Make Homer Go For Checkup Make Comic Book Guy Go For Checkup Make Wiggum Go For Checkup
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Hookey[]
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"Well, I'm off to school! I can't wait to learn me some knowledge!"
"Wait, I thought you were the kid who DIDN'T like school. Oh, well -- have a good day!"
"Curious..."
Hahahahaha Sucker[]
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"Bart Simpson is absent once again. And it's the second-worst kind of absence there is: excused."
"Are we entirely certain the note from his father isn't forged?"
"It's impossible to tell, given that Homer Simpson's handwriting is significantly sloppier than our average first grader."
"Perhaps a fitting solution would be the requirement of a doctor's note to account for frequent absences."
"Does this town even have any doctors?"
Bart's Checkup[]
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"Oooh, feel sick, can't go to school today.... Oooooh."
"Your parents say you've been sick a lot lately. Let me perform an examination. I promise to make it as lengthy and painful as I can.
"Uh... actually, I'm starting to feel on the mend, Doc. No examination necessary!"
"Too late -- I've already gotten out my bone saw."
End[]
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"Well Bart! It appears we've found your problem. A serious one too!"
"What? Really?"
"Yes! It seems you have received an acute dose of radiation poisoning." "Have you been exposed to any sources of radiation recently?"
"You know it's a funny story, as radiation-poisoning stories always are..."
General Practice[]
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"Everyone in Springfield report to my office for radiation testing immediately! It's a matter of life and death!" *CHUCKLES*
"These tests could potentially cost my medical plan several dollars! Maybe even... TENS of dollars!"
"And if everyone in Springfield glows in the dark, they won't need to power their lights."
My Pills![]
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"Hey, Doc! It's time for my annual checkup."
"I can save you some time, Abe. You're dying. Death is imminent. Say goodbye to loved ones." *CHUCKLES*
"Whoa, Doc, don't rush this "you're gonna die" thing. Give it to me slow! It's all about the dance, you know?"
The Cletus Condition[]
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"Hey doc, I've been feeling mighty sick. Brandine says I might have been radiated."
"In cases of extensive inbreeding such as yours, it's never easy to tell what deformity was caused by what. Better make an appointment."
Luigi's Growing Problem[]
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"Luigi, you appear to be exhibiting all the hallmark symptoms of radiation poisoning: nausea, fever, and internal hemorrhage."
"Those are also the hallmark symptoms of an Italian whose Mama has accused him of-a under-spicing his marinara! Mama, why!?"
Mayorital Difficulties[]
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"Doctor, I've having terrible nightmares, cold sweats and anxiety."
"It's probably just guilt. That's fairly normal for a philandering politician. But come in and we'll see if everything else is healthy."
Medical Industry Corruption[]
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"Enough of this abuse of my medical insurance plan! Effective immediately, this plan is terminated!
"But Mr. Burns, this health epidemic is largely caused by your power plant."
"Nonsense! Nuclear power is the safest, cleanest, most socially responsible source of power on the planet!"
Grey Matter[]
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"Well, it seems my practice is going to take a huge hit with the canceled medical plans." "Whatever will I do with all this leftover oxycontin?" *chuckles*
Kent Afford It[]
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"Well, at least Celebrities can still afford quality healthcare in this country."
Corporate Sponsor[]
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"Speaking as a rich guy, Dr. Hibbert, it's a joy to see your waiting room empty of all the "people" and "families" that normally clog up the joint. Ever considered opening a members-only, concierge practice?"
"I'm pretty sure the Hippocratic Oath says I need to administer health care to everyone."
"But surely there must be SOMETHING in there about administering to people with wheelbarrows of cash first."
Show Biz Life[]
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"Thanks for the many, many prescriptions for antibiotics that I don't really need."
"My pleasure. You can take an extra toy chest too."
"Say, why don't you, me, and some other rich famous guys go grab an expensive meal?"
Kramp Krusty[]
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"Another grease fire at one of my fast food joints! I've got to dispose of all this burnt grease immediately."
"OR... I could turn it into a useful ingredient, with the new Krustyburger FlavorMax Supreme Burger!"
"After all... burnt grease is a flavor, right?"
The Flavormax[]
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"Mmmmm... Krusty FlavorMax."
"If great taste had a Galactic Senate, surely its secret Sith Overlord would be named Senator FlavorMax."
"Dispatch, I'm proceeding to the Krusty Burger to investigate a potentially serious incident of flavor-maxing!"
Business Is Picking Up[]
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"Krusty, I'd like to personally thank you for creating the FlavorMax. The stomach pumping business has never been better!"
"Hey, Rome wasn't built out of a bunch of burnt grease by a TV clown with the hastily-thought-out plan in a day."
Trivia[]
A common glitch in the app causes a lot of players to not be able to complete these quests because a random part of it wouldn't trigger. It then forbids players to get to the Hospital Quests and build the Springfield General Hospital.
Another glitch have got the problem because the last quests doesn't trigger and the players must do some of the last Springfield Heights Quests to unlock the last quests and Hospital Quests.