Hex in the City is a Treehouse of Horror XXIV quest involving Suzanne the Witch.
Quests[]
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Hex in the City Pt. 1
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Make Homer Tempt the Witch with a Succulent Bart Make Bart Be Tempting Make Suzanne the Witch Be Tempted
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4h 4h 4h
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Hex in the City Pt. 2
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Make Suzanne the Witch Nanny for the Simpsons
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24h
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Hex in the City Pt. 3
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Make Suzanne the Witch Magically Tidy Up Bart’s Room
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60m
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Hex in the City Pt. 4
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Make Suzanne the Witch Rest in her Gingerbread House with a Migraine
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8h
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Hex in the City Pt. 5
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Make Suzanne the Witch Go Bowling at Barney's Bowlarama
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12h
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Dialogue[]
Hex in the City Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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"Hm. Warty nose. Squinty eyes. Out-of-date clothes. She must be a game developer."
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"Dad, it’s that witch from the Enchanted Forest. She eats little children!"
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"Oh, not any more. I spent six months at a rehab center for fairy tale eating disorders, and I’m totally cured."
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"Met a lot of nice bridge trolls there."
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"You say you’re cured, but there’s only one way to be sure. Bart, try to get the witch to eat you."
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End[]
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"Aha! I knew it! There are bite marks on Bart’s arm."
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"Dad, you did that."
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"Well, you really know how to make yourself look delicious."
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Hex in the City Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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"Suzanne, what do you do for a living now that you’re out of the fairy tale business?"
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"I’m a magical nanny! My friend Sharry Bobbins suggested it. She used to eat kids too."
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"A nanny sounds great, but I’m not sure we can afford it. As it is we pay the babysitter by doing her homework."
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"Oh, magical nannies don’t take money. Just some trifle or other… that is the most dear and precious thing to your heart! *evil cackling*"
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"Boy, that cackling would sure cheer up the house. You’re hired!"
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Hex in the City Pt. 3[]
Start[]
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"Dad, I wanted a BOOKie, not a nanny."
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"Don’t worry, Bart, we’ll have a wonderful time. Let’s start by cleaning up your room. It’ll be magically fun!"
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End[]
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"Oh my god, I’ve never seen such filth. It took my darkest magic to clean it up."
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"Still, now Bart’s room is tidy and… what?! It’s filthy again?! How did you do that so fast?"
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"There is a darker power in the world than your magic. Ten year old boys."
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Hex in the City Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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"That Bart is driving me crazy. Why did I ever take a job as his magical nanny? I’ve got to go home and rest."
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Hex in the City Pt. 5 (only available if you have Barney's Bowlarama)[]
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Dialogue
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"Mom, Dad! Suzanne is trying to shove Bart in the oven."
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"Now Lisa, She’s a professional. If she needs to give Bart a time out, let her."
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"I just couldn’t take it! The kid is driving me crazy! Six months of rehab ruined."
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"I’m afraid we’ll have to fire you." "We’ll write a letter of reference, but it’ll be one of those wishy-washy ones that doesn’t really say anything."
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"Fine, I’ll go. But first you must pay me the thing most precious to your heart: your first-born son!"
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"Well… he’s A thing that’s precious to my heart." "But here’s THE thing."
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"I gotta admit, it’s a pretty nice bowling ball."
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