I'm one well armed guy. Think about it.
 
— Herman's unlock message.


Herman Hermann  is a character who became available in May 2013 with the Level 30 update. He is unlocked when Herman's Military Antiques is purchased.

About[edit | edit source]

Herman Hermann, voiced by Harry Shearer, is the owner of Herman's Military Antiques. He dresses in military fatigues. He is an insectivorian.

Herman has only one arm. He told Bart that the other arm was lost by sticking it out of the window of a moving bus and it was torn off by a truck in the other direction. It was also implied it was him, as Ms. Krabappel said not to do it because a kid once lost an arm that way, while on a bus. But later it was seen in a flashback from Grampa that Herman had lost his arm when he was advertising for something until young Clancy Wiggum's truck sped by and tore it off.


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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Setup Pyrotechnics Hollywood Awards1
Experience8
20m Heights Theater Nope.png
Train For Battle Cash70
Experience17
60m Training Dummy Check.png
Draft Battle Plans Cash175
Experience45
4h Bart's Treehouse Nope.png
Run the Antique Shop Cash275
Experience70
8h Herman's Military Antiques Nope.png
Defend the Domicile Cash350
Experience90
10h Dome-icile Nope.png
Mourn America's Lost Greatness Cash420
Experience100
12h Herman's Military Antiques Nope.png
Sell Counterfeit Jeans Cash500
Experience125
16h Herman's Military Antiques Check.png
Serve Time Cash600
Experience150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
Experience45
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
Experience70
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4 Nope.png
Eat At The Frying Dutchman Cash275
Experience70
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
Experience70
8h Luigi's Running With The Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
Experience100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Try on Hooks Cash1000
Experience225
24h Ghost Pirate Airship Plunderstruck Nope.png
Stage a Coup Cash600
Experience150
24h Town Hall Military Antiques Pt. 9 Nope.png
Import Contraband Tobacco Cash600
Experience150
24h Herman's Military Antiques Up In Smoke Pt. 4 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
Experience150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
Experience45 
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
Experience45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55 
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
Experience110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
Experience150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"What was that?" "Heh." "Ow!" '
"Bleh." "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh." "Mrrr..." '
"Aah Aah" "Mmm..."
'

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He speaks in a pretty calm tone, making it difficult to hear with normal volume. It leads some players into thinking that he doesn't have voice acting.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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