welcome?" |
|"Uh... you're welcome?" |
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|"No! You don't get it, do you?"<br />"Do you think I've allowed this town's schools to fall apart by accident? That I didn't INTEND for every class to receive a poorer education than the one before?" |
|"No! You don't get it, do you?"<br />"Do you think I've allowed this town's schools to fall apart by accident? That I didn't INTEND for every class to receive a poorer education than the one before?" |
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|"But why would you do that?" |
|"But why would you do that?" |
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|"Because stupid people vote for incumbents!"<br />"You start churning out free thinkers, me and every other incumbent in this declining country is doomed! THEN where will we all be?"<br />"You are hereby demoted from Intendent to Superintendent. Now get out of my sight!" |
|"Because stupid people vote for incumbents!"<br />"You start churning out free thinkers, me and every other incumbent in this declining country is doomed! THEN where will we all be?"<br />"You are hereby demoted from Intendent to Superintendent. Now get out of my sight!" |
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|"I've failed. And relegated the children of Springfield to a life of ignorance and laziness."<br />"It's times like this when the only thing that can cheer me up is partaking in an activity that is a playful pun on my beloved catchphrase." |
|"I've failed. And relegated the children of Springfield to a life of ignorance and laziness."<br />"It's times like this when the only thing that can cheer me up is partaking in an activity that is a playful pun on my beloved catchphrase." |
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Latest revision as of 23:58, 29 November 2017
High School Low is the second part of the Level 34 quest chain.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered by |
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High School Low Pt. 1 | Make Superintendent Chalmers Visit Town Hall | 8h | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 2 | Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School | 12h | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 3 | Build the All Night Gym Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics |
24h 4h |
100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 4 | Place a Camp Fire Make Chalmers Survive Off the Land |
24h | 100 10 |
Chalmers |
High School Low Pt. 5 | Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School | 12h | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt. 6 | Make Chalmers Intend Springfield High School | 12h | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 7 | Make Willie Build a Caber Toss Field | 4h | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 8 | Make Legs Intimidate Students Make Louie Intimidate Students |
24h 24h |
100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 9 | Make Chalmers Lead Calisthenics | 4hr | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 10 | Make Chalmers Visit Town Hall | 8hr | 100 10 | |
High School Low Pt 11 | Place a Minnow Pond Make Chalmers Catch Some "DINNERRRR?!" |
--- 8hr |
100 10 |
Dialogue[]
High School Low Pt 1[]
High School Low Pt 2[]
High School Low Pt 3[]
High School Low Pt 4[]
High School Low Pt 5[]
High School Low Pt 6[]
High School Low Pt 7[]
High School Low Pt 8[]
High School Low Pt 9[]
High School Low Pt 10[]
Start[]
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"I've got another invitation to Town Hall. Wonder what it could be for this time?" "Maybe they've got a special commendation for me!" |