Hibbert Family Practice Quests

Hibbert Family Practice Quests
Level Required	24
Number of Quests	16
Release Date	December 5, 2012
Preceded By	Channel 6 Quests
Succeeded By	Hospital Quests

The Hibbert Family Practice Quests are a long series of Level 24 quests. There are 16 tasks total related to the building.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Hookey	Make Bart Skip School	100 10
Hahahahaha Sucker	Build the Hibbert Family Practice	100 10 Unlock: Dr. Hibbert
Bart’s Checkup	Make Bart Go For Checkup	100 10
General Practice	Make Dr. Hibbert Practice Medicine	100 10
My Pills!	Make Grampa Go For Checkup	100 10
The Cletus Condition	Make Cletus Go For Checkup	100 10
Luigi's Growing Problem	Make Luigi Go For Checkup	100 10
Mayorital Difficulties	Make Quimby Go For Checkup	100 10
Medical Industry Corruption	Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste	100 10
Grey Matter	Make Dr. Hibbert Deal Organs on the Black Market	100 10
Kent Afford It	Make Brockman Go For Checkup	100 10
Corporate Sponsor	Make Dr. Hibbert Sacrifice His Principles	100 10
Show Biz Life	Make Brockman Dine at the Gilded Truffle Make Dr. Hibbert Dine at the Gilded Truffle Make Krusty Dine at the Gilded Truffle	100 10
Kramp Krusty	Make Krusty Promote a New Product	100 10
The Flavormax	Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Krusty Burger Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger	100 10
Business is Picking Up	Make Homer Go For Checkup Make Comic Book Guy Go For Checkup Make Wiggum Go For Checkup	100 10

Dialogue

Hookey

Character	Dialogue
File:Barticon.png	"Well, I'm off to school! I can't wait to learn me some knowledge!"
File:Homericon.png	"Wait, I thought you were the kid who DIDN'T like school. Oh, well -- have a good day!"
File:Lisaicon.png	"Curious..."

Hahahahaha Sucker

Character	Dialogue
File:Skinnericon.png	"Bart Simpson is absent once again. And it's the second-worst kind of absence there is: excused."
File:Martinicon.png	"Are we entirely certain the note from his father isn't forged?"
File:Skinnericon.png	"It's impossible to tell, given that Homer Simpson's handwriting is significantly sloppier than our average first grader."
File:Martinicon.png	"Perhaps a fitting solution would be the requirement of a doctor's note to account for frequent absences."
File:Skinnericon.png	"Does this town even have any doctors?"

Bart's Checkup

Start

Character	Dialogue
File:Barticon.png	"Oooh, feel sick, can't go to school today.... Oooooh."
File:Hibberticon.png	"Your parents say you've been sick a lot lately. Let me perform an examination. I promise to make it as lengthy and painful as I can.
File:Barticon.png	"Uh... actually, I'm starting to feel on the mend, Doc. No examination necessary!"
File:Hibberticon.png	"Too late -- I've already gotten out my bone saw."

End

Character	Dialogue
File:Hibberticon.png	"Well Bart! It appears we've found your problem. A serious one too!"
File:Barticon.png	"What? Really?"
File:Hibberticon.png	"Yes! It seems you have received an acute dose of radiation poisoning." "Have you been exposed to any sources of radiation recently?"
File:Barticon.png	"You know it's a funny story, as radiation-poisoning stories always are..."

General Practice

Character	Dialogue
File:Hibberticon.png	"Everyone in Springfield report to my office for radiation testing immediately! It's a matter of life and death!" *CHUCKLES*
File:Burnsicon.png	"These tests could potentially cost my medical plan several dollars! Maybe even... TENS of dollars!"
File:Hibberticon.png	"And if everyone in Springfield glows in the dark, they won't need to power their lights."

My Pills!

