Hick and the Beanstalk
Release Date
May 17, 2016
Hick and the Beanstalk is a premium side questline involving the building Sneed's Feed & Seed . It was released on May 17, 2016, during Act 3 of the Wild West 2016 Event .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1
Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check
6h
100 10
Cletus
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2
Make Cletus Care for Bean
4h
100 10
Cletus
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3
Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird
2h
100 10
Cletus
Dialogue [ ]
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'?
It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?
All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids...
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!
Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?
Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever.
Yeah, just our luck.
Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to Heaven yet?
It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.
No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.
Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.
Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.
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