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Hick and the Beanstalk is a premium side questline involving the building Sneed's Feed & Seed. It was released on May 17, 2016, during Act 3 of the Wild West 2016 Event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1 Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check 6h Cash100
Experience10
Cletus
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2 Make Cletus Care for Bean 4h Cash100
Experience10
Cletus
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3 Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird 2h Cash100
Experience10
Cletus

Dialogue[]

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1[]

Character Dialogue
Cletus Icon Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'?
Cletus Sad Icon It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?
Cletus Icon All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids...

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2[]

Character Dialogue
Cletus Smiling Icon Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!
Brandine Icon Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?
Cletus Icon Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever.
Brandine Icon Yeah, just our luck.
Cletus Smiling Icon Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3[]

Character Dialogue
Brandine Icon How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to Heaven yet?
Cletus Icon It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.
Brandine Sad Icon No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.
Cletus Icon Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.
Cletus Icon Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.
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