Herman

“	I'm one well armed guy. Think about it.	”
	— Herman's unlock message.

Herman Hermann is a character who became available in May 2013 with the Level 30 update. He is unlocked when Herman's Military Antiques is purchased.

About[edit | edit source]

Herman Hermann, voiced by Harry Shearer, is the owner of Herman's Military Antiques. He dresses in military fatigues. He is an insectivorian.

Herman has only one arm. He told Bart that the other arm was lost by sticking it out of the window of a moving bus and it was torn off by a truck in the other direction. It was also implied it was him, as Ms. Krabappel said not to do it because a kid once lost an arm that way, while on a bus. But later it was seen in a flashback from Grampa that Herman had lost his arm when he was advertising for something until young Clancy Wiggum's truck sped by and tore it off.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Setup Pyrotechnics	1 8	20m	Heights Theater
Train For Battle	70 17	60m	Training Dummy
Draft Battle Plans	175 45	4h	Bart's Treehouse
Run the Antique Shop	275 70	8h	Herman's Military Antiques
Defend the Domicile	350 90	10h	Dome-icile
Mourn America's Lost Greatness	420 100	12h	Herman's Military Antiques
Sell Counterfeit Jeans	500 125	16h	Herman's Military Antiques
Serve Time	600 150	24h	Springfield Penitentiary

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4
Eat At The Frying Dutchman	275 70	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running With The Bullies Pt. 16
Storm Police Station	420 100	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Try on Hooks	1000 225	24h	Ghost Pirate Airship	Plunderstruck
Stage a Coup	600 150	24h	Town Hall	Military Antiques Pt. 9
Import Contraband Tobacco	600 150	24h	Herman's Military Antiques	Up In Smoke Pt. 4
Protest	600 150	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"What was that?"	"Heh."	"Ow!"	'
"Bleh."	"Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh."	"Mrrr..."	'
"Aah Aah"		"Mmm..."
'

Trivia[edit | edit source]

He speaks in a pretty calm tone, making it difficult to hear with normal volume. It leads some players into thinking that he doesn't have voice acting.