Character	Dialogue
File:Grampaicon.png	"Hey, Doc! It's time for my annual checkup."
File:Hibberticon.png	"I can save you some time, Abe. You're dying. Death is imminent. Say goodbye to loved ones." *CHUCKLES*
File:Grampaicon.png	"Whoa, Doc, don't rush this "you're gonna die" thing. Give it to me slow! It's all about the dance, you know?"

The Cletus Condition

Character	Dialogue
File:Cletusicon.png	"Hey doc, I've been feeling mighty sick. Brandine says I might have been radiated."
File:Hibberticon.png	"In cases of extensive inbreeding such as yours, it's never easy to tell what deformity was caused by what. Better make an appointment."

Luigi's Growing Problem

Character	Dialogue
File:Hibberticon.png	"Luigi, you appear to be exhibiting all the hallmark symptoms of radiation poisoning: nausea, fever, and internal hemorrhage."
	"Those are also the hallmark symptoms of an Italian whose Mama has accused him of-a under-spicing his marinara! Mama, why!?"

Mayorital Difficulties

Character	Dialogue
File:Quimbyicon.png	"Doctor, I've having terrible nightmarees, cold sweats and anxiety."
File:Hibberticon.png	"It's probably just guilt. That's fairly normal for a philandering politician. But come in and we'll see if everything else is healthy."

Medical Industry Corruption

Character	Dialogue
File:Burnsicon.png	"Enough of this abuse of my medical insurance plan! Effective immediately, this plan is terminated!
File:Hibberticon.png	"But Mr. Burns, this health epidemic is largely caused by your power plant."
File:Burnsicon.png	"Nonsense! Nuclear power is the safest, cleanest, most socially responsible source of power on the planet!"

Grey Matter

Character	Dialogue
File:Hibberticon.png	"Well, it seems my practice is going to take a huge hit with the canceled medical plans." "Whatever will I do with all this leftover oxycontin?" *chuckles*

Kent Afford It

Character	Dialogue
 File:Brockmanicon.png	"Well, at least Celebrities can still afford quality healthcare in this country."

Corporate Sponsor

Character	Dialogue
File:Brockmanicon.png	"Speaking as a rich guy, Dr. Hibbert, it's a joy to see your waiting room empty of all the "people" and "families" that normally clog up the joint. Ever considered opening a members-only, concierge practice?"
File:Hibberticon.png	"I'm pretty sure the Hippocratic Oath says I need to administer health care to everyone."
File:Brockmanicon.png	"But surely there must be SOMETHING in there about administering to people with wheelbarrows of cash first."

Show Biz Life

Character	Dialogue
 File:Brockmanicon.png	"Thanks for the many, many prescriptions for antibiotics that I don't really need."
File:Hibberticon.png	"My pleasure. You can take an extra toy chest too."
File:Brockmanicon.png	"Say, why don't you, me, and some other rich famous guys go grab an expensive meal?"

Kramp Krusty

Character	Dialogue
 File:Krustyicon.png	"Another grease fire at one of my fast food joints! I've got to dispose of all this burnt grease immediately."
File:Krustyicon.png	"OR... I could turn it into a useful ingredient, with the new Krustyburger FlavorMax Supreme Burger!"
File:Krustyicon.png	"After all... burnt grease is a flavor, right?"

The Flavormax

Character	Dialogue
 File:Homericon.png	"Mmmmm... Krusty FlavorMax."
File:Guyicon.png	"If great taste had a Galactic Senate, surely its secret Sith Overlord would be named Senator FlavorMax."
File:Wiggumicon.png	"Dispatch, I'm proceeding to the Krusty Burger to investigate a potentially serious incident of flavor-maxing!"

Business Is Picking Up

Character	Dialogue
 File:Hibberticon.png	"Krusty, I'd like to personally thank you for creating the FlavorMax. The stomach pumping business has never been better!"
 File:Krustyicon.png	"Hey, Rome wasn't built out of a bunch of burnt grease by a TV clown with the hastily-thought-out plan in a day."